Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[gerryg400]

I've got covid at the moment and I had a little fever last night....and last night i was watching a film clip of the players coming off the ground....and I swear that I thought I saw two pie players kiss each other....now of course, these things are perfectly acceptable but maybe I was hallucinating.....did anyone see this? I cant remember who the players were...for some reason. It must have been a dream....

This?

 

[Markfs]

This?


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no they were walking off towards the race i think....... of course this was my dream. i wouldnt expect there to be video of it.

 

[sideswipe]

Hall of Fame whippee deserves a special honorary Off The List Flay for leaving early.

The Collingwood finisher who missed the biggest finish of all time

Until Jamie Elliott’s heroic post-siren goal to sink Essendon on Sunday, the most memorable Magpie goal this century in clashes between the two great clubs had been kicked by Jarryd Blair.

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[Vicky Park]

This?


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No.That’s an air kiss. It’s what ladies do when they greet each other for lunch. Or it’s a Covid protocol kiss between teammates, where they don’t make contact.

Either way, it looks like the softness has crept back in, again, moments after our boys tried very hard to lose another game but couldn’t pull it off.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I would say that cricketer Murphy, but he wasn't actually a cricketer, he was a wicket keeper - the cricketing role for blokes who can't bowl or bat and need a giant pair of gloves to catch the ball…..FFS.

EFA

 

[Anzacday]

I've got covid at the moment and I had a little fever last night....and last night i was watching a film clip of the players coming off the ground....and I swear that I thought I saw two pie players kiss each other....now of course, these things are perfectly acceptable but maybe I was hallucinating.....did anyone see this? I cant remember who the players were...for some reason. It must have been a dream....

Crispy kissed Maynard.

 

[Markfs]

Crispy kissed Maynard.

ah yes....that sounds right. So unless you had the same covid fever, I wasnt hallucinating..... obviously the team is channelling ancient sparta

 

[magpie_marty]

Can I nominate a former Collingwood player?

On Sunday,a popular forward who played 157 games for Collingwood including the 2010 grand final draw and replay after being added to the list as a rookie in 2009, attended the match with his two boys Ziggy and Gus to support the old mob and watch his mates still playing in the black and white.

But with momentum all Essendon’s way once Matt Guelfi

35

Matt Guelfi

Age

27

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.1

3star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.9

4star

G

0.2

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

17.2

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

0.2

3star

put them 20 points up early in the final quarter and his young boys getting a bit restless, Former player did what many parents have done before and left the match to get a head start on the week ahead. Yep, he headed for the exits.

 

[Markfs]

Can I nominate a former Collingwood player?

On Sunday,a popular forward who played 157 games for Collingwood including the 2010 grand final draw and replay after being added to the list as a rookie in 2009, attended the match with his two boys Ziggy and Gus to support the old mob and watch his mates still playing in the black and white.

But with momentum all Essendon’s way once Matt Guelfi put them 20 points up early in the final quarter and his young boys getting a bit restless, Former player did what many parents have done before and left the match to get a head start on the week ahead. Yep, he headed for the exits.

its with some irony that the original runt of the litter, the original garden gnome, jarryd blair should leave the club early, because he had hung on for years and years in his playing career and we couldnt get rid of him.....

The other news is that runt has two kids ....and derek will be itching to take them as father sons....I can only imagine how tall they will be.....they will need to leap up into the air so that they can be tackled under the ginnivan rule

 

[Markfs]

No.That’s an air kiss. It’s what ladies do when they greet each other for lunch. Or it’s a Covid protocol kiss between teammates, where they don’t make contact.

Either way, it looks like the softness has crept back in, again, moments after our boys tried very hard to lose another game but couldn’t pull it off.

as anzacday reliably informed me, steak knifes and the bruzz were engaged in a mouth to mouth confrontation during the walk off.....

 

[sideswipe]

Can I nominate a former Collingwood player?

On Sunday,a popular forward who played 157 games for Collingwood including the 2010 grand final draw and replay after being added to the list as a rookie in 2009, attended the match with his two boys Ziggy and Gus to support the old mob and watch his mates still playing in the black and white.

But with momentum all Essendon’s way once Matt Guelfi

35

Matt Guelfi

Age

27

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

8.1

3star

HB

6.1

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

2.9

4star

G

0.2

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

5.5

3star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

17.2

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

0.2

3star

put them 20 points up early in the final quarter and his young boys getting a bit restless, Former player did what many parents have done before and left the match to get a head start on the week ahead. Yep, he headed for the exits.

You get a whip for being Sandra Sully.


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[Anzacday]

as anzacday reliably informed me, steak knifes and the bruzz were engaged in a mouth to mouth confrontation during the walk off.....

Don’t you put that on me.
I said Crispy kissed Maynard.
It was on the cheek, not a pash - that’s you hallucinating.

 

[Markfs]

Don’t you put that on me.
I said Crispy kissed Maynard.
It was on the cheek, not a pash - that’s you hallucinating.

on the cheek only? my eyes were struggling to focus but i'm sure it was more than that. It seems when the chinese were in the lab inventing covid, they must have added some lsd aspects to it....

 

[KinderSmock]

Jack Ginnivan. Name of 2022. He's spud of the year.

There's a reason he was taken in the rookies: he's a softie and a faker. He should be an actor or a campaigner or a complainer. News writer for News Corp or New Idea because it's all made up or exaggerated. Soccer would be a better sport for Jack. Jack should never and will never be a true Pie. Think it's time for chop, chop, chop and cut our losses because he's a bad player. I knew it from his debut match that he would be a dud. Ginnivan has let us down and his cahoots with faking should come to an end. Ginni in the binni.

 

[Vicky Park]

Jack Ginnivan. Name of 2022. He's spud of the year.

There's a reason he was taken in the rookies: he's a softie and a faker. He should be an actor or a campaigner or a complainer. News writer for News Corp or New Idea because it's all made up or exaggerated. Soccer would be a better sport for Jack. Jack should never and will never be a true Pie. Think it's time for chop, chop, chop and cut our losses because he's a bad player. I knew it from his debut match that he would be a dud. Ginnivan has let us down and his cahoots with faking should come to an end. Ginni in the binni.

I think it’s time to reveal why Ginni is in the team.

It’s a ploy to distract attention from how well we’re playing, and is part of Fly’s winning strategy. He told the Board during the job interview that he had a kid from Bendigo who could be sacrificed for the greater good. And Ginni generously waived all rights to retain his head. Its due to come right off during the grand final, and the opposition will be so shocked, that we’ll storm home.

 

[sr36]

as anzacday reliably informed me, steak knifes and the bruzz were engaged in a mouth to mouth confrontation during the walk off.....

As disturbing as this kissing story sounds, at least they're embracing their boofhead illiteracy by using an f in Crisp's nickname. I'm hoping their jaws jutt forward when they say it.

 

[sr36]

I think it’s time to reveal why Ginni is in the team.

It’s a ploy to distract attention from how well we’re playing, and is part of Fly’s winning strategy. He told the Board during the job interview that he had a kid from Bendigo who could be sacrificed for the greater good. And Ginni generously waived all rights to retain his head. Its due to come right off during the grand final, and the opposition will be so shocked, that we’ll storm home.

He's a mutant shape shifter. It's obvious by the way he's tackled and the umpire's responses that his neck is indistinguishable from his waist at close range. It's only through TV cameras or the clarifying distance from the stands that it is possible to differentiate his body parts.

 

[Markfs]

As disturbing as this kissing story sounds, at least they're embracing their boofhead illiteracy by using an f in Crisp's nickname. I'm hoping their jaws jutt forward when they say it.

i'm stressed enough with the covid. It seems to be playing around with all my worst homophobic nightmares..... as i said previously, i'm laying the blame at the chinese as the don instructed...

all this new age celebration methods are too much for me.... i wish the jock was here to guide the way

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

He's a mutant shape shifter. It's obvious by the way he's tackled and the umpire's responses that his neck is indistinguishable from his waist at close range. It's only through TV cameras or the clarifying distance from the stands that it is possible to differentiate his body parts.

It’s the white hair… that looks like the extension of his jumper. The opposition players simply don’t know where the jumper stops and the head starts. We could see that last week where an Essendon player attempted to resolve this question with a forensic examination.

The afl needs to bring in a new rule that players are not permitted to wear heads that match their jumpers. They should always run out wearing a clash head.

 

[jmac70]

It’s the white hair… that looks like the extension of his jumper. The opposition players simply don’t know where the jumper stops and the head starts. We could see that last week where an Essendon player attempted to resolve this question with a forensic examination.

The afl needs to bring in a new rule that players are not permitted to wear heads that match their jumpers. They should always run out wearing a clash head.

I like the idea of a clash head. If we had a team of Lego players it would be so easy to avoid these kind of mistakes.

 

[Vicky Park]

I like the idea of a clash head. If we had a team of Lego players it would be so easy to avoid these kind of mistakes.

I think the clash head concept has legs.
Um.

Ginni compounds the issue of what to tackle by wearing long sleeves. He seems to go out of his way to make it hard for the tackler. So unfair.

We could remove his arms before the game, which would fix that. Then the tackler could more easily focus on his head. Bingo! Problem solved.

 

[gerryg400]

I think the clash head concept has legs.
Um.

Ginni compounds the issue of what to tackle by wearing long sleeves. He seems to go out of his way to make it hard for the tackler. So unfair.

We could remove his arms before the game, which would fix that. Then the tackler could more easily focus on his head. Bingo! Problem solved.

The same applies at the other end with those enormous shorts. Effectively his torso (the tackle target area) extends from the top of his head to the ground.

 

[sr36]

How great is it going to be to flay the crap out of our million dollar bubble boy, as he kicks off the dew in the VFL?

 

[Markfs]

How great is it going to be to flay the crap out of our million dollar bubble boy, as he kicks off the dew in the VFL?

a bit of a win-win free hit type of game....

I expect him to be playing more at this level in the not too distant future.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

How great is it going to be to flay the crap out of our million dollar bubble boy, as he kicks off the dew in the VFL?

Most of the game day thread type whippers will miss the game . 1030 too early for them.