Analysis Hawks 2022 Hypothetical trades (read the pinned post)

[Strapping Young Lad]

Firstly, the "No Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

42

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

" Rule is back

 

[Blackhawk42]

The melts in this thread when the Cats get announced as his destination are going to be like nothing else Chief’s server has ever seen.

Rip Bigfooty

I hope everybody on here takes it in the same good faith that the speculating has included this morning. Been some genuinely hilarious stuff being posted. Most of it purposefully.

 

[Mojo]

This thread has generally made me laugh.

I’m going to kill you all if the news is bad though...

 

[Scrads]

I honestly think if it was a simple and foregone conclusion that's its Geelong then it would have happened by now.

Could be some negotiating still going on behind the scenes. Manager might be trying to get Geelong's offer closer to ours financially.

 

[cryptor]

I’ve listened to every hour of trade radio so far and I’m just about ready to install a rheem

Just like the brain dead commentary it's supporting, it just keeps going on and on.

 

[Mercy Seat]

Gott step into a meeting, so **** it. Im calling now.

 

[BIGHAWK23]

I have quit trade radio until this Bowes stuff is over

Some says breaking news and my brain starts shaking

 

[Big Hotdog]

I’ve listened to every hour of trade radio so far and I’m just about ready to install a rheem

For the hottest of hot hot water you've ever seen!

On Nokia 6.1 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[manB]

Imagine after all of this nothing is announced today.

On Pixel 3 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Hawk4life1990]

Bigfooty servers when Bowes makes a decision.

 

[phreeze77]

Okay I'm going to say it if Bowes picks us I'm getting his number on the back of my Guernsey.

He will be number 7 just as a reminder of what he brought with him.

 

[hawkmang]

I honestly think if it was a simple and foregone conclusion that's its Geelong then it would have happened by now.

Could be some negotiating still going on behind the scenes. Manager might be trying to get Geelong's offer closer to ours financially.

I am thinking the same thing. We could be being used as leverage

 

[RIOLINWITPUNCHS]

This is exclusive footage I've obtained of Mackie informing his dog that she may not actually meet Jack Bowes

12

Jack Bowes

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

MG

318.1

4star

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

5star

HB

6.3

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

318.1

4star

D

11.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

dog after all.

 

[Dewnior]

I’ve listened to every hour of trade radio so far and I’m just about ready to install a rheem

I did that about 10 trade periods ago and I can tell you it's the hottest of hot hot water you've ever seen


Edit: damn Big Hotdog got in b4 me

 

[Paul Kersey]

Sitting in my office waiting for the news - if it goes our way I'm doing a Ric Flair style strut over to the Geelong supporter's desk.

 

[hawkmang]

Almost 11’000 posts in this thread and we’ve only had one player through the door…

 

[BIGHAWK23]

Main board posters going with Hawks now

 

[Hawk4life1990]

Sitting in my office waiting for the news - if it goes our way I'm doing a Ric Flair style strut over to the Geelong supporter's desk.

Just don't expose yourself to flight attendants during your celebration strut, wooooooooo

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

 

[Shadow89]

I'm sure you guys are the same, but:

'Waaake me uuup, when Bowes-Saga-Ends'

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Main board posters going with Hawks now

Do you mean Vinnie the Pie nuffie?

 

[tl92]

 

[Denver Day Lewis]

I don't know much about Bowes. And pick 7 is no guarantee of anything.

And I really couldn't speak to our salary cap and whether we can take on a wildly optimistic contract better than competing clubs.

But I just hate the idea of waiting in a polite, orderly queue for 400g, no, make it 500g, of thinly sliced devon, while holding the ticket number immediately after the Handbaggers ticket. Especially if the drama has been manufactured to improve devon sales in the store.

Infuriating.

 

[Hawk4life1990]

I hope Bowes makes his mind up soon, I start work at 3 & I won't be very productive until he's made a decision (constantly pushes F5 button)

 

[Stranglers]

In before he nominates essendon.

 

[Hawk the Talk]

It’s a genuine raffle at this point.

You’d think he’s manager and family would be encouraging him to take the extra cash while he can