Competitions LAST MAN STANDING

[Mowman]

I hereby tender my resignation to the Last Man Standing in disgrace.

I apologise to all my fans, for my oversight.

But somebody else can sort this s**t out now.

Hubnester get in here. This is your baby now.

No
You’re the man
And you do it your way

 

[CursingFijian]

No
You’re the man
And you do it your way

Rule 12 incoming.

 

[Mowman]

Rule 12 incoming.

 

[Diehard Saint]

I hereby tender my resignation to the Last Man Standing in disgrace.

I apologise to all my fans, for my oversight.

But somebody else can sort this s**t out now.

Hubnester get in here. This is your baby now.

Resignation rejected. Emphatically!
Been the most entertaining thread to read this season.
( Notwithstanding four great autopsy threads.)

 

[CursingFijian]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

To my adoring fans,

I would like to address the recent speculation about my future as the head of this organisation. It is true that I was considering resigning from my position due to personal reasons, but after receiving overwhelming support from my loyal fans and followers, I have decided to continue in my role.

I would like to express my gratitude to all parties involved who have expressed their concern for my well-being during this difficult time. Your encouragement and support have been invaluable, and I am grateful for it.

I want to assure everyone that I am fully committed to seeing this season out, and I will continue to work tirelessly to ensure the success of this organization. I believe that with the right mindset, we can achieve great things together.

Thank you all once again for your unwavering support, and I look forward to working with you all in the coming weeks and months.

Sincerely,

CursingFijian
Director of Ceremonies, Festivities, and Mistakemaking

 

[CursingFijian]

Attention all Last Man Standing survivors,

Grav, saintkildaman & Verdun66

We at the competition headquarters take the integrity of this game seriously. Therefore, we are introducing a new rule, Rule 12, to ensure that all contestants are playing fairly and without the risk of scandal.
If by mistake, a participant inadvertently selects the same team twice, and the judges fail to pick up on it then, they will not be automatically ejected from the competition. However, similar to Rule 11 they will be requiredto select two winners in the next round to make up for the oversight.

We understand that mistakes were made, but we hope to continue to play this game in a spirit of inclusion and sportsmanship, and with a bare minimum of integrity.

Thank you for your understanding and continued participation.

Verdun66 you are hereby notified that you will have to pick two winners in Round 5, from the teams that you have NOT already chosen. If you are in doubt as to which teams that is you can use the threadmarks tab at the top right or bottom right of each page to see your tip history.

Sincerely,

The Last Man Standing Competition Organizer

TLDR;

I made a mistake, that's plain to see
But please don't dwell, it's not just me
We all have flaws, we all fall short
It's how we move on that will report
So let's move on, and leave it behind
Forgive and forget, with an open mind
For life is short, and time does fly
Let's enjoy each moment, before it passes by.

 

[Verdun66]

Oops, sorry. Didn’t read the instructions. It’s a bloke thing. Apologies.

 

[Verdun66]

GWS and Geelong R5.

 

[Grav]

Oops, sorry. Didn’t read the instructions. It’s a bloke thing. Apologies.

CursingFijian had that rule buried so far down in the thread, he may as well have put it in the “Trade & List Management Thread”
So if I win the 500 grand first prize I’ll slip you and saintkildaman a couple of grand for your troubles.
Fortunately we can count our lucky stars we weren’t playing for a sheep station, otherwise you’d probably only get mutton chops.

 

[Grav]

Round 5 ……. Drum roll please



After going back in time to check the archives, I have chosen a team that I have not had before & so this week I am plonking my money on…

 

[Hubnester]

I hereby tender my resignation to the Last Man Standing in disgrace.

I apologise to all my fans, for my oversight.

But somebody else can sort this s**t out now.

Hubnester get in here. This is your baby now.

 

[StCicatriz]

has there been any investigation into inside trading and or performance enhancing substances

this whole competition feels grotesquely corrupt with very little governance and compliance

 

[CursingFijian]

In a bloody surprising turn of events, a leaked document has surfaced, purportedly showcasing player ratings and hinting at the future list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing administrative team. The document has caused a stir among participants and fans alike.

Speaking to reporters, the CEO of Last Man Standing, CursingFijian, expressed embarrassment over the leaked document but showed no regret for its content.

"We were caught off guard when this document came to light," CursingFijian said. "While the document is unitended for public consumption, it is a fair assessment of player performances, and we feel no need to make personal apologies. Having said that we are extremely disappointed that the document has somehow made it's way into the public sphere."

The leaked document showcases a series of comments on player performances, including comments like "B-Graders and delist".

When questioned about the authenticity of the document, CursingFijian neither confirmed nor denied its legitimacy, simply stating, "Look, we're a bloody innovative bunch here at Last Man Standing and let's be fair popcorn was pretty shit. But we're always exploring new ideas and strategies to keep things interesting."

Participants and fans have been quick to react to the leaked document, with many finding humor in the proposed strategies.

"I nearly choked on my bloody drink when I read the document," said George, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's bloody brilliant to be honest".

Another fan tweeted, "This is the funniest shit I've seen in ages! Who knew player ratings could be so hilarious? Kudos to CursingFijian and the Last Man Standing crew!"

Despite the leaked document causing an uproar, CursingFijian assured participants that the official player ratings and list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing competition remains unchanged for the current season, and that all players will be properly consulted, before any decisions are made regarding future seasons.

"We want to assure all participants that the leaked document does not entirely reflect our official player ratings and list assessment strategy," CursingFijian reiterated. "We remain committed to maintaining the integrity of the competition and providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all tipsters, regardless of how appalling you may be at the game."

The leaked document has only increased the interest in the Last Man Standing competition, as participants and fans eagerly await the outcome of future rounds.

 

[DougalHoward]

In a bloody surprising turn of events, a leaked document has surfaced, purportedly showcasing player ratings and hinting at the future list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing administrative team. The document has caused a stir among participants and fans alike.

Speaking to reporters, the CEO of Last Man Standing, CursingFijian, expressed embarrassment over the leaked document but showed no regret for its content.

"We were caught off guard when this document came to light," CursingFijian said. "While the document is unitended for public consumption, it is a fair assessment of player performances, and we feel no need to make personal apologies. Having said that we are extremely disappointed that the document has somehow made it's way into."

The leaked document showcases a series of comments on player performances, including comments like "B-Graders and delist".

When questioned about the authenticity of the document, CursingFijian neither confirmed nor denied its legitimacy, simply stating, "Look, we're a bloody innovative bunch here at Last Man Standing. We're always exploring new ideas and strategies to keep things interesting."

Participants and fans have been quick to react to the leaked document, with many finding humor in the proposed strategies.

"I nearly choked on my bloody drink when I read the document," said George, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's bloody brilliant to be honest".

Another fan tweeted, "This is the funniest s**t I've seen in ages! Who knew player ratings could be so hilarious? Kudos to CursingFijian and the Last Man Standing crew!"

Despite the leaked document causing a bloody uproar, CursingFijian assured participants that the official player ratings and list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing competition remains unchanged for the current season, and that all players will be properly consulted, before any decisions are made regarding future seasons.

"We want to assure all participants that the leaked document does not entirely reflect our official player ratings and list assessment strategy," CursingFijian reiterated. "We remain committed to maintaining the integrity of the competition and providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all tipsters, regardless of how appalling you may be at the game."

The leaked document has only increased the interest in the Last Man Standing competition, as participants and fans eagerly await the outcome of future rounds.

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Dougal Howard B-Grader sounds about right

 

[George]

In a bloody surprising turn of events, a leaked document has surfaced, purportedly showcasing player ratings and hinting at the future list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing administrative team. The document has caused a stir among participants and fans alike.

Speaking to reporters, the CEO of Last Man Standing, CursingFijian, expressed embarrassment over the leaked document but showed no regret for its content.

"We were caught off guard when this document came to light," CursingFijian said. "While the document is unitended for public consumption, it is a fair assessment of player performances, and we feel no need to make personal apologies. Having said that we are extremely disappointed that the document has somehow made it's way into."

The leaked document showcases a series of comments on player performances, including comments like "B-Graders and delist".

When questioned about the authenticity of the document, CursingFijian neither confirmed nor denied its legitimacy, simply stating, "Look, we're a bloody innovative bunch here at Last Man Standing. We're always exploring new ideas and strategies to keep things interesting."

Participants and fans have been quick to react to the leaked document, with many finding humor in the proposed strategies.

"I nearly choked on my bloody drink when I read the document," said George, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's bloody brilliant to be honest".

Another fan tweeted, "This is the funniest s**t I've seen in ages! Who knew player ratings could be so hilarious? Kudos to CursingFijian and the Last Man Standing crew!"

Despite the leaked document causing a bloody uproar, CursingFijian assured participants that the official player ratings and list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing competition remains unchanged for the current season, and that all players will be properly consulted, before any decisions are made regarding future seasons.

"We want to assure all participants that the leaked document does not entirely reflect our official player ratings and list assessment strategy," CursingFijian reiterated. "We remain committed to maintaining the integrity of the competition and providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all tipsters, regardless of how appalling you may be at the game."

The leaked document has only increased the interest in the Last Man Standing competition, as participants and fans eagerly await the outcome of future rounds.

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I think I wrote that

 

[Diehard Saint]

In a bloody surprising turn of events, a leaked document has surfaced, purportedly showcasing player ratings and hinting at the future list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing administrative team. The document has caused a stir among participants and fans alike.

Speaking to reporters, the CEO of Last Man Standing, CursingFijian, expressed embarrassment over the leaked document but showed no regret for its content.

"We were caught off guard when this document came to light," CursingFijian said. "While the document is unitended for public consumption, it is a fair assessment of player performances, and we feel no need to make personal apologies. Having said that we are extremely disappointed that the document has somehow made it's way into the public sphere."

The leaked document showcases a series of comments on player performances, including comments like "B-Graders and delist".

When questioned about the authenticity of the document, CursingFijian neither confirmed nor denied its legitimacy, simply stating, "Look, we're a bloody innovative bunch here at Last Man Standing and let's be fair popcorn was pretty s**t. But we're always exploring new ideas and strategies to keep things interesting."

Participants and fans have been quick to react to the leaked document, with many finding humor in the proposed strategies.

"I nearly choked on my bloody drink when I read the document," said George, who wished to remain anonymous. "It's bloody brilliant to be honest".

Another fan tweeted, "This is the funniest s**t I've seen in ages! Who knew player ratings could be so hilarious? Kudos to CursingFijian and the Last Man Standing crew!"

Despite the leaked document causing an uproar, CursingFijian assured participants that the official player ratings and list assessment strategy of the Last Man Standing competition remains unchanged for the current season, and that all players will be properly consulted, before any decisions are made regarding future seasons.

"We want to assure all participants that the leaked document does not entirely reflect our official player ratings and list assessment strategy," CursingFijian reiterated. "We remain committed to maintaining the integrity of the competition and providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all tipsters, regardless of how appalling you may be at the game."

The leaked document has only increased the interest in the Last Man Standing competition, as participants and fans eagerly await the outcome of future rounds.

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Love it…although I see Verdun is also now gawn….

The way things are going, you’ll be able to start a LAST MAN STANDING part 2 soon!

 

[CursingFijian]

saintkildaman 2 correct guesses required from you this week to remain in the competition.

Any further failure to tender a guess will cause you to be eliminated from the competition.

 

[Verdun66]

Got my two required picks right I think. We go again? Just one pick required by me now?

 

[Grav]

Got my two required picks right I think. We go again? Just one pick required by me now?

Well done mate, only one this week & I hope you keep picking winners, but by picking an extra team last week all I have to do now is copy you & you’ll run out of teams a week earlier than me.

 

[Verdun66]

Well done mate, only one this week & I hope you keep picking winners, but by picking an extra team last week all I have to do now is copy you & you’ll run out of teams a week earlier than me.

We’ll get knocked out together methinks if you follow that.

 

[Grav]

This week we are on the

 

[Verdun66]

Port is pick for R6

 

[saintkildaman]

I’ll take both the South Australian teams, apologies for not making it interesting as much as Gold Coast and Melbourne tempted me

 

[CursingFijian]

Adelaide scrapped their way to a hard fought last minute win against a plucky Hawthorn to not just keep saintkildaman in the running but propel him to the top of the table after 6 rounds. Grav astutely jumped on this years premiership favourites to welcome back Captain Gawn and rebound from their loss last week cementing his position at the top end. Verdun66 has tidily banked a Port Adelaide win before their season implodes after they play the Saints this week.

 

[Verdun66]

R 7 Bulldogs