Opinion Sack Hinkley 10 - UnTENable

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F**king LOL! Didn't watch (didn't actually know it was on). Just arrived home, saw the score, and this thread beckoned.

If this bumpkin moron has even the slightest shred of dignity, or even the smallest bit of self-awareness, he'd be standing in front of the board 9.00am Monday to tender his resignation.

Surely at this point, even the Ken Oath types are turning on this hayseed.
 

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Choosing to go ahead and celebrate the 04 premiership with that jumper this week, with blind freddy knowing we'd get smashed and embarrass ourselves is pure, tone deaf delusion. Ken continuing to put it on the playing group. If this was a one off, or an a season out of the blue... this is endemic. The systems we have in place continue to dish this up.
 
Reporter: Ken, that was a very dissapointing effort from your boys today. What were your thoughts?

Ken: Look, I think we, uh, need to work harderer for longerer. The, uh, simple things, could have been done better. There’s a lot of learnings that we haven’t learnt but we will continue to learn and do betterer.

Reporter: You lost by 80 points. Do you feel like there’s any pressure on you?

Ken: Well, look, numbers, uhh, I don’t believe in numbers. They’re a state of mind. Numbers lie. (guzzles Coke Zero) But, uh, the, uh, boys love me. I love them. I like to say that’s the things I love most, the boys and the Coke Zero (reaches for second Coke Zero). Brisbane is a good team and they will play in the finals. They have good players like uhh… Michael Akermanis, and uhh, Jonathan Brown. We don’t have the cattle, we’re uh, a youngerer team than ever. Uhh… you know, our list isn’t talented.

Reporter: Ken, your list is pretty talented. Finals are the expectation. Why aren’t you performing?

Ken: I’m not bothered if we uhh, miss the finals, because finals are, uh, finals are scary. The boys know what they need to do, the learnings they need to learn. They need to take a leaf out of Jed McEntee’s book. If more of our boys played with the forward presence of McEntee we would play betterer (long burp) for longerer.

Reporter: 12 years, and you’ve done nothing but embarrass your club. What do you say to the people who want you to step down?

Ken: (reaches for fifth coke zero can) Uhh…. Well uh… I… The people who rally against me, the uhh, “white noise”, need to go down to Alberton and learn about the Ken Hinkl- sorry, the uh, Port Adelaide Power club. All I know is David Koch supports me, he pulled me aside and told me “Kenny, it’s ok. I’ll give you another contract. Everything is alright.” I saved this club. (unintelligible) The tarps, you all remember the tarps. I saved this club. I got rid of the tarps. I did that. All those (sneers) SANFL Pordadelaide “legends”, THEY never got rid of the tarps. So you should thank me.
If only this was true.
 
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