b0ydman Jr
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- Jul 8, 2023
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a man can dreamlol more of a chance in seeing pigs fly at this rate.
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a man can dreamlol more of a chance in seeing pigs fly at this rate.
Yeah but which oneI fully expect him to announce his departure during his presser.
Stop right there.If this bumpkin moron has even the slightest shred of dignity, or even the smallest bit of self-awareness
It will be Biden and Trump level.The fraud is doing his presser, what rubbish will come out of his little mouth?
God he is a brain dead ****erKenny "We've gotta keep working hard".
Yep, cause he has nothing. He is a ****ing over paid fraud.Omg he did not just say work harder hahahaha
Buckley was arse. Plenty of younger, hungrier blokes out there.I think I would go Buckley (if keen) over Carr.
Carr needs a senior assistant/football director to assist. Like what Williams did at Richmond. But I don’t think they will attract someone like that to Port.
If only this was true.Reporter: Ken, that was a very dissapointing effort from your boys today. What were your thoughts?
Ken: Look, I think we, uh, need to work harderer for longerer. The, uh, simple things, could have been done better. There’s a lot of learnings that we haven’t learnt but we will continue to learn and do betterer.
Reporter: You lost by 80 points. Do you feel like there’s any pressure on you?
Ken: Well, look, numbers, uhh, I don’t believe in numbers. They’re a state of mind. Numbers lie. (guzzles Coke Zero) But, uh, the, uh, boys love me. I love them. I like to say that’s the things I love most, the boys and the Coke Zero (reaches for second Coke Zero). Brisbane is a good team and they will play in the finals. They have good players like uhh… Michael Akermanis, and uhh, Jonathan Brown. We don’t have the cattle, we’re uh, a youngerer team than ever. Uhh… you know, our list isn’t talented.
Reporter: Ken, your list is pretty talented. Finals are the expectation. Why aren’t you performing?
Ken: I’m not bothered if we uhh, miss the finals, because finals are, uh, finals are scary. The boys know what they need to do, the learnings they need to learn. They need to take a leaf out of Jed McEntee’s book. If more of our boys played with the forward presence of McEntee we would play betterer (long burp) for longerer.
Reporter: 12 years, and you’ve done nothing but embarrass your club. What do you say to the people who want you to step down?
Ken: (reaches for fifth coke zero can) Uhh…. Well uh… I… The people who rally against me, the uhh, “white noise”, need to go down to Alberton and learn about the Ken Hinkl- sorry, the uh, Port Adelaide Power club. All I know is David Koch supports me, he pulled me aside and told me “Kenny, it’s ok. I’ll give you another contract. Everything is alright.” I saved this club. (unintelligible) The tarps, you all remember the tarps. I saved this club. I got rid of the tarps. I did that. All those (sneers) SANFL Pordadelaide “legends”, THEY never got rid of the tarps. So you should thank me.