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16 eh? Is it the average number of months given in a each suspended sentence for Carlton players caught breaking into houses and dealing drugs?

Fair call, and I'll concede that as far as natural talent for the game goes, few are better, but I still reckon the Careys, the Abletts (though he disgusts me) and Jakovich (Glenn, not the joke brother) overall performed better in their respective careers. But of course, no bombers supporters...

Oh Touche - snappy comeback that one. What I think I might have been hinting at is that Hird is a perfectly serviceable player, but given his injuries and lack of time onfield, I would not rate him as highly as you do, mind you that doesn't appear hard as it sounds like you might belt-off in...

......I'm waiting for the punchline!

Ahhh yes, the old salty sauna!

Ironic!

What? Ugly chicks?

I'm not a carlton fan - and non of the essendon supporting ********ers I know have gotten over it yet.

'99 prelim, best game ever ********.

...1) Their god awful supporters 2) The dreadful scum that play for the team 3) The fact that the club and its players do and say as they wish, ********ting on the AFL and the game from a great height, with the AFL holding their mouths open begging to be shat in some more. Aside from that...

Certainly Tarrant or Jeff "I miss me mum" White.

My thought is your in for a hard time on this board, speaking that brand of shiit. Face it bloke, the Pies are huge pile of pigshiit as a team and as a club. Probably not their fault, but there it is.

I would have though the rioting, car burning and looting in the streets of Essendon would have been a dead giveaway. BTW - did Stupido play his normal rib-tickling brand of footy?

42 seconds is Matthew Lloyds definition of a 'Snap at Goal' :D

Could be - I thought the dockers were the last non-vic team, but could have been brizzy. Never really cared that much about Vic park to check my facts.

No worse than the Eagles and Dockers having to travel to that shiithole in Tasmania each and every year - the longest road trip in the AFL.

Richo always picks to Eagles to play his one good game of the year. I'm nervous about this one - but we should have the form to get the points.

They are the Collingwood knuckle draggers of the South. If you put all the Collingwood members together with all the Port members you'd probably be able to scrape together enough brain cells to get one of them into Tafe (not that they'd be able to afford it). :D

...clear. This brought screams of rage from the mindless mob that was the collingwood members, demanding a free kick and calling the ump a "cheating ********ing ********er" to go on with. Thats when I decided it was time to leave the ground. Two and half hours in collingwood was an incite...

I see the maggoty white are doing their best to get the Cats over the line. One has to ask, is it because they've got dollars on the result or is it all apart of the AFL's Season Management program. Still, the only good maggot is a dead one.

Sensational :D

Righto mate - the moment you start referring to yourself in the 3rd person its time to up the dosage. :rolleyes:

That tag is reserved for Milne! :D

Well in that case you should have let us win on the weekend ya w@nkers! :o

SOCCER! Your boredom threshold must be truly heroic.

You been busy MOJOE? - that response took at least five minutes.

As a tiger man you should know all about dribble - its that stuff you have in your mouth just before it gets slagged onto your team.

Yeah, sorry mate - was watching the delayed telecast.

Tonights Port/Essendon game was a corker, with some excellent high points; - The rib tickling hilarity that is Damien Stupido's game - The umpires with their tongues firmly wedged up Sheedy's arrse-crack - The morbidly obese lumberings of Dean Raviolli - Matthew "first time on ice skates"...

Perhaps - but the Pies haven't changed much - they were a joke then as well weren't they?