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  1. Mel B

    Awwww...Essien the victim

  2. Mel B

    EPL - January 2,3,4

    Newcastle Utd v Middlesboro. v 2/1/2006. I was so looking forward to this match but i did not go to St James' Park. Ho ho ho ho.
  3. Mel B

    Tsaunami 2004 or 2005 event?

    Ride the wave Billy. Just ride the wave.
  4. Mel B

    Tino Asrpilla. I thank you.

    ...bastard. I was in Blackpool when we had that 12 point lead. In a clothes shop and i only go and bump into a Man Utd fan. pffffffffft. Me - So do you come here often? Him - No not really. Me - Thats a fine haircut. Him - Just ********ing say your 12 points ahead of us. Me - Winner.
  5. Mel B

    Tino Asrpilla. I thank you.

    Eh? Keegan and Clarke are geordies.
  6. Mel B

    The Toon Army thread

    I was supposed to be at St James' Park. Newcastle Brown Stand. Row D seat 0056. But i thought ******** it. Different reasons. Hey ho.
  7. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Try to watch it. It's called ' Bo Selecta ' laugh you will. Ps. ho ho ho ho. 1 - Naboo - The enigma. 2 - Vince Noir - King of the Mods. 3 - Howard Moon - Bit of a jazz maverick. 4 - Dixon Bainbridge - Man of action.
  8. Mel B

    Road Rage

    That may aswell have been in French.
  9. Mel B

    A woman marries ???????????

    Ho ho ho ho.
  10. Mel B

    A woman marries ???????????

    Saw it on the news. What a stupid cow ffs. Ps. Woman are fantastic when there asleep.
  11. Mel B

    Stella & Corona Drinkers

    Eh?
  12. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Yes. Ps. Lets all calm the ******** down.
  13. Mel B

    Stella & Corona Drinkers

    England people would get it like that. Ps. Tres bon Billy tres bon. ho ho ho ho.
  14. Mel B

    The Rubik's Cube - hard to master

    Re: The Rubik's Cube - harder to master then a clitoris Ho ho ho ho. Ps. ****** much?
  15. Mel B

    Stella & Corona Drinkers

    Tres bon Billy tres bon.
  16. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Hero.
  17. Mel B

    By popular demand - Crocodileman

    Jog on sunshine jog on.
  18. Mel B

    The Toon Army thread

    Bellamy is not welcome back at my club.
  19. Mel B

    Question about joining the Big Footy Supporters Club

    You put your Credit Card details down flash. Follow the on screen stuff.
  20. Mel B

    The Rubik's Cube - hard to master

    Re: The Rubik's Cube - harder to master then a clitoris Wooooooah. When you get accused of ********ing your 5 year old Princess i bet you will do nothing but take the ******** on the internet.
  21. Mel B

    Road Rage

    That is why you drive flat out imo.
  22. Mel B

    The Rubik's Cube - hard to master

    Have a ******** my friend.
  23. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Mel B is tres bon imo. Ps. Haway the toon.
  24. Mel B

    The Rubik's Cube - hard to master

    Re: The Rubik's Cube - harder to master then a clitoris I dont hang about. Ps. Like Rodney Trotter in ' Only fools and horses '
  25. Mel B

    Wussup with Del Horno??

    Eh?
  26. Mel B

    The Toon Army thread

    Bellamy didn't want to wear the Black and White. Simple as that. He can go to hell at Blackburn.
  27. Mel B

    Wussup with Del Horno??

    ********ing some young skirt.
  28. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Haway pet. Ps. Learn Geordie.
  29. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Vinny Jones - yes. Gazza - no. Ps. Vinny Jones's lass is tres bon. Pps. Bunson Burner. That was a lighter thing in Chemistry. I will always remember the lesson. The teacher used to rub her fanny on the corner of the desks. ho ho ho ho. There was a coupla of us who she wanted to...
  30. Mel B

    Road Rage

    Ho ho ho ho. http://www.viz.co.uk/
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