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Friends, whatever might happen to you in life - you might have no hair, a bad wife, no cash and a dead-end job where you're the human mattress at Barwon Prison on a nightly basis - no matter what happens, you can always re-live Clayton Oliver's Fist of God Goal from 3Q 2021 - an eternal victory...

Friends, I for one have not forgotten nor forgiven that disgusting little Merc and his blob of an old man. In Man on Fire, Denzel Washington asked "Do you think that God will forgive us for what we have done?" I dont know the answer to that question. Tonight is another reckoning where the ghost...

Brothers and sisters, for the most part of its existence, I thought that Fweo was trying to "out-StKilda St Kilda" - both of them, after all, share the ignominy of having Ross Lyon coach their defence-time lists. Now, of late, Fweo is becomng what they sould have been from their inception in...

Some people just need to be played consistently in the seniors to take the next material step. Hope he stays with the current number on his back and makes it his own.

These are dark days, my friend, when even the mantra "At least we are not the Aints under Dross Lyin" rings hollow. With the loss of so many legions, at least we will be spared the spectacle of Charlie Spargo playing in the ruck against that Uber-Bogan from the Bummers. Essendon has spent the...

Sorry guys - I had to get my aged father to the game where we only found at the end that he did not have a Miko card. The fugly - Clayton Oliver. He's just going at the moment. He looks nothing like the player who so dominated the AFL. Things are not going his way on the field either - little...

Friends, share your thoughts after this debacle. Lions by plenty, say, 87 points.

Friends, welcome to the Place of the Skull where 2021 is but a dim memory and being beaten up by Norf is the least of our troubles. Norf by2 26 points - but the end is not yet. Share your trauma after the game!

God help us if Collingwood had no injuries. They are still going to beat us by 27 points. thanks also to the Weideman family for costing us at least two premierships - 1958 and the National Draft. Share your misery after the game

Friends comment after the game. Freo by 40 points

Friends, the Aints are the Joe Dirts of the league but over the past twenty years, we have struggled against them. today will be no different. Aints by 5 points in another Dross Lyin' Special

Friends and Brothers, please share your thoughts after the game. Eagles by 21 points.

God I loathe the Handbaggers. What a shame that they'll trounce us tonight by 11 points.

Two goals deep into Q2 - the augurs are pensive and so am I. Tigers by 17 points!

Sorry guys, I am getting old, I just forgot. Thanks for your concern. Boot Hill aint got my bonets. Transmissin has resumed

Friends, VB is ditch-water compared with West Horsham's nectar of the gods . . . . West End Lager. I will be keenly watch this debacle (Crows by 10 points) to determine the WH bogans are more inbred than their Port counterparts.

Caleb reminds me of the young Chris Judd. Power in his legs will come.

My dear friends, that is a victory for the ages. The day will come when we are back to being thumped again - this is a golden age for us!

Friends, in this town with neither cranes and nor teeth, I predictthat Port West Horsham, spearleaded by that latter-day goliath Charlie Dixon, will defeat our boys by four points

For the good times, everyone should look up into the sky and mutter the immortal word "NORF" Did we ever find out who coined this immortal word?

Friends, nothing will ever expiate the pain of 87 and 88 for us older guys. Share your thoughts after the game. Orks by 17 points

The Good - when Bevo does it tough in the after-match press conference. Mandatory watching! Westernfail Dogs - it is time to slay the sacred cow!

Friends I have always hated Bevo, even when he wore the Red and the Blue and paraded around in that loathsome Jack of Diamonds mullet. Please share your thoughts after the game - Western Faildogs by 15 points

Dont you just hate that shitty little ground - the SCG? Swans by 10 points. Share your angst after the game - and it is good to be back!

I will always love Clayton and his Fist of God goal.

Until I die, I will love Clayton Oliver and his Fist of God goal. I much rather that he be afflicted with the Attention deficit disorder stuff - rather than the temptation that pre-dated his arrival.

Zorko

I met Ron once in the Demons shop under the MCG. I was accompanied by my two kids, one of whom shook his hand - and RDB urged to do it a second time with a firmer grip. We were alone. I got him to sign the famous photo from 57 where he is being tackled by Bob Sutter. I should have asked him if...

“I’m Melbourne and always will be … it runs through my veins,” Barassi said recently.

My friends. We should have got rid of BBB at the end of 2022 - and Tom McDonald after the grandfinal where his contribution was modest. In their place, I would have brought back Jesse Hogan from Freo for a packet of chips. For the most part, JH had a great track record with us. IN his...