Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Calm down MeltieD

 

[Tigerturbulance]

For the OOB players who fancy themselves as qoal kickers,
you will be playing for this trophy and a place in Spotswood history

 

[Braklet]

For the OOB players who fancy themselves as qoal kickers,
you will be playing for this trophy and a place in Spotswood history

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Bonz has this all tied up

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bonz has this all tied up

agree, will be hard to beat as that pussy loves to score

 

[Tonga Bob]

You.

Yes, you.

I'm back on my bullsh*t spruiking Sweet's pre-eminent shooping contest. Literally minutes of fun to be had!

Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 34 - Yes It's Still A Thing

Happy Friday aficionados of the visual arts, and welcome to the fourth incarnation of the McInnes Prize. I feel as though I need to describe this again, given the level of support which it received last season! The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is...

www.bigfooty.com

Doesn't have to be great to win, you just need to enter. Get around it.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

You.

Yes, you.

I'm back on my bullsh*t spruiking Sweet's pre-eminent shooping contest. Literally minutes of fun to be had!

Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 34 - Yes It's Still A Thing

Happy Friday aficionados of the visual arts, and welcome to the fourth incarnation of the McInnes Prize. I feel as though I need to describe this again, given the level of support which it received last season! The McInnes Prize is awarded to the person who submits an original picture which is...

www.bigfooty.com

Doesn't have to be great to win, you just need to enter. Get around it.

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Ligma Is AMAZING at photoshop

 

[Ligma]

Ligma Is AMAZING at photoshop

I know I am

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ligma Is AMAZING at photoshop

I know I am

Enter my contest then. You too Harvey.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

SpudQoach™ S34

Hey you old dirty bastards.

Looking forward to affixing a crown where your academic cap currently resides on your elitist craniums?

SpudQoach™ is back and bigger than ever for S34, now with the board's most envied badge AND a 12 month BigFooty Premium Platinum membership up for grabs!!
​

How to play?

• Pick the biggest bunch of spuds you can name...​
• ...but make sure they will play each and every game of S34 for their club​
• Then pick a captain whose score will be doubled, and an interchange player from any line​
• Post your squad in the thread before bouncedown tomorrow and WIN PRIZES!!!!​

Register NOW!!!

Competition - SpudQoach™ Season 34 - Register NOW!! - Win a sweet Badge AND a 12 Month Premium Platinum Account!!

Welcome to the 6th edition of..... Back by a quaint nostalgic aroma and even more popular demand than we ever thought possible, even more than last time, when we foolishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand before...' well boy, were we wrong!! Was there egg on our...

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[Tigerturbulance]

First game and first win

Go Ophidian Old Boys

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 20.9.129
Gumbies FFC : 13.8.86
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[Elton Johns Wig]

SpudQoach™ S34

Hey you old dirty bastards.

Looking forward to affixing a crown where your academic cap currently resides on your elitist craniums?

SpudQoach™ is back and bigger than ever for S34, now with the board's most envied badge AND a 12 month BigFooty Premium Platinum membership up for grabs!!
​

How to play?

• Pick the biggest bunch of spuds you can name...​
• ...but make sure they will play each and every game of S34 for their club​
• Then pick a captain whose score will be doubled, and an interchange player from any line​
• Post your squad in the thread before bouncedown tomorrow and WIN PRIZES!!!!​

Register NOW!!!

Competition - SpudQoach™ Season 34 - Register NOW!! - Win a sweet Badge AND a 12 Month Premium Platinum Account!!

Welcome to the 6th edition of..... Back by a quaint nostalgic aroma and even more popular demand than we ever thought possible, even more than last time, when we foolishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand before...' well boy, were we wrong!! Was there egg on our...

www.bigfooty.com

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Wish I'd seen this.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Wish I'd seen this.

Slap a team in

 

[Mobbs]

Participation (posting) statistics for Round 1!

 

[Over The Post]

Bonz stopped posting at 69.

Well played.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Bonz stopped posting at 69.

Well played.

Just go give him a compliment in the match thread, he won't be able to help himself, we can still get him off 69 to 70

 

[Mobbs]

Just go give him a compliment in the match thread, he won't be able to help himself, we can still get him off 69 to 70

Haha I cut off counting at midnight after the match

 

[Bonz]

Bonz stopped posting at 69.

Well played.

I did it once for an entire season.

May or may not be out to do it again.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Round.1 is done and dusted and what an amazing victory to be part of

OLD BOYS : 20.9 129
GUMBIES : 13.8 86

First game in the League, in front of a sold out Spotswood Oval seen the Old Boys start the game
in scintillating form with a 7 goal to none opening term. The atmosphere was deafening and the
Gumbies really struggled to adjust to playing in front of a crowd. One player who gave his all and
can hold his head up high was their Club Legend baz

Thanks for the week Gumbies and all the best for remainder of the season !

Highlights :
The Captains 150th
Bono dominating in the ruck
Bonz with a lazy 8
First disposal for the Old Boys The Cryptkeeper
19 players contribute in the match thread
First win in Round One by an expansion club since Season 18
Top of the ladder





Lowlights :
Grandstand too small









Over the coming weeks there will be announcements for further Corporate Partnerships for the Club
Each Corporate Partner will be sponsoring 1 of the 7 awards on offer at seasons end

Our Principal Partner Alfa Romeo will be sponsoring

The BOG
Best On Ground
Decided on who has highest DT points at end of season
(based on game day playing stats)

Tigerturbulance 2inchmagic Nunez Elton Johns Wig Over The Post Dudikins Chili Mrs Turbo Fleabane Heisenberg_ The Jesus The Cryptkeeper Hoos Mobbs haydo BRAB U2tigers FireKrakouer MC Bad Genius Wickzki Ned_Flanders Bonz

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[The Cryptkeeper]

I was so impressed with our opening game that I may or may not have been caught fapping over the highlights package.

My game was awesome. I am indeed the real deal.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

The Ophidian Old Boys superior qooty program and selection criteria are returning dividends day 1


thanks to Hate for the cool graphics

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals FFC : 10.7.67
OOB Ophidian Old Boys : 19.6.120
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2 wins from 2 outings
the sim gods are on our side
patterns of success are forming
our Full Forward is best in comp
our rookies are killing it against more experienced opponents

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Week 2 and the Ophidian Old Boys dominating the S34 competition across the board

 

[Tigerturbulance]

For the OOB players who fancy themselves as qoal kickers,
you will be playing for this trophy and a place in Spotswood history

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I can send this trophy to the engraver now, hey Bonz

 

[Bonz]

I can send this trophy to the engraver now, hey Bonz

Put on this branding

 

[Callums_Guns]

I can send this trophy to the engraver now, hey Bonz

After she kicks 100 goals this season the FRED will have to be renamed the The Bonz Medal