Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Bonz]

After she kicks 100 goals this season the FRED will have to be renamed the The Bonz Medal

What can you say, I'm a giver.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

What can you say, I'm a giver.

 

[Callums_Guns]

What can you say, I'm a giver.

Look forward to both Tarkyn_24 and okeydoke7 handing over the new BONZ award at season's end

I wouldn't be surprised if there discussing early entry into HOF or Immortal Status

 

[Bonz]

Look forward to both Tarkyn_24 and okeydoke7 handing over the new BONZ award at season's end

I wouldn't be surprised if there discussing early entry into HOF or Immortal Status

Feels like this article should go in Talk Of Town

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Feels like this article should go in Talk Of Town

Agree.

If we have to hear about your goal kicking exploits, everybody else should have to as well.

 

[Mobbs]

Participation (posting) statistics for Round 2!

 

[Bonz]

Participation (posting) statistics for Round 2!
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[MC Bad Genius]

Week 2 and the Ophidian Old Boys dominating the S34 competition across the board

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I gotta be honest, I'm disappointed you didn't use our team colours for the highlighting. Minus 10 points.

 

[Bonz]

I gotta be honest, I'm disappointed you didn't use our team colours for the highlighting. Minus 10 points.

His got a point here Tigerturbulance

 

[Callums_Guns]

Round.2 and another one ticked off for the season of many first's, our 1st away win

OLD BOYS : 19.6 120
ROYALS : 10.7 67

What an interesting week that was with our Bronze member friends with some huge outs from the Royals in
the off-season and Bangers still trying to recover from a qcl the Royals just had no way to match the firepower
of the Old Boys

Thanks for the week Royals






Over The Post needing to cool off after that game 20 disposals, 2 goals


Highlights :

6 goals between the rookies Over The Post, Mrs Turbo & FireKrakouer
League Leaders in Disposals (U2tigers), Goals (Bonz), DT (Tigerturbulance)
18 players contribute to match thread
HUGE game by EJW - 30 disposals, 1 goal, DT 116
The streak 2-0
Mobbs hitting the scoreboard


Lowlights :
Bronze access members in the Top.8














Tigerturbulance 2inchmagic Nunez Elton Johns Wig Over The Post Dudikins Chili Mrs Turbo Fleabane Heisenberg_ The Jesus The Cryptkeeper Hoos Mobbs haydo BRAB U2tigers FireKrakouer MC Bad Genius Wickzki Ned_Flanders Bonz ​

 

[Mobbs]

Copped a bit of a floggin' today from the Bombers, no thanks to some sensationally bad kicking at goal from some folks I won't mention ok I'll mention them but not tag them Heisenberg_

Good signs towards the end of the game but yeah, goalkicking practice (again).

Next week we have someone else from far away, I think it's the Furies. It's like an entire end-on-end week of class to be plain!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS FFC BOLSTER TEAMS FORWARD POWER​

Ophidian Old Boys FFC is celebrating the news it has landed star forward AxialMat7 on a mammoth 1 season contract after the Old Boys disregarded the 24hour wait period and swooped on this prodigious qooty talent. The signing of AxialMat7, one of the hottest properties in the Sweet F.A., comes as no surprise as he had indicated to his manager that he only wanted to be with which ever team haydo plays for.

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"From the outside looking in, the Ophidian Old Boys have something very special so it's great to be a part of it," said AxialMat7. Campus Chancellor Tigerturbulance stated that after the defeat to the Bombers this week through kicking inaccuracy OOB needed to shore up its forwards stock if they wanted to be competitive going forward. Tigerturbulance stated "Our recruiters have had their eye on AxialMat7, an exciting young forward prospect from the West Coast Eagles Board for some time. Due to our inaccuracy last week the recruitment department decided to fast track AxialMat7 into our squad. I have great expectations of him and what he will bring to the Old Boy brand and the forward half of our team.

 

[MKMatty]

I look dashing

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I look dashing

you could have combed your hair

 

[MKMatty]

you could have combed your hair

Power forwards don't have time

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Power forwards don't have time

Bonz gets brushed all the time

 

[MKMatty]

Bonz gets brushed all the time

I thought pr0n was banned on this site? That’s one happy pussy.

 

[Bonz]

Bonz gets brushed all the time

We don't have the time to do it ourselves.

We have plenty of time for others to assist.

 

[Mobbs]

Participation (posting) statistics for Round 3! Can't believe haydo lasted 2 rounds, must be a record!!!!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Participation (posting) statistics for Round 3! Can't believe haydo lasted 2 rounds, must be a record!!!!

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Was Nice to see some of the new blood getting stuck in.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bonz gets brushed all the time

send those brushes over here then

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Gonna miss that av Tigerturbulance !

I'll save it for the finals.

 

[kananooks]

Gonna miss that av Tigerturbulance !

I'll save it for the finals.

its all i know him by.

will be weird for me to see him with anything else.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Well it's Rd.4 Game Day and we sure did let one slip over in Baghdad last Sunday but in a season of firsts
we had our first loss

Last Sunday was a perfect opportunity for us to stay equal top with the opposition Captain lining up on the greatest FF in the
modern era, however with Baghdad gagging BLUE on match day and the illegal tactics of throwing sand in the face of our
forwards lead to us butchering our set shots most of the day

BOMBERS : 18 6 114
OLD BOYS : 11 18 84




Heisenberg_ brought his form from Baghdad into the Spotswood Training Centre this week


Highlights :

29 scoring shots
15 players posting against the Bombers
FireKrakouer with 4.5
Midfield domination which lead to 35 - 19 Inside 50's
First loss ​

Lowlights :



* Falling down the ladder with 1 win (1st to 5TH)
* FWD's butchering the pill with 18 behinds
* 35 Inside 50's but 0 marks from our FF








Tigerturbulance 2inchmagic Nunez Elton Johns Wig Over The Post Dudikins Chili Mrs Turbo Fleabane Heisenberg_ The Jesus The Cryptkeeper Hoos Mobbs haydo BRAB U2tigers FireKrakouer MC Bad Genius Wickzki Ned_Flanders Bonz AxialMat7 ​

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Gonna miss that av Tigerturbulance !

I'll save it for the finals.

your time will come my good man