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Outstanding work giving these hardened criminals a second chance tony

I feel bad for Dingster and Supersuns though. They only resorted to hard crime in the first place because they lost their houses following my greyhound tips.
 

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How good is it to have Cunners in our team. It almost would want to make you jump ship.
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Your greyhounds run like shopping trolleys.
Rude. To think I was going to congratulate you on the move to your 43rd Sweet FA club. Won’t bother now 😤
 
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It’s great to be back :D

I may have already blown my “benefits” from last week on everything from cutlery, a kidney and some kitchenware (with a few good blends and rounds at the casino thrown in) . And this is after spending my entire time in jail recovering from partying/gambling too hard in the first place so it all just felt like a blur. My inmate Dingster can confirm.
 
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Outstanding work giving these hardened criminals a second chance tony

I feel bad for Dingster and Supersuns though. They only resorted to hard crime in the first place because they lost their houses following my greyhound tips.
You better not let him in tony
 
You better not let him in tony
I plan on letting him and all the suckers in and taking all their money. Everyone is welcome in Vegas.
 

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Bears Bears let’s put them in chairs
And when the ladies see us play
They will drop their underwears
Claw scratch let’s win every match
Let’s banter
Let’s bump
Let’s make it our patch!

Didn't know you had such an angelic voice, Ron.
 
Didn't know you had such an angelic voice, Ron.
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It should say better but I got quite emotional, it’s been a long time since someone has said such nice words about my voice.
Vodka as water Nicotine as oxygen and a diet of burgers and tabs has taken its toll.
(I still kick shit loads of goals)
 
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That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me this year.
Don't you worry my friend. I have a whole bunch of brand new nice things I will be saying to you this season!!
 
Say, if anyone is desperate for number 3, which is a delightful number, I am happy to move onto something new. There are posters more deserving, at least in a quantity and quality of posts sense.
-7, say.
 
It's time for the most rigged races in history Las Vegas Racing to begin. Race 1 - The Pre Season Cup will take place on Friday 20th of January @ 7.30pm (AEDT)
As an opening race special we are giving everyone $500 to place on 1 horse, with the generous odds of $10 for the Win and $5 if you pick the Donkey of the pack. If your horse places 2nd to 5th you get your money back.

Place your bets!

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Bets Made
Broken $500 Bears
JoshWoodenSpoon $500 Phoenix
 
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I don't even think that is a number. It is, really, a lack of numbers.

As my late relative and personal hero, Mathematician Francis Maseres once said:

Negative numbers darken the very whole doctrines of the equations and make dark of the things which are in their nature excessively obvious and simple.

No surprise then, to see that when we invert the image of JWS, we are left with something far more vibrant, something far lighter and more wholesome. Something very much obvious and simple.

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For a person, and I am not pointing fingers here except at you, to have this as their favourite "number"! Well, I would have to ask some serious questions about them. Or at least some questions about how serious they are.
 
I don't even think that is a number. It is, really, a lack of numbers.

As my late relative and personal hero, Mathematician Francis Maseres once said:



No surprise then, to see that when we invert the image of JWS, we are left with something far more vibrant, something far lighter and more wholesome. Something very much obvious and simple.

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For a person, and I am not pointing fingers here except at you, to have this as their favourite "number"! Well, I would have to ask some serious questions about them. Or at least some questions about how serious they are.
Typical Maseres. Bloke was a useless qootballer, absolutely no opposite side whatsoever.
 
It's time for the most rigged races in history Las Vegas Racing to begin. Race 1 - The Pre Season Cup will take place on Friday 20th of January @ 7.30pm (AEDT)
As an opening race special we are giving everyone $500 to place on 1 horse, with the generous odds of $10 for the Win and $5 if you pick the Donkey of the pack. If your horse places 2nd to 5th you get your money back.

Place your bets!

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$500 on the dog food known as BEARS to come last.
 

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