Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[Supersuns]

Hahaha four eyes Muddiemoose

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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This week we travelled to the Eyrie to play the Phoenix, it was a cold, rainy and miserable day and the day didn't get any better for us with the Phoenix kicking the first goal of the day and us kicking as accurately as this kid trying to hit a piñata, in the first quarter.

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After struggling with accuracy in the first quarter, we were relieved to see RonnieRaven kick a goal with our first shot on goal in the second term. This was the first of four lead changes for the quarter, making it an exciting back-and-forth battle. Although the Phoenix dominated the final part of the quarter, their inaccuracy kept us within striking distance, giving us hope for the rest of the match.

Going into the second half, 11 points behind, the Bears knew the first goal of the quarter was important. Tommycash delivered the goods, but the Phoenix quickly cancelled it out with one of their own. With Muddiemoose continuing his streak of behinds, it was up to kane249 and Tommycash to step up and kick back-to-back goals, putting the Bears back in front. However, as per the game's pattern, the Phoenix hit back with a goal to retake the lead heading into the final quarter.

At three-quarter time, the difference was only four points, so the first goal of the final quarter was crucial. Unfortunately, the Phoenix kicked the first two goals of the quarter, pushing their lead to 17 points, the highest it had been all game. However, the Bears didn't give up, and when kane249 kicked back-to-back goals, we were within one goal. Matera92, kane249 and Jezmiester40 all had shots at goal that could have given us the win, but all missed. In the dying seconds of the match, Dingster passed the ball to Tommycash, who hurried a kick towards the goal. However, the sim ended, leaving us all in suspense about what could have happened with that kick.

Goals: 4 kane249, 2 Jezmiester40 & Tommycash, 1 Matera92 & RonnieRaven
Possessions: 18 Dingster & Tommycash, 16 Supersuns, 15 Test Tickle, 14 Muddiemoose & Cap who also had 11 hitouts.

Muddiemoose has now kicked 1.12 over his last 7 games, that has to be some type of all time record of shitness. Please Moose, put on your glasses, I promise we won't call you four eyes.

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I thought Broken was influential.

 

[Muddiemoose]

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This week we travelled to the Eyrie to play the Phoenix, it was a cold, rainy and miserable day and the day didn't get any better for us with the Phoenix kicking the first goal of the day and us kicking as accurately as this kid trying to hit a piñata, in the first quarter.

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After struggling with accuracy in the first quarter, we were relieved to see RonnieRaven kick a goal with our first shot on goal in the second term. This was the first of four lead changes for the quarter, making it an exciting back-and-forth battle. Although the Phoenix dominated the final part of the quarter, their inaccuracy kept us within striking distance, giving us hope for the rest of the match.

Going into the second half, 11 points behind, the Bears knew the first goal of the quarter was important. Tommycash delivered the goods, but the Phoenix quickly cancelled it out with one of their own. With Muddiemoose continuing his streak of behinds, it was up to kane249 and Tommycash to step up and kick back-to-back goals, putting the Bears back in front. However, as per the game's pattern, the Phoenix hit back with a goal to retake the lead heading into the final quarter.

At three-quarter time, the difference was only four points, so the first goal of the final quarter was crucial. Unfortunately, the Phoenix kicked the first two goals of the quarter, pushing their lead to 17 points, the highest it had been all game. However, the Bears didn't give up, and when kane249 kicked back-to-back goals, we were within one goal. Matera92, kane249 and Jezmiester40 all had shots at goal that could have given us the win, but all missed. In the dying seconds of the match, Dingster passed the ball to Tommycash, who hurried a kick towards the goal. However, the sim ended, leaving us all in suspense about what could have happened with that kick.

Goals: 4 kane249, 2 Jezmiester40 & Tommycash, 1 Matera92 & RonnieRaven
Possessions: 18 Dingster & Tommycash, 16 Supersuns, 15 Test Tickle, 14 Muddiemoose & Cap who also had 11 hitouts.

Muddiemoose has now kicked 1.12 over his last 7 games, that has to be some type of all time record of shitness. Please Moose, put on your glasses, I promise we won't call you four eyes.

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I’ll put on two pairs of the ****ers if it helps me kick straight

 

[I Dont Care]

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This week we travelled to the Eyrie to play the Phoenix, it was a cold, rainy and miserable day and the day didn't get any better for us with the Phoenix kicking the first goal of the day and us kicking as accurately as this kid trying to hit a piñata, in the first quarter.

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After struggling with accuracy in the first quarter, we were relieved to see RonnieRaven kick a goal with our first shot on goal in the second term. This was the first of four lead changes for the quarter, making it an exciting back-and-forth battle. Although the Phoenix dominated the final part of the quarter, their inaccuracy kept us within striking distance, giving us hope for the rest of the match.

Going into the second half, 11 points behind, the Bears knew the first goal of the quarter was important. Tommycash delivered the goods, but the Phoenix quickly cancelled it out with one of their own. With Muddiemoose continuing his streak of behinds, it was up to kane249 and Tommycash to step up and kick back-to-back goals, putting the Bears back in front. However, as per the game's pattern, the Phoenix hit back with a goal to retake the lead heading into the final quarter.

At three-quarter time, the difference was only four points, so the first goal of the final quarter was crucial. Unfortunately, the Phoenix kicked the first two goals of the quarter, pushing their lead to 17 points, the highest it had been all game. However, the Bears didn't give up, and when kane249 kicked back-to-back goals, we were within one goal. Matera92, kane249 and Jezmiester40 all had shots at goal that could have given us the win, but all missed. In the dying seconds of the match, Dingster passed the ball to Tommycash, who hurried a kick towards the goal. However, the sim ended, leaving us all in suspense about what could have happened with that kick.

Goals: 4 kane249, 2 Jezmiester40 & Tommycash, 1 Matera92 & RonnieRaven
Possessions: 18 Dingster & Tommycash, 16 Supersuns, 15 Test Tickle, 14 Muddiemoose & Cap who also had 11 hitouts.

Muddiemoose has now kicked 1.12 over his last 7 games, that has to be some type of all time record of shitness. Please Moose, put on your glasses, I promise we won't call you four eyes.

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10 DT's? I'm living the dream!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

10 DT's? I'm living the dream!

Save some for the rest of us!

 

[tony]

This week, we welcomed the Dragons to Las Vegas, and we were so welcoming to them that we let them kick the first five goals of the game. After going goalless in the first quarter, we finally kicked into gear in the second quarter and kicked four goals in a seven minute burst to get ourselves back into the game. It must have taken all our energy out because we let the Dragons kick the next four goals, and from that point, the game was over.
The second half saw the two teams go goal for goal, with the margin bouncing between 23 & 36 points. The final margin was a convincing 27 point win to the Dragons, which all but ended our chances of making the finals this season.

The one positive to come out of this game was Muddiemoose finally kicking straight and getting himself a goal.

Matera92, Millky95 and I Dont Care were our multiple goal kickers, each with 2 goals. Supersuns had the highest number of possessions with 24, followed by RonnieRaven with 21, Millky95 20,
Electronic_Renaissance 19, Matera92 18 and Dingster 17.

This week, we have the bye, before playing the Swamprats in the final round. Our chances of making the finals are pretty low, but for any chance we need the Old Boys to lose this week.

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[Tonga Bob]

Attention shoopers and shoopettes, you have twelve (12) days remaining to submit your entry for this season's McInnes Prize.

Think you're better than Grav Elton Johns Wig Dinsdale Tigerturbulance Cadsky Falconista BLUEALLTHRU & Sun Ra ? Prove it. Not like you have anything else on this week.

Competition - The McInnes Prize For Season 35 - Oh Come All Ye Shoopers

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www.bigfooty.com

 

[tony]

As we approach the end of the season, only three races remain: an all-in race to determine the final contenders for the ultimate loser and ultimate winner races. In these thrilling showdowns, the previous winners and losers from earlier races will go head-to-head, aiming to claim the prestigious titles of the Biggest Loser and Grand Champion of Las Vegas Racing.

As the underage gambler is leading the money board, we have decided to hand out large amounts of prizemoney to help you all catch him.

For this race, you won't have to risk any of your own money. Just give me the names of three racers, excluding yourself, and hope they perform well or really badly to win some cash. You automatically get yourself.



Racers
4cunningTonneTruck
BLUEALLTHRU
Broken
Chipmunk
CountryLad
Dingster
dogs105
Electronic_Renaissance
hotchilli
JoshWoodenSpoon
kenneyswarriors
krakouers
Ligma
Matera92
Millky95
MWPP
Pickitt
RonnieRaven
Senor M
Supersuns
Test Tickle
Zevon

 

[Millky95]

ER
Suns
Zevon

Thanks tony

 

[hotchilli]

Dingster
Zevon
Supersuns

The dream team thanks tony

 

[MWPP]

For this race, you won't have to risk any of your own money. Just give me the names of three racers, excluding yourself, and hope they perform well or really badly to win some cash. You automatically get yourself.

Chipmunk Dingster and dogs105 thanks

 

[dogs105]

Zevon, Millky95 and MWPP please tony .


Though I reckon dogs105 is gonna win this one.

 

[Zevon]

hotchilli
Millky95
Supersuns because he’ll come last

Thanks tony

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

As we approach the end of the season, only three races remain: an all-in race to determine the final contenders for the ultimate loser and ultimate winner races. In these thrilling showdowns, the previous winners and losers from earlier races will go head-to-head, aiming to claim the prestigious titles of the Biggest Loser and Grand Champion of Las Vegas Racing.

As the underage gambler is leading the money board, we have decided to hand out large amounts of prizemoney to help you all catch him.

For this race, you won't have to risk any of your own money. Just give me the names of three racers, excluding yourself, and hope they perform well or really badly to win some cash. You automatically get yourself.

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Racers
4cunningTonneTruck
BLUEALLTHRU
Broken
Chipmunk
CountryLad
Dingster
dogs105
Electronic_Renaissance
hotchilli
JoshWoodenSpoon
kenneyswarriors
krakouers
Ligma
Matera92
Millky95
MWPP
Pickitt
RonnieRaven
Senor M
Supersuns
Test Tickle
Zevon

The lot on BLUE thanks

 

[tony]

The lot on BLUE thanks

I like your confidence but you can pick 3 other ducks who you think will finish behind you.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I like your confidence but you can pick 3 other ducks who you think will finish behind you.

You pick ‘em mate, I’m on holiday on the piss

 

[Chipmunk]

I’m a for 19th place.

 

[MWPP]

I’m a for 19th place.

I thought you had dibs on #4

 

[Broken]

I’m a for 19th place.

Hold my beer

 

[Broken]

Reading the formguide at RandomTips.com I've been advised to go with :

• Pickitt
• Matera92
• Supersuns

 

[Chipmunk]

I thought you had dibs on #4

I’m not evil

 

[MWPP]

I’m not evil

Just "misunderstood"

 

[Chipmunk]

I’ve been told that this race will be won by someone beginning with the letter M:

Matera92
Millky95
MWPP

 

[Dingster]

Electronic_Renaissance
Test Tickle
Senor M

Yes I think so tony

 

[Test Tickle]

Millky95
Dingster
JoshWoodenSpoon

Thanks tony