1st Ashes Test Day 3 Cardiff

[King Elvis]

Sorry fellas, got up for a piss and come back to find we lost 2 more wickets

Next time, you piss your pants - understood?

 

[ChampRevesby]

Thanks for explaining the heat map to us preschoolers Tubby you campaigner.

 

[rippersnipper]

We look like mugs now, all talk and not much walk so far, we need new batsmen fast. Haddin dropping root really has cost us as well. Hopefully a better bowling effort will restrict them a bit but can see us chasing over 400

 

[krisholio14]

God damn it Johnson, thats a very weak dismissal.

Healy: 'The shot was there to play and he played it well'

FSKJFLSDFUWSOPGEH

 

[Gavin Excell]

Warner, Smith, Lyon.

Cheers

 

[shinboner spiggs]

Forgive if been covered earlier but other than Starc and Hazlewood is entire team 30+?

Warner and Lyon?

 

[ChampRevesby]

5-0 in reverse???????

Haha maybe too early but i have feeling this is going to get ugly. Heads are going to roll isis style after this series.

No way the Poms are shit but we are just shitter at the moment. If we play our best we will smash these campaigners.

 

[outabounds]

If Smith doesn't make a big score we are such a shit team

Doesn't help when you don't pick the form player of the tour

 

[Showbags]

Forgive if been covered earlier but other than Starc and Hazlewood is entire team 30+?

Smith, Warner and Lyon also under 30.

 

[Slax]

Sorry fellas, got up for a piss and come back to find we lost 2 more wickets

With Haddin and Johnson at the crease you knew that was a risk

 

[sherb]

Some effort if we can within a hundred or less.

Doubt if we can save this one except for a remarkable bowling performance.

Any decent total to chase and our batsmen won't have the stomach for the fight.

 

[Shiv]

Really needed two of the top 6 batsmen to score 100+... the dismissals to Ali were crucial. Very very soft. Hazlewood looks like he has no idea.

 

[HBF]

Only thing in our favour is that it's going to be pretty wet on Sunday.
Can we even hold out until then.

 

[matty lloyd the champ]

Haddin has single handedly cost us the match. Don't care what anyone says.

 

[Joffaboy]

We look like mugs now, all talk and not much walk so far, we need new batsmen fast. Haddin dropping root really has cost us as well. Hopefully a better bowling effort will restrict them a bit but can see us chasing over 400

Bowlers have a ring side seat on where to put the bloody ball. Watch Anderson and Broad attack the stumps not three foot either side

 

[W.C. Fry]

Well something to cheer me up a little after watching this rubbish so far tonight... just heard Vickery got a tooth knocked out in the footy.

 

[Dugdale2Dwyer]

Taylor is as bad a commentator as Healy, and that is saying something.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Starc & Hazlewood will pile on the runs and put our so called 'batsmen' to shame. Both have solid techniques and play within their limitations. We'll get close to 400, not even joking.

 

[Godallblighty]

Thanks for explaining the heat map to us preschoolers Tubby you campaigner.

Except he explained it wrong!

 

[Smeg Head]

Anyone with good knowlege of the Sheild, do we have any up and coming openers. And I know this is just me since Rogers will retire soon obviously, but I have very little confidence with Warner there. Doesn't hang around long enough, even when he gets decent score. The stupid thing is he showed he was capable in that test where he carried his bat vs NZ.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Where's LukeParkerno1? I want my extra 150 runs please.

Watson played that's what happened useless

 

[King Elvis]

I think Smith might be under 30?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Perhaps we need Faulkner in the side. Went OK in county cricket.

Pity he is a rubbish test option

 

[year of the cat]

Taylor is as bad a commentator as Healy, and that is saying something.

Thank god then we have Nicholas

 

[Donslad]

I'm holding Haddin responsible for the current position we're in, gone from having them 4/43 to pushing the sh*t up hill. All because he wanted to look good taking a catch.