Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[marklovesbeer]

I live in wa now but lived in SA till I was 27.....36 now....and ports one of the oldest clubs in the country......don't worry about when they joined afl.....they are used to success and are a powerhouse. Got unlucky in the 2000's but should have won 3/4 flags by now. They are beasts.
JHF is the best recruit we've ever had and they nabbed him after 1 year. Watch out

 

[Shagga is all Class]

So Port's changes are:

INs :
JHF and Junior Rioli

OUTs :
Robbie Gray, Steven Motlop and Karl Amon

That seems like a net negative.

Oh, not so sure about that.

Rioli and Motlop cancel each other out with a goal a game and all round flake factor.

JHF well 6 year deal, so yeah, don't think Robbie Gray got that after one season, or even after 4 AAs.

 

[Tectonic]

Todd Viney says on SEN radio that a lot of North players will need to do things differently and in a more professional manner in order to achieve growth in the list.

Was lead to believe that JHF was the only North player that lacked professionalism. Strange times indeed.

Genuinely curious if you can find one single instance of someone saying jhf was the only one who lacks professionalism

Or is that just another porf delusion

 

[Hojuman]

So it seems we're 12000 members down on this time last year - I wonder why?????

From the Porf board.

 

[philreich]

From the Porf board.

It was a sarcastic comment. I'm one of those 12000: it's a protest to get rid of Hinkley.

 

[shinboner magic]

It was a sarcastic comment. I'm one of those 12000: it's a protest to get rid of Hinkley.

Yeah bring back Primus

 

[philreich]

Yeah bring back Primus

I'd be happy with Humphrey B. Bear at the moment!!!!!

 

[Ligma]

I'd be happy with Humphrey B. Bear at the moment!!!!!

Hi Phil

 

[Tectonic]

It was a sarcastic comment. I'm one of those 12000: it's a protest to get rid of Hinkley.

Join us on the death ride brother, it's a mutual interest that you have a poor year

 

[JGreezy]

Todd Viney says on SEN radio that a lot of North players will need to do things differently and in a more professional manner in order to achieve growth in the list.

Was lead to believe that JHF was the only North player that lacked professionalism. Strange times indeed.

Saying that JHF stood out for his lack of professionalism doesn't mean that nobody else lacked professionalism.

In fact, him standing out for that in last year's group makes it worse, of anything.

 

[philreich]

Join us on the death ride brother, it's a mutual interest that you have a poor year

I don't think we'll have a poor year - it'd be so much better if Minibus wasn't in the coaches box. We call him that because he's half a coach.

 

[Liam Boy]

I'd be happy with Humphrey B. Bear at the moment!!!!!

HumphreyBBear would you take the job?

 

[Samsquanch]

HumphreyBBear would you take the job?

Rumour is he's keeping silent on the issue.

 

[The Warlord]

HumphreyBBear would you take the job?

Look we already have one coach in all manner of strife

 

[philreich]

HumphreyBBear would you take the job?

Unfortunately in this instance, he might need to wear pants........

 

[shinboner magic]

Unfortunately in this instance, he might need to wear pants........

That’d be a first amongst the poort mouth breathers

 

[DesertRoo]

That’d be a first amongst the poort mouth breathers

Its leading by example and I’m all for the change in culture over there.

 

[Lomas]

HumphreyBBear would you take the job?

The Fat Cats at AFL house would never allow it.

 

[marklovesbeer]

The Fat Cats at AFL house would never allow it.

Well done.

 

[ferball]

Have been in a car that was pulled over while on acid. I wasn’t driving but the driver was also tripping.

Rather bizarre experience lol

Were you looking ion the mirror asking the copper how small he was?

 

[blackshadow]

Were you looking ion the mirror asking the copper how small he was?

Something along those lines.

Good times!

 

[ferball]

"The door is a jar."

 

[Lomas]

"The door is a jar."

No, it's an illusion of a vessel.

 

[Hojuman]

"The door is a jar."

" strawberry door's forever........"

 

[jimandphilbadge]

"The door is a jar."

In the late 90s a mate and I were in NY for work and the small bar at the hotel was doing a comedy night. Tiny crowd, maybe 20 people in there. The MC was ripping all his material from Bill Hicks albums, a lot of it word for word. Seemed as though most of the crowd hadn't heard it before and were laughing away enjoying the routine. After he regurgitated another joke he saw that I wasn't laughing and singled me out "what's up Crocodile Dundee, don't they do comedy in Australia?". My mate answered for me: "it was funnier when Bill Hicks said it". Guy didn't miss a beat, just turned away and carried on the routine and ignored us the rest of the night. Must not have been the 1st time he'd been caught out