Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[Le Grille]

I will let Andrew and Rita know.

Thanks. I appreciate it

 

[TheBigHorne]

Taking on a footy forum seems exactly what the e-safety commissioner role was designed to do. We’re all fooked

I'm gonna have to explain to the cops about the rumours of Hinkley breast feeding JHF

 

[DesertRoo]

I'm gonna have to explain to the cops about the rumours of Hinkley breast feeding JHF

Have you ever been on acid in an interrogation room?
I feel this is the only way forwards having to explain ourselves.

 

[blackshadow]

Have you ever been on acid in an interrogation room?
I feel this is the only way forwards having to explain ourselves.

Have been in a car that was pulled over while on acid. I wasn’t driving but the driver was also tripping.

Rather bizarre experience lol

 

[Ligma]

Have been in a car that was pulled over while on acid. I wasn’t driving but the driver was also tripping.

Rather bizarre experience lol

Woah you are SO cool

 

[blackshadow]

Woah you are SO cool

I’m like ice baby!

 

[Ligma]

I’m like ice baby!

 

[shinboner magic]

I'm gonna have to explain to the cops about the rumours of Hinkley breast feeding JHF

Just tell them it all began in clarko thread 1 and to comb through that - that should leave them shaking in a corner

 

[buttox]

Just tell them it all began in clarko thread 1 and to comb through that - that should leave them shaking in a corner

I think someone should write a thesis on the clarko threads.
The awesome threads that were 1+2 and then the change up after the report was released.

 

[JGreezy]

I think someone should write a thesis on the clarko threads.
The awesome threads that were 1+2 and then the change up after the report was released.

I love a good third act twist

 

[4cunningTonneTruck]

this is a low traffic forum

The only low traffic forum here mate are the neurons in your noggin

 

[barnrokn]

Have you ever been on acid in an interrogation room?
I feel this is the only way forwards having to explain ourselves.

Avondale cop shop when the pill kicked in
Copped the drink driving rap and took it as a win

 

[Samsquanch]

I’m like ice baby!

I will probably get a week in the bin for that won't I.

 

[Ligma]

Omg hi por_please_ya I see you

 

[The Dingrel]

One time after training everyone decided to go out for a team dinner. When it was his turn to order, JHF waived off the waiter and instead pulled out a bag of 12 apples. Coach Hinkley asked what he was doing and JHF simply replied “Apple lime, apple time." He then ate all 12 apples with a knife and fork.

I thought he balanced them on his bonce before Zurhaar who happened to be in town, proceeded to shoot each with a bow and arrow until he got him between the eyes, shoved one in his mouth and banged him on a spit roast making a "Suckling Pig" video for Bulls Cooking and quipping, "No apologies, I aint William Tell".

 

[Shermanator]

I thought he balanced them on his bonce before Zurhaar who happened to be in town, proceeded to shoot each with a bow and arrow until he got him between the eyes, shoved one in his mouth and banged him on a spit roast making a "Suckling Pig" video for Bulls Cooking and quipping, "No apologies, I aint William Tell".

 

[por_please_ya]

Omg hi por_please_ya I see you

Lol my bf linked me to the post above yours. And then I saw your comment and had to react

 

[The Warlord]

Woah you are SO cool

We were all pretty cool back in the day, not like today's little dorks.

 

[The Warlord]

Now the Port fans are demanding special treatment for JHF and saying its against the spirit of the game if our boys make physical contact with him.

 

[The Warlord]

Lol Port fans are reading this thread and actually getting so teary they are reporting posts lolol.

 

[Le Grille]

Lol Port fans are reading this thread and actually getting so teary they are reporting posts lolol.

**** sake if they are taking these posts seriously I seriously weep for the future of message boards

 

[The Warlord]

* sake if they are taking these posts seriously I seriously weep for the future of message boards

They're simple souls. I'll never forget them pissing in the sinks at the G in their first ever final.

 

[barnrokn]

Lol Port fans are reading this thread and actually getting so teary they are reporting posts lolol.

I know you lot don’t like him but man I wish snake was here for this

 

[DesertRoo]

Sorry? little tip - you should try being welcoming to guests if you want them to come back...

Bullying a 19yo can be a dangerous game (Greta Thunberg). This thread would make for an interesting read down at the AFP cybercrime offices... food for thought. Anyway, looks like I've scared someone into changing the thread title, happy to leave it there. "You got what you deserve" as Ken Hinkley would say.

Happy new year & let bygones be bygones. Hope we meet you in the GF this year as North is my 2nd team. Go Port and the Mighty Kangas

I don’t understand, why are port fans so sooky?
Even before a ball is bounced, you guys are sooking, is there some sort of massive inferiority complex at play?

 

[jimandphilbadge]

They're simple souls. I'll never forget them pissing in the sinks at the G in their first ever final.

At least they classed it up when they saw functioning plumbing in the big smoke, the drizzle down their legs was a major cause of the crumbling concrete at Tarp Park.