Preview 2023 Round 8 Carlton vs Brisbane Friday 5th May 7.50PM @ Marvel Stadium

[Aphrodite]

Team is in …


IN: Jesse Motlop
OUT: Zac Fisher, Matthew Kennedy

AFL team news: Motlop returns for Respects

The Blues have named a solitary inclusion for its 2023 AFL Carlton Respects Game.

www.carltonfc.com.au

Backs:	Sam Docherty	Lewis Young	Nic Newman
Half-backs:	Mitch McGovern	Jacob Weitering	Adam Saad
Centreline:	Blake Acres	Patrick Cripps	Ed Curnow
Half-forwards:	Sam Walsh	Harry McKay	Jack Silvagni
Forwards:	Corey Durdin	Charlie Curnow	Jesse Motlop
Followers:	Marc Pittonet	George Hewett	Adam Cerra
Interchange:	Alex Cincotta	Ollie Hollands	Josh Honey
	Brodie Kemp
Emergencies:	Lachie Cowan	Zac Fisher	Lachie Fogarty
	Matthew Kennedy

 

[JustaBattler]

This is one of the most Bizarre posts I've ever read. I get the tongue in cheek. But it ended up in my tummy. PS. Were any magic mushrooms involved.

You need to read slower - channel your inner Kennedy mate - I'm writing a letter to Voss as we speak - asking for a massive please explain ofn why he is ignoring the handsome prince when so many footy experts are pulling their hair ( what is left of it judging by their befuddled posts) and gnashing their toofs ( what is left of them judging by their bite less fanger ) - all Vossy needs to do is read this forum all the answers are right here - there is a plethora of good advice - why he hasn't built a team around the handsome prince- reshaped the whole list to suit the handsome prince - it is mind boggling - actually come to think of it- I'm going to skip Vossy ( who is probably gone end of the year as he has totally proven to the 4 experts on here that he is clueless) and go straight to the top - Luke Sayers- Luke baaaaaby - we have the whole supporter base pitchforks ready to defend the privilege of the handsome prince - and we want explanations now- why isnt he captain why isnt the list and game plan totally built around the handsome prince and why have got this slow plodder still on the list. We want answers now and we also want a guaranteed finals birth- put it in writing - guarantee finals- no - make that top4 or you can go too- actually come to think of it- flag or else - this is Caaaaarlton we demand success and we want it now...and all you need to do is play the handsome prince.

 

[JustaBattler]

That's an epic melt.

Its about time people melted too - Carlton is being run by Voss and not the Boss we could have had the Boss but we now have Voss. Voss equals no Boss.

Of course I'm melting if the Boss was in - instead of Voss - the world would be a better place.

 

[BlueSuede]

Got a feeling with most of the focus going to Charlie iron Friday,this ‘may’ be the game Harry kicks a bag.


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This is well and truly possible. Brisbane will certainly have players - andrews, coleman, etc. - ready to try to zone off to help defend Charlie. We need to be smart and look for the player/s left free. Just hoping we've got that in us.

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[BlueSuede]

Its about time people melted too - Carlton is being run by Voss and not the Boss we could have had the Boss but we now have Voss. Voss equals no Boss.

Of course I'm melting if the Boss was in - instead of Voss - the world would be a better place.

Is this what you get when you go to ChatGTP and type in "discuss the Carlton Football Club in the style of Dr Seuss"?

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[SkyhorseTamer]

Its about time people melted too - Carlton is being run by Voss and not the Boss we could have had the Boss but we now have Voss. Voss equals no Boss.

Of course I'm melting if the Boss was in - instead of Voss - the world would be a better place.

I'm gonna end up thinking Ross is the Voss boss and Voss is Ross if I keep reading this :/

 

[JustaBattler]

Is this what you get when you go to ChatGTP and type in "discuss the Carlton Football Club in the style of Dr Seuss"?

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Apogogical argument ( reductio ad absurdum in Latin) is part of Logic 101 as is the close corollary in Mathematics proof by contradiction.

As for Chat GPT- AutoGPT has greater utility and amenity - check it out if interested.

 

[haveago]

I'm gonna end up thinking Ross is the Voss boss and Voss is Ross if I keep reading this :/

Pretty sure someone is A TOSS.

 

[HarryFlashman]

Is this what you get when you go to ChatGTP and type in "discuss the Carlton Football Club in the style of Dr Seuss"?

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Has anyone asked chatGPT to select our best side?

 

[Countryblueswitnotattoos]

Is this what you get when you go to ChatGTP and type in "discuss the Carlton Football Club in the style of Dr Seuss"?

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I couldn't resist. Here it is (asked it to mention Cripps and the Lions game on Friday):


Let me spin you a story, of the Carlton Blues, As they face the Lions, with nothing to lose.

On Friday they'll play, with all their might, Ready to take on the Lions, with all their flight.

Their captain Cripps, is a fellow so bold, With a heart full of passion, and a story untold.

Their fans will cheer, with a zippity-zoo, As the Blues take to the field, with nothing to boo.

They'll run and they'll kick, with a bippity-bop, And they'll score and they'll win, with a flippty-flop.

So let's cheer for the Carlton Blues, As they chase victory, with no time to snooze.

With their skills and teamwork, they'll rise to the top, And their opponents will tumble, with a flippety-flop.

 

[CCurnow3votes]

Heading in for this one..first one since melb last last year Rd 22

Any recommendations for dinner around Docklands ?


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Roast lion

 

[Magruder]

I totally agree 1000% percent a million percent even this is one of the most astute pickup comments I have ever read!

Kennedy is a such a ball hog he hogs the ball like it is a big hamburger - he gets the munchies just thinking about eating the ball all to himself- I bet he hides hamburgers and hides all the balls from his team mates too- because he is selfish absolutely 100% totally selfish - but what makes it far far far worse is Kennedy is slowly selfish like a selfish snail..

fantastic example you picked to highlight Kennedy's lack of team play and total selfishness- let me expand because I've been meaning to make some observations about Kennedy and we can use this definitive example posted as solid ground as to why I think Kennedy will never play for Carlton again.

Kennedy took the ball from CBB and crawled his way like a snail to inside forward fifty fooling all the much faster runners from the opposition by his slowness (this should be seen for what it is is- really - cheating) like he is running in another alternative slow motion dimension so he disappears because he is so so so sloooooow - such levels of slowness is tantamount to cheating Kennedy is a slow selfish ball hogging cheat- who doesn't play in teh spirit of the game he is a slow selfish cheat ...let me expand some more

As Kennedy disappears from radar because of slowness his slowness is so slow he doesn't appear in defensive thought process like a stationary clump of grass really he is so slow that you can see his hair growing faster than his feet move he is so slow that any stat he makes in play is missed because people's eyeballs aren't capable of registering Kennedy's level of slowness

so lets just all sit down light up a pipe and pass it around and reflect on the lessons here about selfish Kennedy.

We now know because it ha been put out there (and proven to be true because it is in writing now) Kenendy is the most selfish player ever to wear the jumper so he is slow and selfish I dont know what kind of selfish slow gene he has inherited or from who but I bet the coaches ripped him another one for no going to Charlie when his slow progress saw him 40 meters out with a clear shot ( in order for slow selfish Kennedy to hear what they had to say they had to record the message and play it in really really slow motion - otherwise Kennedy's slow selfishshness couldn't keep up with normal thought processes and verbalisations) - after all Carlton has so many blokes in the team that can kick a ruining goal but they do it faster - they have faster legs every player at Carlton has faster legs than Kennedy so he shouldn't ever kick a slow goal because what Carlton needs isnt goals it needs fast fast fast fast not slow slow slow fast team things unselfish fast team things and if no one is able to kick a goal - well that is ok because fast team things are better than slow goals - every time and if it wasn't for Kennedy 's selfishness Chalrie could of kicked 10 goals- maybe 20 or 30 even....because Charlie kicking goals is what wins games - the opposition haven't woken up to this fact the opposition is so stoopid that they dont even mark Charlie the bloke hot on charlie's tail was just pretending to mark him as was the other two blokes running to block the kick to Charlie they were just pretending because they cant count they didn't even know that Charlie was capable of kicking one goal let alone 9 goals.. and you know why? because Charlie is faaaaaaast he is so faaaaaast no one can ever see him do anything...

I have more to add about this cheating slow selfish player called Kennedy

Kennedy is so slow that his absence from midfield duties increases the average midfield leg speed by a factor of 1000 times at least and that is when the other midfielders are tired so tired that they can hardly move- but when they move Kennedy is so slow he cant see them - Kennedy's eyes are even slow they move so slowly he is like a bat who cant fly and whose radar is off - a blind bat and also the 'bomb ' he kicked that was an accident and a fluke he does those flukey accidents every time he bombs for goal - selfish slow bomber that is what he is - oh and lets not forget nasty he nearly put Cripps in hospital with his slow handball that was so slow it wasn't registered by Cripps until it broke a couple of his ribs (there was a bit of dirt hanging off the ball obs)
yeah the other thing about slow selfish bombing nasty Kennedy is he is keeping a brave handsome prince out of the team - this handsome prince ( who has a square jaw ) is the team's best runner and best handballer and can ballerina his way through the tightest of congested situations and hit up leading forwards with laser like bullet passes - all done unselfishly - every one of his massive mountainous counts of disposals he gets is an unselfish disposal a team based unselfish disposal what a contrast to the snail like plodder Kennedy is a selfish snail - I bet he gobbles all his food too and steals his team mates lunches.

If Voss doesn't reward teh handsome prince and kick teh selfish evil slow plodding cheat Kennedy out of teh team - well - Voss just has no idea no clue and he should go to. because we need handsome princes and we need them now! If teh handsome prince was playing instead of teh ugly nasty mean selfish slow plodder kenendy - Carlton would have won by a million p[ooijnts a million!

TLDR: Tongue firmly in cheek.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Has anyone asked chatGPT to select our best side?

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or biases, but I can provide you with a possible starting lineup for Carlton based on their players' recent performance:

FB: Sam Docherty, Liam Jones, Adam Saad
HB: Tom Williamson, Jacob Weitering, Lachie Plowman
C: Zac Williams, Patrick Cripps, Sam Walsh
HF: Jack Martin, Harry McKay, Michael Gibbons
FF: Levi Casboult, Charlie Curnow, Eddie Betts
R: Marc Pittonet, Will Setterfield, Ed Curnow

Interchange:

• Paddy Dow
• Adam Cerra
• Tom de Koning
• Luke Parks

 

[Stamos]

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or biases, but I can provide you with a possible starting lineup for Carlton based on their players' recent performance:

FB: Sam Docherty, Liam Jones, Adam Saad
HB: Tom Williamson, Jacob Weitering, Lachie Plowman
C: Zac Williams, Patrick Cripps, Sam Walsh
HF: Jack Martin, Harry McKay, Michael Gibbons
FF: Levi Casboult, Charlie Curnow, Eddie Betts
R: Marc Pittonet, Will Setterfield, Ed Curnow

Interchange:

• Paddy Dow
• Adam Cerra
• Tom de Koning
• Luke Parks

I didn't know Chat GPT was around in 2021

 

[Sector 7G]

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or biases, but I can provide you with a possible starting lineup for Carlton based on their players' recent performance:

FB: Sam Docherty, Liam Jones, Adam Saad
HB: Tom Williamson, Jacob Weitering, Lachie Plowman
C: Zac Williams, Patrick Cripps, Sam Walsh
HF: Jack Martin, Harry McKay, Michael Gibbons
FF: Levi Casboult, Charlie Curnow, Eddie Betts
R: Marc Pittonet, Will Setterfield, Ed Curnow

Interchange:

• Paddy Dow
• Adam Cerra
• Tom de Koning
• Luke Parks

AI- The reason kids plenty of are getting kicked out of Uni/college at the moment.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

I didn't know Chat GPT was around in 2021

AI- The reason kids plenty of are getting kicked out of Uni/college at the moment.

ChatGpt is blocked from accessing recent data. I think it is 2 years? Not sure.

The uni bit is interesting too as it doesn't have access to anything subscription blocked, so citations and things it makes up. Genuinely can write a beautiful looking paragraph but the actual 'proof' in the writing it provides is often made up hah. Any lawyers that know their stuff ask it to answer a question with case citations and it'll make up the cases.

 

[AB_Blue]

BF Blues catch up at the Docklands - Nixon Hotel

Meet Up - BF Blues Melb catch-up 2023

Can I come even if I wear my gold coast shorts from Bali? Only if you are also wearing a Bin Tang singlet...

www.bigfooty.com

Nixon Hotel - Pub in the Docklands - 757 Bourke St, Docklands 3008

Nestled in the heart Docklands, Nixon is your local pub in the Docklands with all your sporting needs, and a short walk from Marvel Stadium!

nixonhotel.au

Platform 28 is really good as well.

Have been there several times before games.

Platform 28 | Bar & Restaurant | Docklands

Platform 28 is a charming restaurant bar offering Modern Australian cuisine in the heart of vibrant Docklands. Formerly a railway goods shed, this venue stays true to the history of the site and brings a rustic historical charm that’s bound to win the heart of the locals.

www.platform28.com.au

Your a gem aph…I will have to check out at catch up one day


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[Magruder]

ChatGpt is blocked from accessing recent data. I think it is 2 years? Not sure.

The uni bit is interesting too as it doesn't have access to anything subscription blocked, so citations and things it makes up. Genuinely can write a beautiful looking paragraph but the actual 'proof' in the writing it provides is often made up hah. Any lawyers that know their stuff ask it to answer a question with case citations and it'll make up the cases.

some legal databases, like AustLii are open access but...

 

[Aphrodite]

Your a gem aph…I will have to check out at catch up one day


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You're most welcome AB_Blue

 

[Benga]

Now that we have a solid defence with the addition of Kemp and Cinc, I would love to see us trailing Newman in our troublesome area hf, very smart for linking up, good long kick, fast and agile, good mark

Boyd and Williams (next year obviously) are the two that I’d like to trial fwd, as well as Binns and cottrell

 

[HarryFlashman]

As an AI language model, I don't have personal opinions or biases, but I can provide you with a possible starting lineup for Carlton based on their players' recent performance:

FB: Sam Docherty, Liam Jones, Adam Saad
HB: Tom Williamson, Jacob Weitering, Lachie Plowman
C: Zac Williams, Patrick Cripps, Sam Walsh
HF: Jack Martin, Harry McKay, Michael Gibbons
FF: Levi Casboult, Charlie Curnow, Eddie Betts
R: Marc Pittonet, Will Setterfield, Ed Curnow

Interchange:

• Paddy Dow
• Adam Cerra
• Tom de Koning
• Luke Parks

Nice work few blokes listed would be happy for the run

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

some legal databases, like AustLii are open access but...

Oh I'm not fully across that, was just told by a lawyer friend who asked it a few questions like seen in the bar - it made up the cases it cited :'D

 

[Blue Reaper]

I totally agree 1000% percent a million percent even this is one of the most astute pickup comments I have ever read!

Kennedy is a such a ball hog he hogs the ball like it is a big hamburger - he gets the munchies just thinking about eating the ball all to himself- I bet he hides hamburgers and hides all the balls from his team mates too- because he is selfish absolutely 100% totally selfish - but what makes it far far far worse is Kennedy is slowly selfish like a selfish snail..

fantastic example you picked to highlight Kennedy's lack of team play and total selfishness- let me expand because I've been meaning to make some observations about Kennedy and we can use this definitive example posted as solid ground as to why I think Kennedy will never play for Carlton again.

Kennedy took the ball from CBB and crawled his way like a snail to inside forward fifty fooling all the much faster runners from the opposition by his slowness (this should be seen for what it is is- really - cheating) like he is running in another alternative slow motion dimension so he disappears because he is so so so sloooooow - such levels of slowness is tantamount to cheating Kennedy is a slow selfish ball hogging cheat- who doesn't play in teh spirit of the game he is a slow selfish cheat ...let me expand some more

As Kennedy disappears from radar because of slowness his slowness is so slow he doesn't appear in defensive thought process like a stationary clump of grass really he is so slow that you can see his hair growing faster than his feet move he is so slow that any stat he makes in play is missed because people's eyeballs aren't capable of registering Kennedy's level of slowness

so lets just all sit down light up a pipe and pass it around and reflect on the lessons here about selfish Kennedy.

We now know because it ha been put out there (and proven to be true because it is in writing now) Kenendy is the most selfish player ever to wear the jumper so he is slow and selfish I dont know what kind of selfish slow gene he has inherited or from who but I bet the coaches ripped him another one for no going to Charlie when his slow progress saw him 40 meters out with a clear shot ( in order for slow selfish Kennedy to hear what they had to say they had to record the message and play it in really really slow motion - otherwise Kennedy's slow selfishshness couldn't keep up with normal thought processes and verbalisations) - after all Carlton has so many blokes in the team that can kick a ruining goal but they do it faster - they have faster legs every player at Carlton has faster legs than Kennedy so he shouldn't ever kick a slow goal because what Carlton needs isnt goals it needs fast fast fast fast not slow slow slow fast team things unselfish fast team things and if no one is able to kick a goal - well that is ok because fast team things are better than slow goals - every time and if it wasn't for Kennedy 's selfishness Chalrie could of kicked 10 goals- maybe 20 or 30 even....because Charlie kicking goals is what wins games - the opposition haven't woken up to this fact the opposition is so stoopid that they dont even mark Charlie the bloke hot on charlie's tail was just pretending to mark him as was the other two blokes running to block the kick to Charlie they were just pretending because they cant count they didn't even know that Charlie was capable of kicking one goal let alone 9 goals.. and you know why? because Charlie is faaaaaaast he is so faaaaaast no one can ever see him do anything...

I have more to add about this cheating slow selfish player called Kennedy

Kennedy is so slow that his absence from midfield duties increases the average midfield leg speed by a factor of 1000 times at least and that is when the other midfielders are tired so tired that they can hardly move- but when they move Kennedy is so slow he cant see them - Kennedy's eyes are even slow they move so slowly he is like a bat who cant fly and whose radar is off - a blind bat and also the 'bomb ' he kicked that was an accident and a fluke he does those flukey accidents every time he bombs for goal - selfish slow bomber that is what he is - oh and lets not forget nasty he nearly put Cripps in hospital with his slow handball that was so slow it wasn't registered by Cripps until it broke a couple of his ribs (there was a bit of dirt hanging off the ball obs)
yeah the other thing about slow selfish bombing nasty Kennedy is he is keeping a brave handsome prince out of the team - this handsome prince ( who has a square jaw ) is the team's best runner and best handballer and can ballerina his way through the tightest of congested situations and hit up leading forwards with laser like bullet passes - all done unselfishly - every one of his massive mountainous counts of disposals he gets is an unselfish disposal a team based unselfish disposal what a contrast to the snail like plodder Kennedy is a selfish snail - I bet he gobbles all his food too and steals his team mates lunches.

If Voss doesn't reward teh handsome prince and kick teh selfish evil slow plodding cheat Kennedy out of teh team - well - Voss just has no idea no clue and he should go to. because we need handsome princes and we need them now! If teh handsome prince was playing instead of teh ugly nasty mean selfish slow plodder kenendy - Carlton would have won by a million p[ooijnts a million!

I genuinely chuckled.

(… RUOK?)

 

[JustaBattler]

I genuinely chuckled.

(… RUOK?)

I'm fine mate - just deciding to respond to the nuffy views in their own language and custom for a day or so...

 

[jj1978]

Have not seen the backline this strong for a very long time.

Shut Cameron and we'll win comfortably.

But... but.... what about me?

 

[Brackets]

#carltonrespects

I quite like the orange with the jumper - maybe more than without.