Game Day 2024 AFL Season, round 14: Brisbane Lions v St Kilda Saints, Friday 14th of June 7:40pm, Full time: BRIS 19.12 126 STK 16.10 106

[Hubnester]

Autopsy - Round 14, 2024: Brisbane v St.Kilda

Well that was another hard watch and their wasn’t many positives to take from another boring Lyon snooze feast. Windy did a great job on Neale keeping him to under 15 possessions unfortunately the other lions mids out played our insipid midfield. Cameron kicking 5 which was frustrating and it...

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As I am at work and CBF working out how to roll over things, everyone prepare your buttholes for clenching until the Lions straight rodger us.

Also...

I see one of you was smart enough to start Autopsy early, kudos, rest of you lift your game and maybe make the gameday also.

2hr 30mins​

Pictured: Marcus Windhager winding up for his 50th game, someone named Lachie clenching and holding. Look at the face.

1hr 10mins​

Pictured: Arie Shoenmaker realising that short shorts and clenching make Rafa Nadal.

35mins​

In a shock to the masses, Cairnsman gets a reprieve as Sharman decided to hold off on giving divine retribution and instead we see the best clubman himself Tom "total class" Campbell instead.

In other final news, Zak Jones

3

Zak Jones

Age

29

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.0

5star

CL

1.7

4star

D

19.1

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

8.6

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.1

4star

CL

4.9

5star

D

7.0

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

1.6

4star

CL

1.0

3star

is starting substitute so he can maybe not ping a soft tissue.

 

[The Punter]

Just win lads

 

[TheNewEnsign]

For most of the season Steele has had the sporting equivalent of that haunted look of a man who goes into battle seeking his own death; tonight he may well find what he seeks.

Can't wait to see Sharman kick 6, also play high on the wing, and also help out in defence with crucial marks.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

I'm deciding, one bottle of scotch before the game or two.

 

[EddieMurphy]

For most of the season Steele has had the sporting equivalent of that haunted look of a man who goes into battle seeking his own death; tonight he may well find what he seeks.

Can't wait to see Sharman kick 6, also play high on the wing, and also help out in defence with crucial marks.

Coops!

 

[StFly]

I'm deciding, one bottle of scotch before the game or two.

 

[Diehard Saint]

Windy 50 games!
Well done, kiddo - have a great one tonight!

 

[dudeintheswamp]

Windy 50 games!
Well done, kiddo - have a great one tonight!

Reckon he might cop a bit tonight. Seems a pretty focused dude though so hopefully he handles it ok and his teammates have his back.

 

[True Believer]

I'm deciding, one bottle of scotch before the game or two.

Definitely two.

Can't believe you were even considering only one!

 

[Cairnsman]

Will we kick more than 7 goals.

 

[Chucks]

Hey there, just out of curiosity - do you guys see Sinclair getting a tag tonight?

 

[stfan]

Reckon he might cop a bit tonight.

He is built like a brick shithouse, so let them try.

It will be like bullets bouncing off Superman's chest.

 

[PoppedCorn]

tag?
how the hell would we know?


but yeah
possible
no milera in this week

 

[stfan]

Hey there, just out of curiosity - do you guys see Sinclair getting a tag tonight?

Well anything is possible tonight. Our selected backline is a Mystery Mix.

Lyon evidently has turned a new leaf after being told he is too dour and boring and so has selected absolutely no small lockdown defenders.

Instead we are going all out offensive in our backline with Superboot Arie being added to Bonner and Sinclair. So if the Lions tag Sincs we will just look to pass it to Arie or Bonner.

 

[Sully111]

Will we kick more than 7 goals.

Sharman will kick 7 on his own

 

[Ads734]

For most of the season Steele has had the sporting equivalent of that haunted look of a man who goes into battle seeking his own death; tonight he may well find what he seeks.

Can't wait to see Sharman kick 6, also play high on the wing, and also help out in defence with crucial marks.

Coops to shut Cairnsman up once and for all

 

[Fehring]

Sharmanator playing in Cairnsman's home state. Mouth watering clash.

 

[Fehring]

Seeing as he looked a little tired and struggled in the first half last week, I wonder if they might make Wilson the sub. Feel like it could be any of he, Jones or Ross.

 

[PoppedCorn]

jones surely
too risky to give him a whole game

or maybe he starts and they sub him out.....when he is injured

poor bastard
had a shit run
no wonder he seems so angry all the time lol

 

[kyrgios]

I'm deciding, one bottle of scotch before the game or two.

I'm already drunk and prob pass out before the game.

 

[SG34]

St Kilda are paying 4.85 at the TAB! Get on while the goings good people. How can you go wrong at these odds?? And think, Max King

12

Max King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

4.7

2star

HB

2.6

2star

M

2.7

3star

T

0.7

1star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.4

5star

will be a scragged heavily without fear of umpty dumpty given they were ‘wrong’ last week. Step up Mr Sharmanator!

 

[gringo2011]

Hey there, just out of curiosity - do you guys see Sinclair getting a tag tonight?

I doubt it.

 

[Darrian Barnett]

Seriously wtf are we going to do about Cameron? Seb Ross? Windy after he kicks 3 in the first quarter?

 

[bergholt]

I heard there might be a late out - anyone else get that mail?

 

[TheJackal]

I heard there might be a late out - anyone else get that mail?

What have you heard? Itk status on the line