Training 2024 Pre-Season

[gringo2011]

121 Funniest Aussie Nicknames

1. Champ
2. Big Guy
3. Big Dog
4. Big Fella
5. Little Fella
6. Buddy
7. Husky
8. Hero
9. Maverick
10. Muscles
11. Rooter
12. Dusty
13. Shania
14. Sister
15. Cinnamon
16. Cordless
17. Scooter
18. Pretty Boy
19. Turbo
20. China
21. Chief
22. Captain
23. El Capitan
24. Cheese
25. Ace
26. Vegan
27. Skippy
28. Snake
29. Sport
30. Spider
31. Squirt
32. Slugger
33. Surgeon
34. Shooter
35. Sniper
36. Sensor Light
37. Kinder Surprise
38. Foreskin
39. Amigo
40. Tough Guy
41. Dick Toucher
42. Dad Kisser
43. Big Nuts
44. Big Hoss
45. G-Spot
46. Grenade
47. Fredo
48. McGregor
49. Tiger
50. Tugger
51. Tugboat
52. The Juice
53. Cob
54. Cobba
55. Wombat
56. Tool
57. Junior
58. Buckaroo
59. Morphine
60. Mustard
61. Ankles
62. Buttercup
63. Flog
64. Sheriff
65. Slick
66. Jed
67. Ranger
68. Pal
69. Pup
70. Pillock
71. Pothole
72. Perth
73. Nonce
74. Herpes
75. Cold Sore
76. Chode
77. Cupcake
78. Cosby
79. Twister
80. Two-stroke
81. Peanut
82. Hotshot
83. Harvey Norman
84. Mastercard
85. Speedy
86. Deck Chair
87. Professor
88. Bruiser
89. Blister
90. Mother
91. Princess
92. Joycey
93. Church
94. Superstar
95. Squire
96. Sunshine
97. Slinky
98. Decaf
99. Handsome
100. Sparky
101. Old Mate
102. Boss
103. Big Show
104. Kingpin
105. Copernicus
106. Operator
107. Radar
108. Robin
109. Stubby
110. Six-Pack
111. Showbag
112. Slippery Pete
113. Johnny Bravo
114. John Nash
115. Wally
116. Clint
117. Judas
118. Derrick
119. Hog Daddy
120. Telstra
121. Diesel

I still love Showbag. I asked these country guys why they gave their mate the name Showbag....cheap and full of shit. So good. I tried to give it to one of our mates and he lost it. He was a real go home as soon as it was his round type operator.

 

[saintmike65]

That is it in a nutshell - spot on!

This regime (which includes some astute drafting/trading) means we are no longer a laughing stock - just need to be a little patient - we are building something to challenge!

Things can shift very quickly if you have all the right pieces in place and everyone is on the same page!

 

[stavro#4]

It’s not a rumour it’s fact…have spoken to a couple of guys that were at that training session.

Careful mate.

A few who lurk will be waiting to lynch you for this

 

[Jesuswasacarpenter]

I still love Showbag. I asked these country guys why they gave their mate the name Showbag....cheap and full of s**t. So good. I tried to give it to one of our mates and he lost it. He was a real go home as soon as it was his round type operator.

That one is a classic, I have used it many a time

 

[seasonedsainter]

Wow, the answer from RTB to the Pou question was just superb.

"St. Kilda... we're one of the last bastions of real excitement of... there's Cups & there's Cups and we're a special Cup. And he wants to be a great player here & achieve a special Cup. And they're his words."

Oh boi !!

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I still love Showbag. I asked these country guys why they gave their mate the name Showbag....cheap and full of s**t. So good. I tried to give it to one of our mates and he lost it. He was a real go home as soon as it was his round type operator.

Used to work with a guy who copped SFB. After a while he answered to it and more and more people started calling him SFB.
I don't think he ever worked out it was : Shit for Brains.

Similarly you sometimes get Youbie. ( UB Useless Bastard).

D9 means you are a massive crawler. ( named after a huge Caterpillar earth mover ).

Then there was Gunner , for the useless bastard who's always gunner do something.

Ever since some crap comedy in the 80s, people with the surname "Hunt" have been nicknamed "Mike".

 

[Joffaboy]

121 Funniest Aussie Nicknames

1. Champ
2. Big Guy
3. Big Dog
4. Big Fella
5. Little Fella
6. Buddy
7. Husky
8. Hero
9. Maverick
10. Muscles
11. Rooter
12. Dusty
13. Shania
14. Sister
15. Cinnamon
16. Cordless
17. Scooter
18. Pretty Boy
19. Turbo
20. China
21. Chief
22. Captain
23. El Capitan
24. Cheese
25. Ace
26. Vegan
27. Skippy
28. Snake
29. Sport
30. Spider
31. Squirt
32. Slugger
33. Surgeon
34. Shooter
35. Sniper
36. Sensor Light
37. Kinder Surprise
38. Foreskin
39. Amigo
40. Tough Guy
41. Dick Toucher
42. Dad Kisser
43. Big Nuts
44. Big Hoss
45. G-Spot
46. Grenade
47. Fredo
48. McGregor
49. Tiger
50. Tugger
51. Tugboat
52. The Juice
53. Cob
54. Cobba
55. Wombat
56. Tool
57. Junior
58. Buckaroo
59. Morphine
60. Mustard
61. Ankles
62. Buttercup
63. Flog
64. Sheriff
65. Slick
66. Jed
67. Ranger
68. Pal
69. Pup
70. Pillock
71. Pothole
72. Perth
73. Nonce
74. Herpes
75. Cold Sore
76. Chode
77. Cupcake
78. Cosby
79. Twister
80. Two-stroke
81. Peanut
82. Hotshot
83. Harvey Norman
84. Mastercard
85. Speedy
86. Deck Chair
87. Professor
88. Bruiser
89. Blister
90. Mother
91. Princess
92. Joycey
93. Church
94. Superstar
95. Squire
96. Sunshine
97. Slinky
98. Decaf
99. Handsome
100. Sparky
101. Old Mate
102. Boss
103. Big Show
104. Kingpin
105. Copernicus
106. Operator
107. Radar
108. Robin
109. Stubby
110. Six-Pack
111. Showbag
112. Slippery Pete
113. Johnny Bravo
114. John Nash
115. Wally
116. Clint
117. Judas
118. Derrick
119. Hog Daddy
120. Telstra
121. Diesel

Who put this list together?

Where is Nackers (or Knackers whatever is your preference)?

And a Nonce in pommy is a pedophile. Your mates call you that, kick them in the nickname above.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

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[The Punter]

There's some fantastic ones on here.

 

[Joffaboy]

Here's one from William McGuinness, the actor.

His father ran a fencing company, and an Egyptian bloke would honk the horn at the front to let them know to put their dogs inside.
Every time he did it his old man would say, 'Oh jesus, the Pharaoh is here'

McGuinness didn't understand the nick name and thought it was because he was Egyptian.

His old man said, no you fool he is the 'tootin' car man'.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Who put this list together?

Where is Nackers (or Knackers whatever is your preference)?

And a Nonce in pommy is a pedophile. Your mates call you that, kick them in the nickname above.

Only if you’re guilty

 

[PoppedCorn]

Clock, for people with arms of unequal length.

Got a guy we call daisy
Some days he’s here some days he isnt

Unreliable as hell lol

 

[pebblesofsand]

i think Ross just confirmed the rumour around his unhappiness with Dougal Howard last pre-season. watch today's presser:

• "King dislocated his shoulder in our first pre-season session"
• "If there's a spectrum of having contact at training and there's a club that likes it day 1, i'm the opposite end of the spectrum over here. Haydn Crozier took a speccy over Zac Dawson one year and i told him to get off and go run 400m"

How strange - a forward gets injured in a contest with a defender. Big leap to make more of it than that.

If Ross was really p***ed off with Howard, Howard wouldn't have selected for every game for the year except for the last one, which Ross later admitted was a mistake.

 

[stavro#4]

How strange - a forward gets injured in a contest with a defender. Big leap to make more of it than that.

If Ross was really p***ed off with Howard, Howard wouldn't have selected for every game for the year except for the last one, which Ross later admitted was a mistake.

No. That’s not the case he isn’t a ****ing child

But he did deliver a spray to the playing group and coaches post that session inside the rooms.


He was fuming and it was a completely avoidable injury.

Editing this to add he practically spells out his opinion on pre Xmas contact in his presser yesterday.

 

[stavro#4]

 

[Yabadoo22]

Talk of crouch being pushed out is ludacris. He was fantastic all year imo.
he’s never gonna be bontempelli, but he has been so consistent since he has arrived, hardly playing a bad game.

 

[stavro#4]

Talk of crouch being pushed out is ludacris. He was fantastic all year imo.
he’s never gonna be bontempelli, but he has been so consistent since he has arrived, hardly playing a bad game.

There is pushed out and there is hope that a great year for us means he is being over taken.

People are referring to the latter and not the former I.e getting pushed out.

If we have a few kids come on and crouch and Hill are on the fringes of the selected side. That’s great news for us.

 

[Veer Right]

How strange - a forward gets injured in a contest with a defender. Big leap to make more of it than that.

If Ross was really p***ed off with Howard, Howard wouldn't have selected for every game for the year except for the last one, which Ross later admitted was a mistake.

Mistake? please. Whatever was said i am sure you taking out of context.

Only mistake was drafting a doofus on good coin who couldn't make the senior team we drafted him from.

Oh and we gave up a high pick too.

No surprises everyone who had anything to do with that is gone.

Howard himself would of been gone too from what was said on here but he refused to be traded and he's contracted.

One... more.... year.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

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Pull your head in Singlet.

 

[Saint Watto]

Doc.......I cannot like your Blues Brothers gifs enough.

I p**s myself everytime I watch them.

 

[Veer Right]

Speaks really well and love how keen he is to establish himself in the team.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Doc.......I cannot like your Blues Brothers gifs enough.

I p**s myself everytime I watch them.

D9.

 

[Sunshine Sainter]

Looks you were standing with the group that had the Brains trust caps on, from pic location.
Did you see Lenny and I reckon Bonar handballing to each other flat stick from about 5 meters apart...Lenny still has the touch

That’s exactly where we’re standing Yes saw that Thought all assistant coaches looked sharp on the track How could a player not be impressed with the quality of our coaching group

121 Funniest Aussie Nicknames

1. Champ
2. Big Guy
3. Big Dog
4. Big Fella
5. Little Fella
6. Buddy
7. Husky
8. Hero
9. Maverick
10. Muscles
11. Rooter
12. Dusty
13. Shania
14. Sister
15. Cinnamon
16. Cordless
17. Scooter
18. Pretty Boy
19. Turbo
20. China
21. Chief
22. Captain
23. El Capitan
24. Cheese
25. Ace
26. Vegan
27. Skippy
28. Snake
29. Sport
30. Spider
31. Squirt
32. Slugger
33. Surgeon
34. Shooter
35. Sniper
36. Sensor Light
37. Kinder Surprise
38. Foreskin
39. Amigo
40. Tough Guy
41. Dick Toucher
42. Dad Kisser
43. Big Nuts
44. Big Hoss
45. G-Spot
46. Grenade
47. Fredo
48. McGregor
49. Tiger
50. Tugger
51. Tugboat
52. The Juice
53. Cob
54. Cobba
55. Wombat
56. Tool
57. Junior
58. Buckaroo
59. Morphine
60. Mustard
61. Ankles
62. Buttercup
63. Flog
64. Sheriff
65. Slick
66. Jed
67. Ranger
68. Pal
69. Pup
70. Pillock
71. Pothole
72. Perth
73. Nonce
74. Herpes
75. Cold Sore
76. Chode
77. Cupcake
78. Cosby
79. Twister
80. Two-stroke
81. Peanut
82. Hotshot
83. Harvey Norman
84. Mastercard
85. Speedy
86. Deck Chair
87. Professor
88. Bruiser
89. Blister
90. Mother
91. Princess
92. Joycey
93. Church
94. Superstar
95. Squire
96. Sunshine
97. Slinky
98. Decaf
99. Handsome
100. Sparky
101. Old Mate
102. Boss
103. Big Show
104. Kingpin
105. Copernicus
106. Operator
107. Radar
108. Robin
109. Stubby
110. Six-Pack
111. Showbag
112. Slippery Pete
113. Johnny Bravo
114. John Nash
115. Wally
116. Clint
117. Judas
118. Derrick
119. Hog Daddy
120. Telstra
121. Diesel

Many years ago at Uni guy I knew with the surname Leahy (pronounced as Lay) had two brothers Their nicknames were Easy, Lucky & Loose

My dad was a country publican in Victorian high country He gave nicknames to everyone Three of my favourites of his given to locals were:
“Wireless” - as he didn’t work in the hills
“Hydraulic” - as he was light fingered and would LIFT anything
“Dog” - After loosing his licence for DUI He would chase after a ride in any car

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Very confusing times for me. Like you I've spent a decade complaining about how poor the direction or the club, the poor appointments, the lack of vision, standards, quality etc. It's really hard to find anything negative to say since Lyon came back. It's like a new club.

It might not get us to the top of the mountain but it's much more likely than where we were heading not that long ago. Brave decision from Bassat and at a high cost to his credibility if it hadn't gone well.

It’s actually incredible from where we were just three years ago - purely on a list basis. We were heading towards a competitive team with no decent picks (still true), a bunch of aging and expensive guys that we brought in, no kids to speak of and a full rebuild.

Now, like Ross said, Sandy will be exciting let alone the stack of kids we have playing ones.

 

[Tommy Wigs]

Talk of crouch being pushed out is ludacris. He was fantastic all year imo.
he’s never gonna be bontempelli, but he has been so consistent since he has arrived, hardly playing a bad game.

Dard Ball Get George