List Mgmt. 2024 Trade & List Management Thread - Part 3

[giantroo]

Spoiler: 2024 Draft Picks

 

[The Nostradamus]

Someone needs to tell Brady that f1 is off limits unless it’s for a top 6 pick

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

It read like Tigers draft fanfic. I'm surprised it didn't end with pick 2 and F1 having sex with each other while pick 6 watches mournfully through the window.

 

[ToxicMegaPunts]

Let me know if you need more hints

Eddie Izzard? Are we considering paying out Ford?

 

[The Nostradamus]

Eddie Izzard? Are we considering paying out Ford?

Eddie izzard

Had to google that

What are you 60?

 

[Passmore]

It might sound excessive, but I think if we did that deal and finished bottom 4 next year that would be the absolute nail in the coffin on Brady's time at the club.

Pick 2 + (likely at best) pick 5 for 6 + 11 is an absolutely garbage trade, no matter how much spin is put on the difference between the drafts.

I'm still holding out hope that it's rubbish though.

99 out of every 100 articles like this are pure made up fantasy.

Besides, nothing we’ve done in the trading space since the ‘22 trade period suggests that we’ll piss away an early draft pick for shits and giggles.

 

[Boro]

Can you say with any level of confidence that we won’t end up going ahead with something like that though?

That’s the concern for me. Whilst I think it’s an incredibly lopsided deal, I’m not certain the club won’t do it.

I don’t know. I’m thinking of locking myself away for a few weeks so I don’t have to think about it. I wouldn’t even do 2 for 6 and 10 and I know I’m in the minority there, so I’ll be disappointed with most outcomes if we trade by the looks. Brady hasn’t made too many glaring mistakes on draft night has he…so I’m hopeful we don’t do anything like the proposed trade. It’s quite possibly the most lopsided deal I’ve ever seen

 

[Masked Avenger]

Someone needs to tell Brady that f1 is off limits unless it’s for a top 6 pick

No worries I'm on it.

There's a sniper currently on the roof of Nick Theodossi's waiting for a signal.

Duck Yeah and a couple of his dodgy mates are in an unmarked car in Fogarty Street and three of those cauliflower ear Rugby brutes are hiding behind bushes at the Pool next door.

So if Schnoz makes a false move with our F1 - it's a deadset turkey shoot.

 

[year of the roo]

Eddie izzard

Had to google that

What are you 60?

Had to google it.

What are you Nostradamus?

 

[Psicosis]

Someone needs to tell Brady that f1 is off limits unless it’s for a top 6 pick

Weren’t we offering F1 for 13?

 

[The Nostradamus]

Weren’t we offering F1 for 13?

i think we were offering F1 for houston is how we saw it

but now we need to value the f1 as a potential draftee now

a top 6 pick next year

 

[Lomas]

Can anyone explain to me a good reason, and not ‘AFL clicks’, why the pick trading period goes for so long? Genuinely curious.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Little bit of digging and to the absolute shock of no one I’m sure, the author Chris Cavanagh is actually a tigers supporter. Incredible really lol.

Edit: both journos attached to this are Tigers supporters. It actually is a fanfic.

They've all got the horn over the idea that the Tigers will have a billion first rounders and will write anything to add to the haul. You only have to read what gets vomited out of Barrett's keyboard whenever someone rattles his cage - he's leading the charge on Richmond's first rounder bounty being so similar to what GWS or GC has, when it's not even close. Ralph is also terrible for this.

Richmond more picks = Richmond are better = Richmond win more games = HS/AFL journos get to write more stories about Richmond = more HS subscriptions/AFL website clicks

If we had Richmond's draft haul they wouldn't write shit about it

 

[shinboner magic]

Wouldnt be surprised if the club is in negotiations with Stephenson or CCJ to shake hands and move on.

Port just did it with Clurey.

Think this was instigated by clurey is going to the weagles for more opportunity.
Really don’t know why they just didn’t trade pick 100 for him then

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If we had Richmond's draft haul they wouldn't write shit about it

They'd write how we shouldn't have it.

 

[Passmore]

They've all got the horn over the idea that the Tigers will have a billion first rounders and will write anything to add to the haul. You only have to read what gets vomited out of Barrett's keyboard whenever someone rattles his cage - he's leading the charge on Richmond's first rounder bounty being so similar to what GWS or GC has, when it's not even close. Ralph is also terrible for this.

Richmond more picks = Richmond are better = Richmond win more games = HS/AFL journos get to write more stories about Richmond = more HS subscriptions/AFL website clicks

If we had Richmond's draft haul they wouldn't write shit about it

We basically have had Richmond’s draft haul, only spread out over 2 years.

In ‘22 and ‘23, we took 8 players, all inside the top 26. And we’re adding at least 1 more this year. In that time Richmond had 4 picks all the 40’s and 50’s.