Autopsy AFL 2024 First Elimination Final - Lions v Blues Sat Sept 7th 7:30pm EST (Gabba) - Teams in OP

[Lunchtime]

Quarter Time - Brisbane 5.5 (35), Carlton....no score.

VFL/AFL sides to be scoreless at Quarter Time in a final:

Team mentioned first was scoreless *

1897 SF - Collingwood v Geelong
1904 SF - Carlton v Essendon
1931 PF - Geelong v Carlton
1959 SF - Carlton v Melbourne
1960 GF - Collingwood v Melbourne
1974 SF - North Melbourne v Richmond
2024 EF - CARLTON v Brisbane Lions

 

[Farrand]

I agree, it is your fault.

Story of my life.

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Garry Lyon keeps saying "if you don't mind" and I have no idea what it means. What's he trying to say?

 

[janty]

Somehow Dekoning has already been Carlton's best and he's been on for about 5 minutes

Why did Voss pick him as sub?

 

[catters05]

Subbed out Kennedy for a ruck.
Other ruck gets injured. Couldn’t make this up

Why was Kennedy subbed?

 

[Farrand]

You should feel bad about this.

Honestly, I'm embarrassed. Same thing happens when I watch Freo play. We're in the game, then we're not.

 

[mumblingpie]

Quarter Time - Brisbane 5.5 (35), Carlton....no score.

VFL/AFL sides to be scoreless at Quarter Time in a final:

Team mentioned first was scoreless *

1897 RR - Collingwood v Geelong
1904 SF - Caelton v Essendon
1931 PF - Geelong v Carlton
1959 SF - Carlton v Melbourne
1960 GF - Collingwood v Melbourne
1974 SF - North Melbourne v Richmond
2024 EF - CARLTON v Brisbane Lions

Oh thanks mate, this interesting stat will definitely help me sleep tonight…

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Freo are to blame for this!

 

[Wojcinski]

Why was Kennedy subbed?

He's shit

 

[wcv1475]

It almost looked like G Lyon was trying to not laugh

 

[mumblingpie]

Did orazio expect a standing ovation after his goal?

 

[raffrox]

Kemp as a forward instead of TDK is very funny. Has a coach ever admitted they had make a mistake as quickly like Vossy has tonight with the early sub?

 

[Farrand]

Freo are to blame for this!

Oh boy...Is it getting hot in here...?

 

[Reg Grundy35]

this is what happens when you fall backwards into the finals. Any team that plays Fantasia in a final deserves this.

 

[janty]

It almost looked like G Lyon was trying to not laugh

Has Lyon done anything worthwhile in his career besides crying on a stretcher and being best mates with Jim Stynes?

 

[Bluechip66]

Quarter Time - Brisbane 5.5 (35), Carlton....no score.

VFL/AFL sides to be scoreless at Quarter Time in a final:

Team mentioned first was scoreless *

1897 SF - Collingwood v Geelong
1904 SF - Carlton v Essendon
1931 PF - Geelong v Carlton
1959 SF - Carlton v Melbourne
1960 GF - Collingwood v Melbourne
1974 SF - North Melbourne v Richmond
2024 EF - CARLTON v Brisbane Lions

So we’re better than Wobblies again! Get that up ya!

 

[coastalpipeline]

Well lots of fans from nrl celebrating brissie tonight cos only the & in finals for them.

 

[Boxhead_31]

Garry Lyon keeps saying "if you don't mind" and I have no idea what it means. What's he trying to say?

Talking to Billy Brownless?

 

[bzparkes]

Talking to Billy Brownless?

Nah, that's more like this:

 

[melvilledocker]

This game illustrates why Cerra and Acres weren’t big losses. They look good when the side is humming, but they won’t win their battles in a struggling team.

 

[windyhill]

Garry Lyon keeps saying "if you don't mind" and I have no idea what it means. What's he trying to say?

If you don’t mind I might try your wife.

 

[Randomizor]

How badly can you bottle every advantage you got this year?

• Umpiring very in favour of you (+60 odd differential)
• huge run of games at home to close the season
• double ups against the easy beats

 

[btdg]

Why was Kennedy subbed?

Because Voss is having an absolute lend tonight.

Poor Kennedy. You could equally say any of:

• Why is Kennedy starting at full forward?
• Why is Kennedy the backup ruck?
• Why is Kennedy not getting any midfield minutes, at all, not even pinch hitting?

Might as well complete the humiliation by subbing him out. I can't wait for Cerra's hamstring to blow out 2 minutes into the second half, leaving us a midfielder down just to put a rubber stamp on it

 

[Doc1763]

Freo are to blame for this!

I'm so glad they lost now!!

 

[Snarls Barkley]

Rough news for Jack Payne. Just had no luck this season, good player too