Autopsy AFL 2024 Preliminary Final - Cats v Lions Sat Sept 21st 5:15pm EST (MCG)

[Chief]

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

like any big game I remember against the Cats

They get up by 20-30 points then somehow find a way to wet the bed

Weird that you would forget all the ones they didn't.

 

[Aaron Reed]

Weird that you would forget all the ones they didn't.

Here’s a reminder of a beauty.

 

[Bunnings]

A good night for footy

25 points up in the 3rd?

You did well to watch footy after finishing last, you are a true Australian hero

 

[Delisted]

I rest my case, tigers and hawks fans chugging on goo as usual

Nah I thought it was a great game. Both sides did well. I haven't gave shit to either side. Just you.

 

[Bunnings]

Nah I thought it was a great game. Both sides did well. I haven't gave shit to either side. Just you.

Why am I the lucky one?
I was happy for the Lions to make a grand final, clearly the better team on the night,I just hate all the bogans sticking round for the after party

 

[My Cotchin Rules]

Finally another interstate Granny first one since 2006.

Only "interstate" for Victorians. What is more unreal is two teams in the Northern Rugby States are in the GF

 

[Delisted]

Why am I the lucky one?
I was happy for the Lions to make a grand final, clearly the better team on the night,I just hate all the bogans sticking round for the after party

The irony.

 

[Cleansweep17]

How is that a choke? Just cos we won week 1 of finals and made finals? I think getting the wooden spoon is a choke, but hey maybe your right? Wooden spoons are better

You choked because:

It was 3rd v 5th

It was against the Lions who can’t win at the MCG

You were 29 points up at half time or whatever.

They played an extra final that was tough mind you.

You’d be saying the exact same thing if it was the other way around and you know it.

 

[Bunnings]

The irony.

How many lions fans have I clashed with?

 

[Delisted]

How many lions fans have I clashed with?

Dunno. Don't care. Have fun sticking around ya bogan. Baiiiiiii

 

[Bunnings]

You choked because:

It was 3rd v 5th

It was against the Lions who can’t win at the MCG

You were 29 points up at half time or whatever.

They played an extra final that was tough mind you.

You’d be saying the exact same thing if it was the other way around and you know it.

29? Or 19 points in reality, but do go on

 

[Cleansweep17]

29? Or 19 points in reality, but do go on

Look at the score worm at a little over half time ya goose

 

[Bunnings]

Look at the score worm ya goose

Look at the score worm at a little over half time ya goose

3 goals 1 = 29???

 

[Lunchtime]

How is that a choke? Just cos we won week 1 of finals and made finals? I think getting the wooden spoon is a choke, but hey maybe your right? Wooden spoons are better

Geelong lost to a team with a horrific record at the MCG. Embarrassing. Plus, from 2011 onwards - 9 Preliminary Finals for 3 wins and 6 losses. Frustrating..

 

[Bunnings]

Geelong lost to a team with a horrific record at the MCG. Embarrassing. Plus, from 2011 onwards - 9 Preliminary Finals for 3 wins and 6 losses. Frustrating..

Yup, I’d rather finish last

 

[PhatBoy]

Look at the score worm at a little over half time ya goose

You do get a lot out of living vicariously through people and organisations that aren’t you, don’t you?

 

[010203]

One of the umpires called Will Ashcroft 'Marcus'.

https://www.theroar.com.au/afl/video/listen-umpire-repeatedly-calls-will-ashcroft-his-dads-name-wonders-why-he-isnt-listening-1382852/

 

[Cleansweep17]

Look at the score worm ya goose

3 goals 1 = 29???

Idk man I can’t remember exactly what the exact score was at what time I was to busy pissing myself from laughter at your choke.

Score worm says 25ish points at just over half time.

Does that make you feel better now?

 

[PhatBoy]

Geelong lost to a team with a horrific record at the MCG. Embarrassing. Plus, from 2011 onwards - 9 Preliminary Finals for 3 wins and 6 losses. Frustrating..

You are still to answer the question.

Tell us how many goals that teams’ records kick in any given game

 

[Bunnings]

… pissing myself from laughter at your choke.

Is that a michael Hutchens?

 

[Hirsty23]

I have to say Brisbane were genuinely brilliant. Thought they'd fall apart after Oz went down but they kept on truckin'. Lohmann is a superstar. Andrews brilliant as always. Thought we'd get over them but we just couldn't stay composed

Hope brissy go all the way this year

Your group played your part in a brilliant game of football tonight. All the Geelong supporters around me were first class at the G tonight, as they were 2 years ago in victory. Have no doubt over the next few seasons the Cats will be having a major influence late in September, as your club always does.

 

[Lunchtime]

Here’s a reminder of a beauty.

Ah yes I remember that Finals match, Geelong were too good in that game. Here's a stat which is another "beauty":

Richmond vs Geelong - Finals

Richmond - 10 wins
Geelong - 2 wins

 

[Cleansweep17]

Is that a michael Hutchens?

Idk what you mean by that

 

[PhatBoy]

Ah yes I remember that Finals match, Geelong were too good in that game. Here's a stat which is another "beauty":

Richmond vs Geelong - Finals

Richmond - 10 wins
Geelong - 2 wins

You seem somewhat desperate to stay relevant four weeks after your season ended for some reason

 

[Lunchtime]

You seem somewhat desperate to stay relevant four weeks after your season ended for some reason

Gee you are quite on the edge tonight aren't you - can't blame you...Prelim Final losses does do that.