Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 2 - Tigers v Port Sun March 24th 4pm AEDT (MCG)

[DustinsGuns]

Butters is an unbelievable player. Not much missing from his game other than the flop but it looks like he's mastered that over the preseason

 

[SplintWhisky]

Explain why we got shafted both home and away the past few seasons then.

Hard to get a free kick when your side ends up down on possession of the football most weeks and is chasing the opposition.

 

[Toump Ass]

Port Adelaide love shitting the bed when they're celebrating a career.
Poor Kenny, he really deserved better than this.

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Everyone enjoying the genius tactics of Ken on display?

On the bench, no headset and not talking to players. He just stands there doing nothing. That’s our head coach, a standing figure head.

And people wonder why Port fans are frustrated.

 

[bzparkes]

Hard to get a free kick when your side ends up down on possession of the football most weeks and is chasing the opposition.

Bingo.

And when we had a high possession, uncontested style, we got a lot of free kicks for, but less against, because players would corral instead of tackle.

Now we're going for a far more contested style that were giving away far more free kicks due to inexperienced players and lack of skill.

 

[longdonkey]

Port Adelaide love shitting the bed when they're celebrating a career.
Poor Kenny, he really deserved better than this.

Shitting the bed is the #1 characteristic of all Hinkley teams. Why change after 250 games of sheer mediocrity.

 

[SplintWhisky]

Everyone enjoying the genius tactics of Ken on display?

On the bench, no headset and not talking to players. He just stands there doing nothing. That’s our head coach, a standing figure head.

And people wonder why Port fans are frustrated.

Is Josh Carr supposed to be calling shots or something gameday? Seems real odd not have a headset on at all

 

[SplintWhisky]

Port Adelaide love shitting the bed when they're celebrating a career.
Poor Kenny, he really deserved better than this.

Richmond ruined Kane's final game and I think he has held a grudge.

 

[Toump Ass]

Not talking to players.

I got shouted down for mentioning this. I've literally never seen a coach do less than Ken. He smashes cans of sugar-free cola but I never see him actively on the phone talking to people. Like surely you need to adjust game plan, or change tactics sometimes? It's so weird. Maybe someone else does that i don't know.

 

[longdonkey]

Is Josh Carr supposed to be calling shots or something gameday? Seems real odd not have a headset on at all

If Carr is coaching the team why reappoint Hinkley for 2 years.

 

[The 747]

Yeah that was an Oscar-winning performance. He missed his head by inches.

Butters is turning heel IMO, good move.

 

[LittleLika]

A Ken Hinkley Special, bomb it to Dixon every time for an easy interception from the opposition.

You'd think kochie and the board of directors would've realised this at the end of 2017.

 

[SplintWhisky]

If Carr is coaching the team why reappoint Hinkley for 2 years.

Got pictures of Kochy?

 

[Grockadoc]

You mean after Duursma went after Lynch and thought he was all that then did this about 20 minutes later?

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Yep. Arrogant, yappy little prick got ahead of himself and reaped what he sowed.

 

[Red Bull]

Everyone enjoying the genius tactics of Ken on display?

On the bench, no headset and not talking to players. He just stands there doing nothing. That’s our head coach, a standing figure head.

And people wonder why Port fans are frustrated.

Kenny playing “rope a dope” with the newbie tigers coach.
A man at the top of his game

 

[The 747]

Explain why we got shafted both home and away the past few seasons then.

You would actually know this if you looked at the website that WCE fans pretend doesn't exist.

2023 You were in the negative which must have caused some concern. Five other clubs did worse.
2022 Even
2021 Positive
2020 Positive
2019 Positive

Anyway, OT.

 

[El Doederino]

Butters deserves the Ginnivan treatment for the rest of the season

 

[Red Bull]

Kenny nailing a Pepsi to start the quarter …

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

I got shouted down for mentioning this. I've literally never seen a coach do less than Ken. He smashes cans of sugar-free cola but I never see him actively on the phone talking to people. Like surely you need to adjust game plan, or change tactics sometimes? It's so weird. Maybe someone else does that i don't know.

Got our answer in the half time interview, won’t change anything and goes and sits in the bench without a headset.

It’s up to the players to win without any structure or coaching, that’s how it’s been for years at Port.

 

[The Casey Cat]

Kenny nailing a Pepsi to start the quarter …

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What he does best. The players are adults. They can coach themselves. Apparently.

 

[420]

I've seen enough, time for an ex-Ken-tion

 

[Daka]

Kenny nailing a Pepsi to start the quarter …

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Ken going to get diabetes one day he always drink soda...

 

[Footy_Fan2007]

It looked better when we had the skills and the runners that made it look a lot better with the quick running. Still, I much prefer the run and gun to the Web or the Clarko Cluster of just kick-mark-kick-mark

Yeah that’s a fair point mate. The Clarko cluster was also horrid.

 

[Plugger35]

Port playing the better football now.

Ken must have worked his magic at half time.

 

[Foucault1989]

Kenny's Army turning it on.

They have the POWER to WIN.

Such an inspiring coach.

Still wish he was my dad