Preview ASADA - The Movie

[Big Blow Hard]

Just to lighten the mood.

Was wondering who would be cast to play all the members of this predicament when Hollywood comes knocking.

I'll kick it off with Hugh Jackman to play Hirdy naturally.

Had James Gandolfini pencilled in to play Andrew Demetriou, but will have to re-cast that.


I hope this thread doesnt crash and burn too quickly, lol

 

[Kong]

Jabba the Hut for Caroline Wilson.

 

[Kong]

I was going to say that Aiden Gillen is perfect for Damian Barrett, but then again, he generally plays guys with a lot of cunning, in that they actually know what they're doing.

 

[marcuz]

Jabba the Hut for Caroline Wilson.

Don't be silly, Steven Seagal was born for the role.

 

[Big Blow Hard]

I was thinking Colm Meaney to play Steve Dank.

 

[Pweter]

Bert from Sesame St can take Jon Ralph.... perfect eyebrow comparison there. I also assume their laugh would be very similar.

 

[Rack Watts]

Dolph Lundgren as James Hird.
Gary Busey as Mark Thompson.
Meatloaf as Damien Barret.
Cathy Bates as Caroline Wilson.

When Lundgren ends Bates' career and they slap on a restraining order, he says the line "Do you want ASADA salad or chips with order?".

 

[VelvetSledge]

Steve Buscemi as Caro.

 

[Autobahn]

Kyle Reimers - virtually anyone who's been on the dole for more than 10 years.

 

[Daytripper]

Tina Fey as Kate Lundy.

 

[Daytripper]

Nick Nolte as Sam Newman

 

[Kaiser Powser]

ASADA to be played by the Monty Python crew.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

Barrett to be played by Littlefinger

 

[Kong]

Barrett to be played by Littlefinger

I was going to say that Aiden Gillen is perfect for Damian Barrett, but then again, he generally plays guys with a lot of cunning, in that they actually know what they're doing.

.

 

[Kong]

Samuel L Jackson to play Hird if we're cleared, to fully capture the anger and attitude.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

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Ha, yeah I thought that might have been who you meant but was too lazy too lazy to imdb it.

 

[Daytripper]

Oliver Reed as Mark Robinson

 

[Kaiser Powser]

Richard Ings scenes to feature a large bottom with a moving arseh*le talking into a phone, reclining in a leather chair swirling a brandy in it's other hand.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Richard Ings scenes to feature a large bottom with a moving arseh*le talking into a phone, reclining in a leather chair swirling a brandy in it's other hand.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

But that guy/thing will likely be cast as Charters.

 

[Bark Maguley]

Samuel L Jackson to play Hird if we're cleared, to fully capture the anger and attitude.

I've had enough of these motherfarking fakes on this motherfarking sack me campaign

 

[Daytripper]

Gareth from The Office as Richard Ings

 

[Jade]

Caro.

 

[grugsticles]

Jabba the Hut for Caroline Wilson.

Did you say JaJa Binx?

 

[Jade]

Patrick Smith