Ashes 2015 - 5th Test - The Oval, Day 4

[corbies]

Short balls at moeen please.

 

[Torz]

Short balls at moeen please.

How was that one for you?

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Geez that wasn't too far off a phil

 

[TheLoris]

Onya bike Jos.

But what sort of cruel parents call their kid Jos??....Jos!!.......U flipping campaigners. No wonder the guy is such an uber spud with that snorkel name.

 

[lewigie]

This series has been terrible in terms of closeness of matches. Will go down as one of the worst Ashes series of all time?

Two pretty shit mentally fragile teams.

 

[Spitta09]

This series has been terrible in terms of closeness of matches. Will go down as one of the worst Ashes series of all time?

Yes both are very weak sides, downhill skiers

 

[Damon_3388]

Hopefully we give Agar a run as well

Bowling attack of Agar, Starc, Hazlewood, and Lyon?

This series has been terrible in terms of closeness of matches. Will go down as one of the worst Ashes series of all time?

Remember, there were three "innings and..." results in England's favour the 2010/11 Ashes, and Australia bowled England out for under 200 twice in the Third Test, too.

 

[Doodlesweaver]

This series has been terrible in terms of closeness of matches. Will go down as one of the worst Ashes series of all time?

Poor batting displays. Both teams have been shite except the Aussies have grouped their shiteness in a truly masterful fashion.

 

[Torz]

Onya bike Jos.

But what sort of cruel parents call their kid Jos??....Jos!!.......U ruddy campaigners. No wonder the guy is such an uber spud with that snorkel name.

Joss Whedon has done good things.

 

[TheLoris]

Two pretty shit mentally fragile teams.

But most test teams are garbage now. They all tailor their game to 20/20..=$$$

 

[The_Reaper]

Onya bike Jos.

But what sort of cruel parents call their kid Jos??....Jos!!.......U ruddy campaigners. No wonder the guy is such an uber spud with that snorkel name.

His actual name is Joseph

 

[milhouse1]

Really got sick of the channel nine commentary- been listening to white line wireless this match- anyone else listening to this?- a nice alternative!

 

[Damon_3388]

Onya bike Jos.

But what sort of cruel parents call their kid Jos??....Jos!!.......U ruddy campaigners. No wonder the guy is such an uber spud with that snorkel name.

His full name is Joseph. He's just been a campaigner himself and shortened it.

The extra 't' he has in 'Buttler' is just as offensive IMO.

EDIT: I was beaten to it -

His actual name is Joseph

NFI why he can't just be like every other Joseph, and call himself Joe.

Who calls themself Jos, really?

 

[big bootaaaaah]

Will go down as one of the worst Ashes series of all time?

Except for that bit where Cook got nailed in the balls.

 

[Damon_3388]

Except for that bit where Cook got nailed in the balls.

Cook has balls?

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Except for that bit where Cook got nailed in the balls.

The Stokes run-out at Lords is one fo the archives.

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Cook has balls?

Not any more. They are in a nasty smelling jar of formaldahyde in Nathan Lyon's kit bag.

 

[Damon_3388]

Not any more. They are in a nasty smelling jar of formaldahyde in Nathan Lyon's kit bag.

At least he didn't need testicular surgury like Ross Taylor.

 

[yakka man]

Nice, another one.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

MITCH MARSH <3

 

[Billy Bob65]

Thanks Stokes. Resident Genius shot that.

 

[to1994]

Haha! Nitwit

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

On your bike stokes piss off you're out

 

[Milang_Panthers]

Haha this is crazy. Imagine if this was the 3rd test.

 

[Doodlesweaver]

Far out. The batting in this series has been filth. I thought Bairstow's shot was poor till Stokes did that.