B Section B Section Amateur Football

[The Tigers Nuts]

St Bedes Menotne is the name!!

The defence rests, M'lud.

 

[Brooksy01]

St bedes mentone are having massive leadership problems with the injury prone wingman paul groves named captain of recent praccy game.
Tony Scafidi favourite.
D Kinsella has been poached by the ais volleyball department
massive problems at brinidisi st

 

[Ralph Wiggam]

Hey Surly - if you have the brians to open private messages - your hero Brian does not know me and we await for him to state so - you are easily bluffed ya D*ckhead. jumping in a having a crack without knowing ya facts is stupid F8ckhead


This is a PM message Cardio Carl sent me after my request to reveal him.... I thought everyone could have a laugh at the way he spells after saying, i quote " if you have the brians to open private messages"

Look at the nasty language the fool is using..................

I would love BS to reveal his name so I could pay the tool a visit?

Hey Wiggam - if you have the brains to open this message - Your hero Brian does not know me - we wait for min to state such on the BF - so your stupid message to out me just proved how easy it is to bluff you - d*ckhead.

So F*ck you - ya weak pr*ck

Also a PM that i received from Cardio, very angry man who has an inferiority complex i think...definately a bogan!

 

[Surly23]

St bedes mentone are having massive leadership problems with the injury prone wingman paul groves named captain of recent praccy game.
Tony Scafidi favourite.
D Kinsella has been poached by the ais volleyball department
massive problems at brinidisi st

J.Tyquin will be back in SBMT colours! Apparently he has to be back in Melbourne to face court over an incident at the Australian open involving a camera phone and a man named Corbs..............

 

[SharkBait]

St bedes mentone are having massive leadership problems with the injury prone wingman paul groves named captain of recent praccy game.
Tony Scafidi favourite.
D Kinsella has been poached by the ais volleyball department
massive problems at brinidisi st

The leadsership problems dont end there.... Almost have left the club-retired from last years premiership side- Tyquin, Hayes, Jonathon Kane, Windebank, Zakic, Collins, M.Wintle, Hilton, Beveridge and the latest is Aaron Sawyers! and with their skipper LWintle out for the first half of the season, it only spells trouble for the St Bogans Mentone.

Think Davey Kinsella should be skipper!

 

[babyinablender]

The leadsership problems dont end there.... Almost have left the club-retired from last years premiership side- Tyquin, Hayes, Jonathon Kane, Windebank, Zakic, Collins, M.Wintle, Hilton, Beveridge and the latest is Aaron Sawyers! and with their skipper LWintle out for the first half of the season, it only spells trouble for the St Bogans Mentone.

Think Davey Kinsella should be skipper!

However the tigers can be bouyed by the blooding of underage players and the red-hot form of M McGettigan both on and off the track over the summer.

 

[The Big Pineapple]

Are u the boss of this site or sumthin? Who are u to tell every1 wat they can and carnt do?

Loosen up buddy!

Yes I am the boss. I am the big pineapple.

 

[Scribe]

Yes I am the boss. I am the big pineapple.

Correct.

 

[bob down]

Are u the boss of this site or sumthin? Who are u to tell every1 wat they can and carnt do?

Loosen up buddy!

Just a suggestion w an ker, be careful who you tackle on here, you may be talking to Carl Williams and before you know it...just fade away into your mundane life and leave this site to the Godfathers of the VAFA.

 

[bob down]

Yes I am the boss. I am the big pineapple.

TBP, just thought I would make a fleeting visit and ask if you can confirm a certain Ms J Hawkins was seen in the mens toilets with our great man Brian Speaking on the weekend? Word is she still has a smile from ar se hole to breakfast(literally Brian tells me). JT, you aint the only one bringing sexy back, yeaaahhhh!

 

[naturalwinger]

ok all you b section scribes enuff of st bedes mentone boyzone bogans are they the only bloody team in b section. sharkbait seems to have so much knowledge how about a bit on the beaumaris aristocrats apparently only lost 12 players over the summer 4 drowned at preseason training and that was just from barney. desperate times call for desperate measures fancy flying murray pitts all the way home from perth for easter in a bid to sign him up!?? the only good thing about the drought is old essendons ground won't be a sewer pit this year and gee talk about bogans they breed em by the dozen out there and they get a free mulllet on the way out at birth. caulfield grammar and ajax to fight out the handbag and gladrags cup with a crowd of 3000 and only 3 in the bar afterwards and don't forget you 20cents for the showers boys. where the bloody hell are ya marcellin still a bit shy about posting on b grade come on fellas its not all that bad just ask st kevins!

 

[The Big Pineapple]

ok all you b section scribes enuff of st bedes mentone boyzone bogans are they the only bloody team in b section. sharkbait seems to have so much knowledge how about a bit on the beaumaris aristocrats apparently only lost 12 players over the summer 4 drowned at preseason training and that was just from barney. desperate times call for desperate measures fancy flying murray pitts all the way home from perth for easter in a bid to sign him up!?? the only good thing about the drought is old essendons ground won't be a sewer pit this year and gee talk about bogans they breed em by the dozen out there and they get a free mulllet on the way out at birth. caulfield grammar and ajax to fight out the handbag and gladrags cup with a crowd of 3000 and only 3 in the bar afterwards and don't forget you 20cents for the showers boys. where the bloody hell are ya marcellin still a bit shy about posting on b grade come on fellas its not all that bad just ask st kevins!

Worst post ever.

Poorly written, incoherent and utter disrespect for the English language.

Please do not return.

TBP

 

[The Big Pineapple]

TBP, just thought I would make a fleeting visit and ask if you can confirm a certain Ms J Hawkins was seen in the mens toilets with our great man Brian Speaking on the weekend? Word is she still has a smile from ar se hole to breakfast(literally Brian tells me). JT, you aint the only one bringing sexy back, yeaaahhhh!

I can't confirm this rumour as juicy as it is. I can confirm though that 3 very high profile big footy posters were involved in an incident that makes the West Coast Eagles look like choir boys.

 

[Brooksy01]

Seems to be a bit of a baby boom down at st bedes with a lot of them due 9 months exactly after the grand final success of last year.
3 of the pregnancies can be accounted for by davey kinsella as well as one that was conceived late january that has ruffled the feathers of an injury prone big mouth in the 2s

 

[len_jet]

Seems to be a bit of a baby boom down at st bedes with a lot of them due 9 months exactly after the grand final success of last year.
3 of the pregnancies can be accounted for by davey kinsella as well as one that was conceived late january that has ruffled the feathers of an injury prone big mouth in the 2s

With the "bogan" mentality of that end of town I think the $4000 baby bonus was more of an incentive than the Grand Final win

 

[The Late Mail]

With the "bogan" mentality of that end of town I think the $4000 baby bonus was more of an incentive than the Grand Final win

If you were to sell your baby down the track at say $6,000 (ie profit of $2,000), would you be liable to the government for capital gains tax?

 

[len_jet]

If you were to sell your baby down the track at say $6,000 (ie profit of $2,000), would you be liable to the government for capital gains tax?

i think if it depends on the transaction... Cash

 

[Josh Mcloud]

Seems to be a bit of a baby boom down at st bedes with a lot of them due 9 months exactly after the grand final success of last year.
3 of the pregnancies can be accounted for by davey kinsella as well as one that was conceived late january that has ruffled the feathers of an injury prone big mouth in the 2s

The Beda Boys are all travelling well. Where is No.24 from StBedes??? Rumour has it he has moved to QLD to chase some big cash with Bloomy after being caught in caulfield with his leathers and a red ball in his mouth.

Breakiing news
My mate who couldnt hack life in London is a real smokey 2 be replacement skipper 4 Juice at StBedesMentone! Thats right Paul "Stretcher Man" Groves, and also has requested to want to wear Number #24 this year....

 

[rabs2000]

Just got home from training and the news from shark park continues to be on the up. Enough numbers to fill all three sides as well as the clubbies with five new players signing this week......like all clubs we cant wait for the season to start...the AFL is nothing but boring rubbish...bring on local footy!!!

 

[BrianSpeaking]

Just got home from training and the news from shark park continues to be on the up. Enough numbers to fill all three sides as well as the clubbies with five new players signing this week......like all clubs we cant wait for the season to start...the AFL is nothing but boring rubbish...bring on local footy!!!

Come on Rabs, give us something of quality. We dont need to hear all of the bulls hit about Beauy, what about some scurrilous rumours about your local rivals and competitors?
Will MHSOB be the first team in the history of Amateur football to field an all Asian Old Boys team, will The Jackas be the real deal(The Little Red Tractor could tell us about that), will Tyquin stay off this thread for more than a day at a time on concentrate on footy, will Marcellin be 'The Invincibles', will Caulfield take the gas...again, and finally, will Uni Blacks climb the mountain and refuse to wear a clash jumper vs Uni Blues next year?

 

[Sausage roll]

Come on Rabs, give us something of quality. We dont need to hear all of the bulls hit about Beauy, what about some scurrilous rumours about your local rivals and competitors?
Will MHSOB be the first team in the history of Amateur football to field an all Asian Old Boys team, will The Jackas be the real deal(The Little Red Tractor could tell us about that), will Tyquin stay off this thread for more than a day at a time on concentrate on footy, will Marcellin be 'The Invincibles', will Caulfield take the gas...again, and finally, will Uni Blacks climb the mountain and refuse to wear a clash jumper vs Uni Blues next year?

Hey Brian, good to hear from you. Any coaching news in B section seing you know a few of the coaches very closely.

 

[Sausage roll]

Not me - just sitting on the bench

Travelled over to Beauy also on Saturday - noticed you "chewing the fat" with the Big Mac & Sausage Roll on the HF Line. Looked like the AGM for the Grey Army.

Agree, Strechter the Wrecker will be a massive hit for Ajax at CHF - I hope the kid that he accidently knocked out and stretchered off is ok.

You would have heard Barnes spray to the timekeepers at qtr time re: short qtr. No swear words, but a classic

Mates there indicated that half the 1st were U19's - no wonder the big fella wants them to step up this year.

Hey Dale, haven't heard from you for a while.

Due for a post!!

 

[BrianSpeaking]

Hey Dale, haven't heard from you for a while.

Due for a post!!

Gee Sausage, you are very good.

 

[Cardio Carl]

Hey Dale, haven't heard from you for a while.

Due for a post!!

Sorry Sausage been busy organising our annual Bogan Lunch at the Newyl Hotel in Footscray this Sunday

You mean Dale from Collins St Mentone?. Good 1
I wonder when BHS will be man enough to come on and say he does not know me???..mmmm
As long as I know who you and BHS are, thats all that matters.

Anyway back to footy - look out for some big news re a C Grade side next week - Have a good round of praccy game boys - may see you around the traps - 2 weeks to go

Don't forget, love to see you & BHS in the rooms at Brindisi this year - Scotland and I would love to catch up for a cuppa with ya.

gotta go and organise the group train tickets - anyone know how to get to Footscray from the Frankston line?

 

[Sausage roll]

Sorry Sausage been busy organising our annual Bogan Lunch at the Newyl Hotel in Footscray this Sunday

You mean Dale from Collins St Mentone?. Good 1
I wonder when BHS will be man enough to come on and say he does not know me???..mmmm

As long as I know who you and BHS are, thats all that matters.

Anyway back to footy - look out for some big news re a C Grade side next week - Have a good round of praccy game boys - may see you around the traps - 2 weeks to go

Don't forget, love to see you & BHS in the rooms at Brindisi this year - Scotland and I would love to catch up for a cuppa with ya

You will be guessing for a while Dale!