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On both lists. Getting sucked off and slapped around. ![Face with open mouth :open_mouth: š®](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f62e.png)
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Oh hi nerds. Working week is almost done, weather's grim but it's warm in the pub. And it's time to reflect upon free kickery for round five, so let's get into character.
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Despite drawing with the Bears 11-11, the Monarchists retain top spot on the table for the fourth straight week as the only team to have not lost a free kick count in season 36. The Deez remain second after inflicting the fifth straight loss on the Dragons, who are only saved from the bottom of the table because the also winless Furies have a lower free kick differential (-16) in four games than the Dragons (-11) have in five.
Elsewhere the Wonders had the biggest win of the round beating the once-invincible Roys 16-10, while the Phoenix Bombers & Warriors also tasted qumpiring favour in round five.
Meanwhile in Spoonsville...
As Peter Garrett sang in that song he sung, "The rich getting richer, the poor get the picture..." as both spoon leaders maintain and/or extend their margins. Yakker is now five frees for in the lead for the Little Spoon thanks to the three frees he received. Senor M is in second spot, a single kick ahead of norway blue and Tarkyn_24 who both are on 17. ant555 hotchilli & tigs2010 are a further kick back in equal fifth place.
Tarks also conceded two kicks to move to 12 frees against, maintaining his two kick Big Spoon lead over Cap who also gave away a brace. In equal third are _Mike_ (who conceded three frees) Senor M & tigs2010 (both giving away two each) who are a further kick behind. What's interesting this season when compared to others is the fact that three people are in both of the top fives simultaneously. Bloody big fat greedy gutses.
Anyhooselbies, that's enough qumpiring analysis for one week. I shall return with more in about seven Fridays time.
Yes I am trying. Stop bullying meIf youāre not on both lists are you even trying?
If you do your research the first 2 weāre probably me in prior rounds.*You're at least the third person to achieve this feat in season 36.
No more of that behavior.I was such a well behaved boy this week![]()
Just start an alt and use a VPN.Is there a way I can reset my career? Iāve been doing it all wrong![]()
Hey nerds, how good are randomly attributed public holidays? Dunno about you but I got up to some wacky stuff last Friday, but on the other hand it messed with my free kick reporting routine. So without any further ado, here's some stats.
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The Bears dispatched the Swamprats to retain the lead and the Wonders got the better of the Warriors to jump from fifth to second. The big winners though were the Demons, who reversed their 6-16 loss from round 7 with a 16-6 win in round 8.
Meanwhile the Furies got their second win of the season over the Gumbies, which saw them leapfrog the bye-having Dragons off the bottom of the ladder.
The other teams did stuff too, idk.
Yakk's Back Babey! That's right, Yakker is back in the mix for the Little Spoon thanks to his 7 frees for in round 8 to cut Senor M 's lead to two. The other big mover was TheInjuryFactory who also earned seven frees to sit alongside ant555 in third place, both on 26 frees for which is still nine off the lead. tigs2010 gets his first mention of the round with his fifth place here.
His second mention is as joint leader of the Big Spoon, with his three conceded frees seeing him on 14 for the season. Incumbent leader Tarkyn_24 had one to join tigs, while the big mover in the Big Spoon is returning Warrior zackah who gave away four frees. Finally in equal fourth place a single kick behind the leaders is CatToTheFuture RonnieRaven & Strigoi
Unless there's another public holiday this week, I'll return later this week with the skinny on round 9.
.... while Fury Frederico_WA found elevn (11) free kicks to race up to fifth place on 30.
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Righto nerds, time to keep this shittrain on shittrack. Let's get into it.
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The Bear juggernaut keeps rolling on. Their 20-12 victory over the Wonders was their fourth win in a row, and their unbeaten run now extends for eight rounds since they lost to the Gumbies in the opening round of season 36. They enjoy a 6 point lead atop the ladder, with the Warriors bouncing back to beat the Bombers 25-22 in a highly-officiated match to overtake the Wonders in second spot. The OOFs head a group of four clubs on 18 points to sit in fourth place thanks to a 9 kick win over the Sin Citizens, showing what could have been if they didn't f*ck up so much with team sheets and such.
At the other end of the table the Dragons picked up their second win in a row (one either side of a bye), as their 24-19 triumph over the Phoenix saw them consign the Furies back to the base of the ladder after they lost 23-27 to Roy. Finally the Gumbies arrested a run of five straight losses by knocking off the Deez 11-7 in a match where the qumpires forgot to bring their whistles.
Now for the Spoons...
Four frees for for Senor M saw him extend his Little Spoon lead to five, as Yakker fell victim to the whistleless match against the Plasticinies. The fisherman's one free sees him on 34 for the season, which is the same number as Sweet's second favourite Polynesian who earned ten free kicks in round 9. tigs2010 is one kick behind the second-placed duo, while Fury Frederico_WA found elevn (11) free kicks to race up to fifth place on 30.
Bomber SaintsSeptember was the big climber in the Big Spoon, as his five frees against saw him claim joint leadership with tigs2010 & zackah who both conceded 3 frees to all sit on 17. Sitting in fourth place is another fast riser in AnUltimateRessie who gave away four frees to give him a total of 16, while former leader Tarkyn_24 was another to run foul (or not run foul actually) of the underofficiated game. Tarks only gave one away to see himself on 15 for the season, but has a wonderful opportunity to concede a heap of free kicks this week against the Wazzas. I have faith in you Tarks!
That'll do for round 9, so sit back and take a break from this champagne statistical analysis for another week.
Iāll crush you this week m9Lift your game pal.