Media BREAKING: GF captain held to ransom over EKA outcome; EKABOMBER speaks out again

[big_icky]

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Some disturbing news has crossed the desk of this intrepid reporter today and I have managed to get my grubby little yellow hands on a concerning document that was delivered to Ophidian Old Boys captain Tigerturbulance this morning.

An unnamed poster has sent Turbo a letter accusing him of rigging the EKA Medal, awarded to myblueroan last night as the premier rookie in the league, and set out a list of demands. Despite threat of repercussions from Ophidian College's renowned legal defense team, I have produced this letter for the league at large to read today:



Tigerturbulance has so far been unavailable for comment but the Old Boys' grand final preparations have been THROWN into CHAOS with the possibility of an evil curse afflicting their 'piece of shit club' should Turbo not withdraw himself from the team on Sunday.

The actions of this anonymous Pamcake1 champion, who I am terming the EKABOMBER, have cast a large shadow over the legitimacy of myblueroan's EKA win, but who is this shadowy figure? Could it be Wonders captain AnUltimateRessie who brought five rookies into the league this season with no EKA to show for it? Could it be long-time Old Boys foe serial_thrilla? Could it be Turbo, determined to make a martyr of himself? Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery.

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Can you?

 

[Headless]

 

[Robertio]

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Has to be someone who never won an EKA, that eliminates a few.

 

[Greenery]

big_icky already sold out

sad to see

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[thewizardmelon]

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Some disturbing news has crossed the desk of this intrepid reporter today and I have managed to get my grubby little yellow hands on a concerning document that was delivered to Ophidian Old Boys captain Tigerturbulance this morning.

An unnamed poster has sent Turbo a letter accusing him of rigging the EKA Medal, awarded to myblueroan last night as the premier rookie in the league, and set out a list of demands. Despite threat of repercussions from Ophidian College's renowned legal defense team, I have produced this letter for the league at large to read today:

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Tigerturbulance has so far been unavailable for comment but the Old Boys' grand final preparations have been THROWN into CHAOS with the possibility of an evil curse afflicting their 'piece of shit club' should Turbo not withdraw himself from the team on Sunday.

The actions of this anonymous Pamcake1 champion, who I am terming the EKABOMBER, have cast a large shadow over the legitimacy of myblueroan's EKA win, but who is this shadowy figure? Could it be Wonders captain AnUltimateRessie who brought five rookies into the league this season with no EKA to show for it? Could it be long-time Old Boys foe serial_thrilla? Could it be Turbo, determined to make a martyr of himself? Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery.

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Can you?

Dragons players Jealous of OOB success. Sad to see. One day if you change clubs you may taste victory, too!

 

[Pugsley]

Sorry, I was bitter being a 3rd placegetter many seasons ago and Tigerturbulance

 

[Pugsley]

Has to be someone who never won an EKA, that eliminates a few.

It bothers me to this day. I was the deserving winner.

 

[Grav]

If this is true, then Tigerturbulance should be ashamed of himself, not for bringing the game into disrepute but for upsetting his lovely partner in Mrs Turbo & putting her through this humiliation. Now is the time Mrs Turbo to make a clean break & come over to the Baghdad Bombers as Mrs Grav.

All it takes is a YES! You can picture yourself can’t you.

 

[Robertio]

It bothers me to this day. I was the deserving winner.

Yeah mate i came 2nd, definitely robbed.

 

[Pugsley]

In light of this thread, it has caused me an enormous amount of stress

 

[Robertio]

Hey Old Boys

 

[Jabba73]

Having played for the Baghdad Bombers since I started, can categorically confirm that I am not an EKA winner.

 

[Grav]

Having played for the Baghdad Bombers since I started, can categorically confirm that I am not an EKA winner.

I went to the EKKA once, does that count?

 

[sausageroll]

Has to be someone who never won an EKA, that eliminates a few.

That rules me out. I'm locked in to win the EKA in Season 44.

 

[Pugsley]

I went to the EKKA once, does that count?

I bought an IKEA log cabin once. My log cabin is still being built

 

[Pugsley]

Tha rules me out. I'm locked in to win the EKA in Season 44.

 

[Pugsley]

Hey Old Boys

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[Pugsley]

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[Pugsley]

 

[Jabba73]

I bought an IKEA log cabin once. My log cabin is still being built


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There will be bits left over that don’t fit anywhere.

Suggest you throw them into a fire pit

 

[Pugsley]

There will be bits left over that don’t fit anywhere.

Suggest you throw them into a fire pit

Made in Sweden with Chinese instructions.
What could possibly go wrong?

 

[myblueroan]

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Some disturbing news has crossed the desk of this intrepid reporter today and I have managed to get my grubby little yellow hands on a concerning document that was delivered to Ophidian Old Boys captain Tigerturbulance this morning.

An unnamed poster has sent Turbo a letter accusing him of rigging the EKA Medal, awarded to myblueroan last night as the premier rookie in the league, and set out a list of demands. Despite threat of repercussions from Ophidian College's renowned legal defense team, I have produced this letter for the league at large to read today:

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Tigerturbulance has so far been unavailable for comment but the Old Boys' grand final preparations have been THROWN into CHAOS with the possibility of an evil curse afflicting their 'piece of shit club' should Turbo not withdraw himself from the team on Sunday.

The actions of this anonymous Pamcake1 champion, who I am terming the EKABOMBER, have cast a large shadow over the legitimacy of myblueroan's EKA win, but who is this shadowy figure? Could it be Wonders captain AnUltimateRessie who brought five rookies into the league this season with no EKA to show for it? Could it be long-time Old Boys foe serial_thrilla? Could it be Turbo, determined to make a martyr of himself? Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery.

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Can you?

 

[Pugsley]

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