Game Day Brisbane v Port 2023 Qualifying Final

[Lagooner]

Imagine Ken designing a nuclear weapon. It would just have a meat pie as a nucleus.

I believe the Kernonuclear Warhead is below the AB on the menu at the Blue and White Cafe.

 

[Capital Power]

I'd always feel more confident if we didnt always have the loser excuses already tabled in the pre-match presser. Just for once I'd love to hear all the cliches we hate from coaches about how fired up everyone is and how we're expecting to come away with the W.

Anyway, as has been said above, I suspect we are gearing up for a big game at AO next week. Seeing our midfield star in a final will be a real highlight, but I don't think we have the class they do at either end. Lions by 12.

 

[Contested Marx]

This is going to be Schrodinkley's Cat's grand unboxing today.

Dead? Or Shat Itself Dead?

 

[Capital Power]

The biggest reason I think Brisbane win tonight is it's the logical time for them to finally stand up & win two finals at the GABBA.

*Of course none of this would be an issue if old mate could've conjured up 1 lousy win in that 4 block drop off.

For me the inexcusable was those two poor losses agains the bloody Crows. Win just one of those and today's game would have been at home rather than away. Not sure though that that would have made much difference (although I didn't realise we are 0-2 in finals at the Gabba, and 3-3 at AO).

 

[JimmyBC]

For me the inexcusable was those two poor losses agains the bloody Crows. Win just one of those and today's game would have been at home rather than away. Not sure though that that would have made much difference (although I didn't realise we are 0-2 in finals at the Gabba, and 3-3 at AO).

I mean regardless of our flakiness you'd always take the home final route over anything else, it was pathetic to piss away a top 2 position after 13 wins in a row.

 

[Poo Eckert]

For me the inexcusable was those two poor losses agains the bloody Crows. Win just one of those and today's game would have been at home rather than away. Not sure though that that would have made much difference (although I didn't realise we are 0-2 in finals at the Gabba, and 3-3 at AO).

02 and 03 pre lim isn’t it? We pushed them hard, tough team to beat at home back then. Once again, only ourselves to blame choking against Collingwood and Sydney in the QF

 

[Izzy01]

Brisbane are beatable, since Ashcroft was injured they haven’t looked anywhere near as good. They can be a flakey team when there not on a run and the crowd is quiet.

Key’s will be to win the midfield, limit Neales influence and limit their quick ball movement through the middle.

Also don’t kick it to Harris Andrews

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Harris Andrews

Age

28

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

151.7

2star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

94.0

2star

, make him accountable. Have our elite ball users deliver it to the forwards.

We can definitely win this.

 

[Doctor Feel]

We will terrorise neale i reckon

 

[tribey]

02 and 03 pre lim isn’t it? We pushed them hard, tough team to beat at home back then. Once again, only ourselves to blame choking against Collingwood and Sydney in the QF

01 Qualifying Final. Led handily at halftime which select Brisbane players famously spent on IV-drips.

 

[PJ Power]

Have a feeling it will be one of those goaless what happened pear first quarters

Judging by the stuff that the Instagram account has been posting, we’ve gone up there for the vitamin D and some laughs. Maybe our players have taken the philosophy that if we smile and laugh enough the nervous energy will go away. That’s fine but they need to be focused and dead serious when the game starts.

 

[TazD]

 

[TeeKray]

01 Qualifying Final. Led handily at halftime which select Brisbane players famously spent on IV-drips.

Cannulas inserted into arms pre game, covered up with tape, a refrigerated truck out the back as a makeshift clinic to administer fluids at half time.

Like, what? How was that not regarded as straight up cheating?

 

[PJ Power]

Cannulas inserted into arms pre game, covered up with tape, a refrigerated truck out the back as a makeshift clinic to administer fluids at half time.

Like, what? How was that not regarded as straight up cheating?

Because we weren’t the ones doing it.

 

[tribey]

Cannulas inserted into arms pre game, covered up with tape, a refrigerated truck out the back as a makeshift clinic to administer fluids at half time.

Like, what? How was that not regarded as straight up cheating?

It was afterward

 

[RossFC]

Sorry guys, had a crows mate come watch away games on TV about 5 times in the last 2 years and we've lost every time.

 

[PAFC66]

Chosen to work tonight. This is gonna be shocking.

 

[PAFC66]

Everyone expects us to win. I have zero confidence.

You guys need to get off to a good start and we will s**t the bed.

Hopefully it's a good game. Good luck.

You'll win by no less than 10 goals. I'll put my house on it.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Please get the job done. I’ll be watching at the Mawson Lakes hotel with workmates

 

[elpirate]

Please get the job done. I’ll be watching at the Mawson Lakes hotel with workmates

Horrific venue.

 

[Lefti93]

Do it for Warren. I ****ing love you Wazza.

 

[Powertron]

Even a win tonight and the majority of this board will be like “…what’s the point we’re just going to piss blast ourselves in the prelim…”

Sometimes I wonder why people bother to follow this game at all.

 

[Nelso]

Brisbane by 30

I can't see us kicking a winning score.

Need big games from Finlayson and Marshall to have a chance. But you never know what you are going to get from them.

Plus I worry about how our backline is going to stand up if Brisbane get a run on.

 

[cosmicwinduptoy]

Judging by the stuff that the Instagram account has been posting, we’ve gone up there for the vitamin D and some laughs. Maybe our players have taken the philosophy that if we smile and laugh enough the nervous energy will go away. That’s fine but they need to be focused and dead serious when the game starts.

It's been working for Collingwood

 

[Watto71]

No nerves at all , unless we make the grand final I couldn't give a fùck

Were coached by hinkley disappointment and failure is our specialty

Today is the 1st time this season that im feeling the nerves

 

[cosmicwinduptoy]

Even a win tonight and the majority of this board will be like “…what’s the point we’re just going to piss blast ourselves in the prelim…”

Sometimes I wonder why people bother to follow this game at all.

The way you approach one thing is the way you approach everything.

Some people are miserable and this translates to bigfooty.