Bulldogs Eyewitness -The Social Media Thread

[Iamspock]

Lucky they had their wedding when they did, they'd be in a boat rowing back down the aisle after the last couple of days in Yea.

 

[BrisDog]

Just want one more All-Australian year out of Macrae (and a happy marriage). He has clearly been on the decline, dabbling in AI on his couch. However, Jesus is weird and this marriage probably turns him around for 12-18 months where he tackles, kicks long and direct, hastens play rather than kicks it backwards - in other words we will win the flag now that Jack no longer lives in sin. God Bless.

 

[geoffjennings79]

Is it just Fletch and Jongy as Groomsmen of past / present players?

Looks like it, but Bont, Naughton, English, Richards, and Sweet at least were all there.

So Macrae creating division in the list by only inviting a certain clique. And no Bevo?!

I can see why the club (accidentally! Yeah, right) posted that season 2024 was in the past a month or so ago.

List is obviously divided already. But I'd never have picked Macrae as one of the instigators in that division! I guess he really hates Bevo - and Treloar, Liber, etc because they've pushed him out of the middle, and effectively curtailed his career. Or they were invited and (politely!) refused...

He's probably being paid by Cain Korn and Dunkley to deliberately rock the boat too. Were any of the Dunkleys there?

What a shambles. Bains, Grant and KWW should either start planning for 2025, or maybe focus on fixing their c*ck ups with the AFLW list, and let Egan and Spangher fix the mess.

Another wasted year under Luke Bovine and his herd of randomly lactating dairy quadrupeds coming up, FFS!

 

[geoffjennings79]

Just want one more All-Australian year out of Macrae (and a happy marriage). He has clearly been on the decline, dabbling in AI on his couch. However, Jesus is weird and this marriage probably turns him around for 12-18 months where he tackles, kicks long and direct, hastens play rather than kicks it backwards - in other words we will win the flag now that Jack no longer lives in sin. God Bless.

If Jack was committing one deadly sin, I reckon Liber's had the other 6 covered in his younger years.

Great to see Macrae settle down, this might inspire a mass marriage event amongst his team mates, and create an unbreakable bond as the year begins, and a foundation to build an unfolding season on. Always sacrificing himself for his team mates. This is our year, I can feel.it!

 

[Libbaaaa]

Macca had a poor post bye season last year but was still up around 28 touches a game in the first half of the season. I expect him to have a real good season.

 

[bobs head soup]

Macca puts on pants, leaves the house, interacts with another human

Whenever I see one of our guns with a physically blessed partner my mind skips forward 18 years.

 

[dogwatch]

Whenever I see one of our guns with a physically blessed partner my mind skips forward 18 years.

You are obviously more team oriented than me. My mind skips back about twice that period.

 

[geoffjennings79]

You are obviously more team oriented than me. My mind skips back about twice that period.

To their mother-in-law?!

 

[BrisDog]

Macca had a poor post bye season last year but was still up around 28 touches a game in the first half of the season. I expect him to have a real good season.

The problem with Macca as he kicks short, backwards, and slows play. I would prefer JJ with 15 than Macca with 28. His quick hands seem to no longer exist and he is getting caught more often.

 

[3rdgenbulldog]

Bailey smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

sitting across from me at a cafe in st kilda

 

[BulldogMuscle]

Bailey smith sitting across from me at a cafe in st kilda

Bailey Smith to StKilda confirmed

 

[Dog 36]

Tim English will be on Channel 7 news tonight (I think)

Don't think he will say anything other than what we expect e.g let the year play out, concentrate on my football and let my manager do what he has to etc etc

 

[Libbaaaa]

Tim English will be on Channel 7 news tonight (I think)

Don't think he will say anything other than what we expect e.g let the year play out, concentrate on my football and let my manager do what he has to etc etc

Get ready for boiler plate 101

• just focusing on my fitness.
• not really worried, manager will look after it.
• not a big rush or priority.

 

[geoffjennings79]

It would be refreshing if he said:
"Love the place, actually inked a new 5 year contract yesterday..."

Or even just be honest and say:
"F*** me, can't wait to get out. Whether we win a flag or not this year, I won't even hang around for the medal presentation!"

Instead I'm sure he'll say what the two posters above have suggested... ☹

 

[Libbaaaa]

It would be refreshing if he said:
"Love the place, actually inked a new 5 year contract yesterday..."

Or even just be honest and say:
"F*** me, can't wait to get out. Whether we win a flag or not this year, I won't even hang around for the medal presentation!"

Instead I'm sure he'll say what the two posters above have suggested... ☹

"Haven't really thought about it, I'll let my management take care of that". This one always gets me. To be fair McDougall gave the biggest BS answers about Naughton days before he signed his deal.

 

[weltschmerz]

Poulter is this year's Valentine's Day poster boy. I assume it's because his hair is the most similar to Bailey Smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

's.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Poulter is this year's Valentine's Day poster boy. I assume it's because his hair is the most similar to Bailey Smith's.

Why is this video so ****ing creepy

 

[Mojorisin]

Poulter is this year's Valentine's Day poster boy. I assume it's because his hair is the most similar to Bailey Smith's.

Recently back on the market aswell.

 

[Dale4captain]

This is elite level piss taking by Lobb. I didn’t realise he was actually troll level funny

 

[weltschmerz]

apparently Rhylee West

14

Rhylee West

Age

24

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

6.7

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.5

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

13.0

4star

K

5.6

3star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.6

3star

is a country music fan

 

[weltschmerz]

Weightman’s art has gotten really good

 

[weltschmerz]

Bit of strip golf with the boys

 

[glenashley]

OMG JUH.

No Bali bikes and no Bali tattoos (ok, I get a lot of you have had them, calm down!).

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

OMG JUH.

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Bare feet, no protection ahhhh.

 

[Spiritof82]

Bare feet, no protection ahhhh.

Insurance company will be ripping up his travel insurance (if he had some)