Grum Smuth
Debutant
I can confirm that Andrew "The Glacier" Strain is tearing up the track at the moment. His pre-season has been very solid thus far with an increase in his speed a noticeable difference. On Monday night he recorded a personal best 4 min and 51 seconds for the 100 metre dash. This PB has lifted his official ranking and he is now the second slowest man in the Oceania/Pacific region. Commiserations to Richard Foote who now holds this uncomfortable title. Everyone in the VAFA congratulates Andrew on this remarkable achievement.
Foote, Strain.
No surprise they struggle in the running department I guess.
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