Banter Carlton is better in 2024. Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[CarmenSandiego]

Sorry, I forgot about Cowan.

Why would any club want a Houston when they've already got a Cowan?

Crazy how Houston has become the best HBF since Andy McLeod, instantly launching any club who grabs him into flag contention.

He’s been with port for 10 years & just won 2 AA’s with then and they’ve served up the same shit.

 

[Fadge]

Crazy how Houston has become the best HBF since Andy McLeod, instantly launching any club who grabs him into flag contention.

He’s been with port for 10 years & just won 2 AA’s with then and they’ve served up the same shit.

Houston's no good because Port have 'served up the same shit' - 3 times as many Preliminary Finals as Carlton have played in the same time with the likes of Cripps, Weitering, Curnow and McKay.

Where does it leave those guys?

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Houston's no good because Port have 'served up the same shit' - 3 times as many Preliminary Finals as Carlton have played in the same time with the likes of Cripps, Weitering, Curnow and McKay.

Where does it leave those guys?

He’s a good player. But the absolute circle jerk happening for a half back flanker is stupid.

 

[Ctracks]

Is there a bigger circle jerk than blues faithful yelling "woof" when Saad kicks the ball 30m sideways?

 

[Chronz]

Is there a bigger circle jerk than blues faithful yelling "woof" when Saad kicks the ball 30m sideways?

Even the dinky ones you hear the blose wind up the woof. Cringe.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Is there a bigger circle jerk than blues faithful yelling "woof" when Saad kicks the ball 30m sideways?

Come on, you’re posting this as a supporter of the club that has:

• Joffa putting on a jacket
• Chanting ‘USA! USA! USA!’ despite watching an Australian sport in Australia
• The cringe ‘Collingwood’ long chant that sounds like a Sunday football league chant gone wrong.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Even the dinky ones you hear the blose wind up the woof. Cringe.

Nobody:
Collingwood fans: ‘USA! USA! USA! USA!’

 

[beerbandit]

Crazy how Houston has become the best HBF since Andy McLeod, instantly launching any club who grabs him into flag contention.

He’s been with port for 10 years & just won 2 AA’s with then and they’ve served up the same shit.

Yeah, he’s joining a club that knows what it takes to win a flag. I suppose that’s why he chose Collingwood over Carlton.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Nobody:
Collingwood fans: ‘USA! USA! USA! USA!’

Saad does a 10m sideways chip kick, the umpire calls play on.
Carlton fans: Woof!!...
C'mon, admit it's embarrassing.

 

[Fadge]

Saad does a 10m sideways chip kick, the umpire calls play on.
Carlton fans: Woof!!...
C'mon, admit it's embarrassing.

When have the Collingwood fans chanted 'USA, USA, USA'?

His 3 goal quarters in knockout Finals.

His lap of honour as a premiership player.

A little more well deserved than a 10m sideways chip kick.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

When have the Collingwood fans chanted 'USA, USA, USA'?

His 3 goal quarters in knockout Finals.

His lap of honour as a premiership player.

A little more well deserved than a 10m sideways chip kick.

Every time he kicks a goal. It’s the lamest thing from any crowd in the AFL.

 

[Bale Dup]

Every time he kicks a goal. It’s the lamest thing from any crowd in the AFL.

You shouldn't be too offended then. Doesn't kick many!

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[Scritchyscroony]

When have the Collingwood fans chanted 'USA, USA, USA'?

His 3 goal quarters in knockout Finals.

His lap of honour as a premiership player.

A little more well deserved than a 10m sideways chip kick.

I reckon we should chant MEOW every time they go woof!

Be good to get some chants for Carlton games. I wish it was part of AFL like it is for Premier league crowds.
Noooooo Show Cuuuuurrrnow Noooooo Show Cuuuuuuuurrrrrrnow.

Hello darkness your old friend....you've gone and shit the bed again.

Bloooooozzzzers Bloooooozers

Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Daicos wonderland.
You are....Nicky Daicos
You are .... Nicky Daicos
Walking along singing a song
Walking in a Daicos wonderland..

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Every time he kicks a goal. It’s the lamest thing from any crowd in the AFL.

Nah. Woof is lamer

Wot about your captain blue balls mascot or whatever he was called. Lamest thing ever!

Then there were the Blue Birds cheerleaders you disgusting misogynist objectifiers!

 

[CarmenSandiego]

I reckon we should chant MEOW every time they go woof!

Be good to get some chants for Carlton games. I wish it was part of AFL like it is for Premier league crowds.
Noooooo Show Cuuuuurrrnow Noooooo Show Cuuuuuuuurrrrrrnow.

Hello darkness your old friend....you've gone and shit the bed again.

Bloooooozzzzers Bloooooozers

Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Daicos wonderland.
You are....Nicky Daicos
You are .... Nicky Daicos
Walking along singing a song
Walking in a Daicos wonderland..

yeah wow this some serious lame boomer type joke stuff.

you gunna write a funny poem next?

yuck.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

yeah wow this some serious lame boomer type joke stuff.

you gunna write a funny poem next?

yuck.

Roses are red
your balls are blue
Your mum has two assholes
And one of them is you.

Angry and sad
Lonely and lame
One day you'll learn
You only have yourself to blame.

 

[carlton_99]

Roses are red
your balls are blue
Your mum has two assholes
And one of them is you.

Angry and sad
Lonely and lame
One day you'll learn
You only have yourself to blame.

yikes

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Roses are red
your balls are blue
Your mum has two assholes
And one of them is you.

Angry and sad
Lonely and lame
One day you'll learn
You only have yourself to blame.

lmao divorced dad needs another whiskey for his lonely friday

 

[Scritchyscroony]

lmao divorced dad needs another whiskey for his lonely friday

Says:

 

[adammania9]

He’s a good player. But the absolute circle jerk happening for a half back flanker is stupid.

Just because Saad and Williams didn’t get you anywhere, doesn’t mean Houston won’t get us anywhere. The key difference is Houston can hit a target consistently. That’s why he’s so highly rated.

But Carlton supporters only believe big bodied midfielders and tall forwards matter, despite the game changing to value speed, fast ball movement and precision kicking

 

[Bale Dup]

Just because Saad and Williams didn’t get you anywhere, doesn’t mean Houston won’t get us anywhere. The key difference is Houston can hit a target consistently. That’s why he’s so highly rated.

But Carlton supporters only believe big bodied midfielders and tall forwards matter, despite the game changing to value speed, fast ball movement and precision kicking

Wow. Afl website has Houston 82.1% efficiency and Saad 82.7%.

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[Bale Dup]

NEXT! No soup for you!

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[Scritchyscroony]

Wow. Afl website has Houston 82.1% efficiency and Saad 82.7%.

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Wow. AFL website has Houston 10.4 effective kicks per game, Saad 8.7.
No soup.
Next.

 

[No SPIN]

Ok. Tell the coach to leave em out next time & we'll see how it goes

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Lame

 

[No SPIN]

He was injured from pre-season to round 13, unsure what gear you’re on champ.

So someone stole his jumper in RD 9 10 etc of the VFL.
If you’re going to gaslight at least be smart enough to ensure you can’t be so easily exposed.