Carlton kids who would get a game at Essendon

[Dominator_7]

Essendon fans are funny...

 

[blue gunslinger]

Does scouts still exist?
I just made a paper plane that could line up for Essendon

 

[Smyth94]

Just when we assumed the lame bar had been raised to its maximum you bring out an epic failed attempt to be funny again....

I bet you have em rolling in the aisles at boy scouts.

I'm amazed he's learnt how to type, given that he's barely made it past finger painting

 

[blue gunslinger]

Am I starting to bug you lot?
Get comfy - I haven't even started yet

 

[blue gunslinger]

Brilliant!
An old Beta Video Player would still be good enough to pull on the Black and Red

 

[Kruuuuuuuuuuezer]

Stanton = Hack, he kicks it out on the full more times than he actually kicks it in the direction of a team mate

 

[dave_27]

Josh Fraaaaaaaaaaaaser.

 

[Kruuuuuuuuuuezer]

Thats the sign of u not having a clue what my names all about ay
Lets just stick to the fact that Stanton is a hack and wouldn't in a million years get a game for carlton

 

[Jono B]

Thats the sign of u not having a clue what my names all about ay
Lets just stick to the fact that Stanton is a hack and wouldn't in a million years get a game for carlton

If he is a hack you would not tag him.

 

[Kruuuuuuuuuuezer]

You being an Essendon supporter should know as well as any that his disposal is about as good as a packet of chips

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Gumby has more talent in his little finger than the whole carlton list put together.

Pity he breaks that finger in 8 places every time he uses the TV remote.

 

[Jono B]

You being an Essendon supporter should know as well as any that his disposal is about as good as a packet of chips

His disposal is up and down. He can miss easy targets across half back but also hit leading targets with kicks that give the defenders little chance. AFL teams don't tag hacks.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

His disposal is up and down. He can miss easy targets across half back but also hit leading targets with kicks that give the defenders little chance. AFL teams don't tag hacks.

Every team has a tagger or two on their list. When they line up against Essendon, they dont know who to tag so instinctively go to the number 5.

 

[Chadley]

Every team has a tagger or two on their list. When they line up against Essendon, they dont know who to tag so instinctively go to the number 5.

i herd they put all the names in a hat and they tag the first 2 players picked.

 

[Big Bad Sammus]

To answer the op, here are my suggestions of which Carlton Kids can get a game in the best 22 at the bummers:

Jordan Russell - Better than Jobe Watson and atleast Russell kicks the ball
Clinton Benjamin - Would be top 3 fastest player, and would suit their game plan
Sam Jacobs - He is better than Laycock

 

[blue gunslinger]

i herd they put all the names in a hat and they tag the first 2 players picked.

A herd of buffalo, antelope or bison?
But I agree with your direction

 

[Red Black and Blue]

You being an Essendon supporter should know as well as any that his disposal is about as good as a packet of chips

WTF is wrong with you?? Chips are friggen awesome.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Where is your Bomber friend johnmason today?
He and I have issues!

 

[Dominator_7]

Josh Fraaaaaaaaaaaaser.

You wish!....
When was the last time Josh Fraser put in the second efforts at ground level that Kreuzer does ? Or win a game off his own boot like Kreuz did for us againt Port ?

 

[daffo]

Bryce Gibbs
Marc Murphy
Matthew Kruezer
Paul Bower
Jamison
eddie betts
Robert Warnock
Shaun Grigg
Andrew Walker
Bentick
Hampson
Russell
Browne
armfield

Paddy Ryder
Brent Stanton
Angus Monfries
Scott Gumbleton
Jay Neagle
Bachar Houli
Leroy Jetta
Sam Lonergan
David Myers
Tayte Pears
Kyle Reimers
Brent Prismall
Courtenay Dempsey

I have bolded all the players that I think would get a start in the other teams 22, the only reasony why Essendon have more kids going around now is that we are playing so much more then Carlton atm.

For anyone who says Houli wouldn't get a game have to look at his clearance work and kicking skills, will be a star and i hate to say the only one of our kids that has a chance of being an A grade player, (maybe reimers/hocking as well)

 

[Jesse Custer]

Stanton = Hack, he kicks it out on the full more times than he actually kicks it in the direction of a team mate

Marc Murphy board.

 

[daffo]

To answer the op, here are my suggestions of which Carlton Kids can get a game in the best 22 at the bummers:

Jordan Russell - Better than Jobe Watson and atleast Russell kicks the ball
Clinton Benjamin - Would be top 3 fastest player, and would suit their game plan
Sam Jacobs - He is better than Laycock

Watsons kicking >> Russells kicking

 

[Big Bad Sammus]

Watsons kicking >> Russells kicking

Dreamin'...out of the two kicks I've seen Watson kick, one was over Lloyds head and the other was a grubber along the ground.

I've seen Russell hit targets.

So in actual fact Russell>>>>Watson

 

[Jesse Custer]

Dreamin'...out of the two kicks I've seen Watson kick, one was over Lloyds head and the other was a grubber along the ground.

I've seen Russell hit targets.

So in actual fact Russell>>>>Watson

You've seen Watson execute two kicks and your basing your judgement on that.

You idiot.

 

[Big Bad Sammus]

You've seen Watson execute two kicks and your basing your judgement on that.

You idiot.

At least I provided some statistics....unlike your mate!

Besides, if you can understand basic math, from what I have seen, Watson has a 0% kicking efficiency.

t00L