Collingwood 2016 Pre-Season Discussion

[Wayne Arnold]

Just had a look at the photos from training today on the club website. Photos include: Reid, Broomhead, Howe, Goldsack and Josh Smith.

I think the media team and/or the medical staff might read Bigfooty and are trying to make a point.

 

[sirlothie]

Just had a look at the photos from training today on the club website. Photos include: Reid, Broomhead, Howe, Goldsack and Josh Smith.

I think the media team and/or the medical staff might read Bigfooty and are trying to make a point.

Yeah nah.

Good to see Howe doing ball work though.

 

[Soups]

Hate to see what our forward and backline is rated if we are 10 on the midfield

 

[Apex36]

It's not so easy on your phone.

Which is what I'm using

 

[Jasper84]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

 

[jmac70]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

Awesome.

 

[CFC2010]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

At least we're not the Blues

Brilliant Jasper84...... Very enjoyable

 

[7ft Cox]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

Brilliant. Tried to hit the like button twice!

 

[left at home]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

bloody fantastic

 

[Soaring Magpie]

Is Ben Reid still alive?
Seriously is he a chance to play this week or will it again be no pre season games this year for Reid?

 

[PepperFace]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

You need a girlfriend!

 

[Hardas]

Awesome.

+1

 

[Smokeyr67]

It's not so easy on your phone.

Or at work, and it's just plain good manners to give a synopsis.

 

[Anzacday]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

I think you should follow in Dave's footsteps and post a video of yourself on youtube singing it.

 

[PicaBoo]

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire"

Off season starts again
Golum's rants on SEN
Franklin out of rehab
Curnow should have got a cab
Treloar a Pie, cue the cheers
Brendan Gale hides the tears
Dusty Martin Chopstickgate
Carlisle sniffs then running late
Bombers players cop a ban
Robbo's still their biggest fan
Dangerfield picks the cats
Cloke and Swanny's "**** for tats"

Ben Reid pulls up lame
Howe's cricket/frisbee game
Pies win, White chokes
Insert a few more Cox jokes
Witts or Grundy who's our man
Faz pisses in a can
Cloke misses, big surprise
Sier is eating all the pies
Jamie's back is on the mend
Blair still can't buy a friend
Marley Williams MIA
Freeman 2-3 weeks away!


Chorus:
Please start the proper season
We're done with debating, cue the Sinclair hating
Please start the proper season
Only filler news
At least we're not the Blues

I would give it a 10 but the omission of Aish is not acceptable; )

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Howe's left leg looks so bung here. I know it's an angle/shadow thing but still

 

[Kirby]

Howe's left leg looks so bung here. I know it's an angle/shadow thing but still

Maybe his dog chewed it?

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Howe's left leg looks so bung here. I know it's an angle/shadow thing but still

Isn't that his right leg?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Isn't that his right leg?

No, it's his left. OUR right from our angle looking at him.

 

[Doc Tennent]

Howe must have the skinniest legs at the club!

 

[Kilmo]

No, it's his left. OUR right from our angle looking at him.

I'm confused - what's wrong with his left leg?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

I'm confused - what's wrong with his left leg?

You don't think it looks funny? Does to me. I know it's only an angle/shadow thing but yeah.

 

[Apex36]

You don't think it looks funny? Does to me. I know it's only an angle/shadow thing but yeah.

His right leg looks more odd to me.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

His right leg looks more odd to me.

Your face looks odd to me.

 

[lenny20]

Howe must have the skinniest legs at the club!

Oh hai!