Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 37 Team Thread | Twenty Seasons Of Coney Qootball | Frankston Rover Medal Tonight

[big_icky]

Tonight from 6pm AEST we'll be counting down the top 12 on-field rookies in the Sweet FA for Season 37. Come support the Warriors' nominee Paracleet as we crown the S37 Rising Star!

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Tonight from 6pm AEST we'll be counting down the top 12 on-field rookies in the Sweet FA for Season 37. Come support the Warriors' nominee Paracleet as we crown the S37 Rising Star!

Did Paracleet win?

 

[pantskyle]

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Tonight from 6pm AEST we'll be counting down the top 12 on-field rookies in the Sweet FA for Season 37. Come support the Warriors' nominee Paracleet as we crown the S37 Rising Star!

Am I a chance?

 

[Ocha905]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

Round 3 vs Swamprats

5. Piggy Smalls
4. Pantskyle
3. Purple
2. Mesc
1. Paracleet


Round 4 vs OOB’s

5. Pantskyle
4. Footyguy
3. The Filth Wizard
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Freofalcon


Round 5 vs Demons

5. Tonga Bob
4. Piggy Smalls
3. Dinsdale
2. The Filth Wizard
1. FootyGuy


Round 6 vs Bears

5. The Filth Wizard
4. Piggy Smalls
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Raveneyes
1. Dinsdale


Round 7 vs Furies

5. Pantskyle
4. Freofalcon
3. Mofra
2. Toxic
1. Spudmaster


Round 8 vs Wonders

5. The Filth Wizard
4. Tonga Bob
3. FootyGuy
2. TubbsFarquhar
1. Dinsdale


Round 10 vs Gumbies

5. Tonga Bob
4. Pantskyle
3. Piggy Smalls
2. Reginald Perrin
1. Purple


Round 11 vs Royals

5. Pantskyle
4. Tonga Bob
3. FootyGuy
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Dinsdale


Round 12 vs Hawks

5. Pantskyle
4. Reginald Perrin
3. Spudmaster
2. Piggy Smalls
1. The Filth Wizard


Round 13 vs Dragons

5. Pantskyle
4. Piggy Smalls
3. Tonga Bob
2. Purple
1. Tubbsfarquhar


Round 14 vs Furies

5. Pantskyle
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. Raveneyes
2. Freofalcon
1. Piggy Smalls

Round 16 vs Swamprats

5. Tonga Bob
4. Toxic
3. Freofalcon
2. Stokey
1. FootyGuy


Round 18 vs Bombers

5. FootyGuy
4. Spudmaster
3. Pantskyle
2. Piggy Smalls
1. TheInjuryFactory

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Twenty - Away vs The Demons

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And so it came to this Wazzas. A final round of the season 37 home and away season where not only did we have to win to make finals, but a bunch of other results had to go our way.

We were away at Mount Buller in a round where everyone seemed to have a milestone. toxic was playing game 200, Piggy Smalls was playing game 150, The Filth Wizard was playing his 50th for us, and on the other side of the hill cooney was racking up his 500th. So the regular japes between the two most loved posting units in the SFA ensued.

Then the fateful day arrived. Long story short, we won. Slightly longer version, we kicked three of the four goals of the first quarter and pretty much kept that lead for the remainder apart from a 7 minute period somewhere in the middle.

So we kept up our end of the deal. So did the Demons who let us win, and so did the Hawks who lost to the Bombers, and so did the Furies who lost to the Royals. All that was left was for Roy to beat the Bears, and we'd sneak into eighth place on the ladder. Was the great heist on?

​

So ninth is was.

Round Twenty Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
x Gold City Royals      16 11  5  -   -   1757  1554  113.06%   44   7W
x Ophidian Old Boys     16 10  6  -   -   1737  1602  108.43%   40   1W
x Sin City Swamprats    16  9  6  1   -   1761  1592  110.62%   38   2W
x Roys FFC              16  9  7  -   -   1572  1466  107.23%   36   2L
x West Coast Wonders    16  9  7  -   -   1935  1828  105.85%   36   1L
x Dragons FFC           16  8  8  -   -   1859  1879   98.94%   32   2W
x Gumbies FFC           16  7  8  1   -   1621  1650   98.24%   30   3L
x Las Vegas Bears       16  7  9  -   -   1676  1659  101.02%   28   1W
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w Coney Island Warriors 16  7  9  -   -   1531  1656   92.45%   28   3W
w Mount Buller Demons   16  7  9  -   -   1678  1838   91.29%   28   3L
w Fighting Furies       16  8  8  -   8   1703  1765   96.49%   24   2L
w East Side Hawks       16  7  9  -   4   1627  1740   93.51%   24   1L
w Baghdad Bombers       16  4 12  -   -   1589  1817   87.45%   16   1W

w - eliminated from finals contention
x - clinched finals berth

DEM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DEM               1    2        5    5        6    7        10   8    68     
CIW               3    1        5    2        8    2        13   4    82     
DEM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Van_Dyke    0  4  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  toxic        0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
Wosh        0  2  1  3  0  0  1  0  0   12  Raveneyes    0  5  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   27
DERO        0  4  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   27  zackah       0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6
PMBangers   0  9  7  7  2  1  1  0  0   68  Freofalcon   0  9  3  6  1  0  4  0  0   40
moginie     0  5  0  6  1  1  0  0  0   32  Paracleet    0  8  1  7  1  0  0  0  0   45
DemonJim    0  8  3  6  1  0  0  0  0   49  Dinsdale     0  4  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   38
cats2rise   0  14 8  11 2  1  2  0  1   92  TheInjuryF   0  17 2  7  0  0  0  2  0   83
Gralin      0  7  5  12 0  1  3  1  0   58  spudmaster   0  13 7  11 1  1  1  1  1   91
Proper Gan  0  11 7  4  0  0  0  1  0   68  FootyGuy13   0  14 9  15 3  1  1  0  0  109
cartwright  0  5  2  9  0  0  3  1  0   36  Mofra        0  1  0  5  0  1  1  0  0   11
Scythe94    0  5  3  5  2  1  3  0  0   34  Mesc         0  5  2  8  0  0  0  0  0   37
Yakker      0  4  2  3  0  1  1  0  1   23  Reginald P   0  5  3  3  0  1  1  2  1   41
Bluelegs    0  1  0  1  0  0  1  0  1    3  TubbsFarqu   0  3  1  0  1  0  0  1  2   24
sausagerol  0  4  1  0  1  0  0  2  2   33  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  1  0  4  0   37
sante       0  2  0  0  0  0  1  2  0   15  Ocha905      0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12
manangatan  11 9  0  8  0  1  1  1  2   60  Piggy Smal   14 7  0  9  2  4  1  0  0   62
Truetiger   0  12 0  8  4  2  0  2  1   83  pantskyle    0  10 0  13 4  4  0  1  0   82
cooney      0  2  2  5  0  1  0  0  0   23  Tonga Bob    0  8  0  10 3  4  0  1  0   66
Headless    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Purple7x08   0  1  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   18
Johnny Kar  0  6  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   42  Stokey       0  2  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   21

FootyGuy13 was probably best on for us thanks to 29 disposals, 9 marks & 3 tackles closely followed by spudmaster (24 disposals/7 marks/1 goal) and TheInjuryFactory (24 disposals/2 goals). pantskyle (23 disposals/4 tackles/1 goal) did enough in this game to cement a second Mobbs Medal, I got 3 Mobbs votes for some reason, The Filth Wizard kicked four goals and Reginald Perrin kicked two while Piggy Smalls won the ruck contest.

Off season

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

One last time to vote before we tally them up and run a Frankie.

Round 20 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) pantskyle



Don't worry, I've already decided.

 

[Dinsdale]

5. Dinsdale
4. Dinsy
3. Din Dins
2. Dinsdale Piranha
1. D. Q. Piranha

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 20 proper votes.

5. FootyGuy13
4. The Filth Wizard
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. pantskyle
1. Piggy Smalls

I'd like to see some increase in posting averages from everyone in season 38

 

[pantskyle]

Round 20 Tonga Bob
5 footy guy
4 pantsguy
3 Tonga guy.
2 Filthy guy
1 potato guy

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Freofalcon Frankston Rover Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey fellas, I'm here to talk about Frankie votes. Drop 'em if ya got 'em. I can tell you which rounds you're missing if you like.

We'll then have a Frankston Rover Medal night, and then have a new season.

Huzzah!​

 

[Ocha905]

Round 20 Tonga Bob

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) pantskyle

 

[spudmaster]

Round 20 Tonga Bob
5 footy guy
4 pantsguy
3 Tonga guy.
2 Filthy guy
1 potato guy

Missed an opportunity to go Notaguy for your brother there mate.

 

[pantskyle]

Missed an opportunity to go Notaguy for your brother there mate.

I have no brother.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I have no brother.

What happened to Zeppo?

 

[pantskyle]

What happened to Zeppo?

Dead.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Dead.

He had a good run.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Freofalcon Frankston Rover Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey fellas, I'm here to talk about Frankie votes. Drop 'em if ya got 'em. I can tell you which rounds you're missing if you like.

We'll then have a Frankston Rover Medal night, and then have a new season.

Huzzah!​

I will try to get some votes in today.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Round 6
5 - Ocha905
4 - TheInjuryFactory
3 - Piggy Smalls
2 - The Filth Wizard
1 - Raveneyes

Round 7
5 - pantskyle
4 - Reginald Perrin
3 - Paracleet
2 - Mofra
1 - Freofalcon

Round 8
5 - The Filth Wizard
4 - Tonga Bob
3 - Purple7x08_24
2 - FootyGuy13
1 - TubbsFarquhar

Round 10
5 - pantskyle
4 - Tonga Bob
3 - Ocha905
2 - Piggy Smalls
1 - Snuffaluphagus

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Last call fore Frankie votes Wazzas, get them to me by the end of Wednesday please and thank.

#FrankstonRoverMedal​

 

[Piggy Smalls]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Last call fore Frankie votes Wazzas, get them to me by the end of Wednesday please and thank.

#FrankstonRoverMedal​

I will get some more in this evening mate

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Round 11

5 - pantskyle
4 - Tonga Bob
3 - The Filth Wizard
2 - FootyGuy13
1 - Piggy Smalls

Round 12

5 - pantskyle
4 - Reginald Perrin
3 - Piggy Smalls
2 - Ocha905
1 - spudmaster

Round 13

5 - Ocha905
4 - Piggy Smalls
3 - pantskyle
2 - TubbsFarquhar
1 - Purple7x08_24

Round 14

5 - Ocha905
4 - pantskyle
3 - TheInjuryFactory
2 - Freofalcon
1 - Raveneyes

Round 16

5 - toxic
4 - Stokey
3 - Freofalcon
2 - Mesc
1 - zackah

I should get the rest in tomorrow

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Hey Tonga Bob I've been a bit bogged down. Can I just get a ×2 on your votes for the last few rounds?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Evening Wazzas, we come together on this Friday 1 to look back at the season that was in the 20th installment of the Frankston Rover Medal Ceremony! I'm gonna try to finish this before midnight so I may speed through things a bit, but rest assured you will get literally seconds of enjoyment out of it.

Here’s the official line on why we’re here. The Frankston Rover Medal is one of two awards across the league named after Frankston Rover - club founder, inaugural captain, former league administrator and Sweet FA Hall of Famer. It recognises the best Warriors player of the season as voted by you, and has been won by eight currently listed players, from Lord_Flashheart in season 18 through to a second win for yer man last season. We will also be awarding the Wooshette Medal for the season’s leading goalkicker and the Pwned Trophy for the player whose post made the opposition melt the hardest and the rest of us laugh our arses off.

It was our twentieth season in the SFA so it led to a season-long milestone, and we missed finals accordingly with a ninth placed finish. There were some wins to be had however. Individually pantskyle won his second Mobbs Medal (his first as a Warrior) while Purple7x08_24 was awarded a maiden All-SFA blazer. Team-wise we were voted in as the best team to post against for the season, and we picked up back to back Silver Whistles for the free kick thing I do on the side.

Now get comfy, grab a snack or a drink or a pet or whatever rubs your Buddha and settle in for the best damn ceremony to take place tonight. Paris ain't got sh*t on us!

​

 

[Dinsdale]

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Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Evening Wazzas, we come together on this Friday 1 to look back at the season that was in the 20th installment of the Frankston Rover Medal Ceremony! I'm gonna try to finish this before midnight so I may speed through things a bit, but rest assured you will get literally seconds of enjoyment out of it.

Here’s the official line on why we’re here. The Frankston Rover Medal is one of two awards across the league named after Frankston Rover - club founder, inaugural captain, former league administrator and Sweet FA Hall of Famer. It recognises the best Warriors player of the season as voted by you, and has been won by eight currently listed players, from Lord_Flashheart in season 18 through to a second win for yer man last season. We will also be awarding the Wooshette Medal for the season’s leading goalkicker and the Pwned Trophy for the player whose post made the opposition melt the hardest and the rest of us laugh our arses off.

It was our twentieth season in the SFA so it led to a season-long milestone, and we missed finals accordingly with a ninth placed finish. There were some wins to be had however. Individually pantskyle won his second Mobbs Medal (his first as a Warrior) while Purple7x08_24 was awarded a maiden All-SFA blazer. Team-wise we were voted in as the best team to post against for the season, and we picked up back to back Silver Whistles for the free kick thing I do on the side.

Now get comfy, grab a snack or a drink or a pet or whatever rubs your Buddha and settle in for the best damn ceremony to take place tonight. Paris ain't got sh*t on us!

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You have my divided attention

 

[toxic]

1. TONGA BOB
2. AFL
3. OLYMPICS

 

[Tonga Bob]

Roys FFC 14.11 (95) defeat Coney Island Warriors 11.7 (73)​

In a repeat of season 36, we found ourselves up against the Roys in round one albeit at their joint not ours. It was a bit of a new look Roy, with long-time captain TedDougChris shuffling off this virtual coil and apparent heir Zevon moving on to the re-rebranded bin chickens. But some things never change, and one of those being that the Roys are pretty much the Mobbs Show. The omnipresent one was... well, omnipresent throughout the week, revealing deliberately-placed safety hazards in the change rooms and a sewer route between their joint and ours before opening up the real estate agency for a few Warriors to claim residences for themselves. There were other Roys that came and said hello, but 241 posts meant that Mobbs was by far the loudest voice from th hosts. From our end, 18 Coney Islanders made their way to the match thread in an encouraging start to our 20th season.

Another thing that never changes is the Roys getting the rub of the green in our match day encounters. In my time here we had played each other 11 times with the record being two wins and nine losses. We hadn't won a match in round one since season 31 and we were also on a five game losing streak overall, so all these things would mean that a balancing victory would be on the cards. And for most of the first quarter of wet weather qooty it looked like balance would be restored as we held the lead for the first 20 minutes, and then normal service resumed as we conceded six of the next seven goals with the only respite being a goal from Stokey with his first kick back in the SFA saw us 28 points down. A couple of face savers though cut the lead back to 16 at the main break, however that lead was back out to 32 points at the final change. We won the final quarter, but not by enough to be a chance as the fat lady sang to the tune of 22 points.

It was a smaller loss to the one we copped from round one last season so some would say we've improved. Others would say we're still crap and you know what, both are correct. As a result we found ourselves ninth on the ladder at the end of the round as a couple of other teams copped hidings and the reigning premiers sat on their plasticine arses all week.

The rain meant that the stats were subdued for the match, but there were a few notable performances. TheInjuryFactory (21 disposals/4 marks) led the team in touches, FootyGuy13 (17 disposals/8 marks/3 tackles) & Reginald Perrin (16 disposals/8 marks/1 goal) marked everything in sight, Stokey & The Filth Wizard kicked a brace of goals each while oldmate made a shock return to the ruck and decided to kick goals instead. The defensive group of Freofalcon Mesc Dinsdale & Purple7x08_24 toiled manfully in the mud while Paracleet marked his debut game with 10 disposals and 2 marks who, like a few others, received The Donald treatment and found themselves in unfamiliar positions.

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Spoiler: Match stats

ROY SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ROY               2    5        7    6        12   10       14   11   95    
CIW               2    2        5    2        8    2        11   7    73    
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mobbs       0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Ocha905      0  8  1  3  2  4  0  0  0   45
TheGoatBar  0  5  2  5  1  0  1  0  1   33  Mesc         0  6  6  5  1  0  0  0  0   50
windyhill   0  4  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  Paracleet    0  4  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   30
Ed_Gein     0  7  7  2  0  1  2  0  0   41  Freofalcon   0  6  6  6  2  1  1  0  0   54
MrsEddieBe  0  8  5  7  1  1  0  0  0   58  Dinsdale     0  10 3  3  0  0  0  0  0   45
judge judy  0  4  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   24  Purple7x08   0  7  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   44
3KZ is Foo  0  12 8  6  1  0  1  0  0   73  TheInjuryF   0  14 4  7  1  0  3  0  1   64
Pure Grunt  0  12 5  13 1  0  0  0  1   82  Mofra        0  7  4  3  0  0  1  0  0   36
Phar Ace    0  11 6  10 2  2  0  0  0   81  FootyGuy13   0  7  8  10 3  0  1  0  0   74
SpecialBru  0  5  3  2  0  0  1  1  0   31  Raveneyes    0  5  1  4  0  0  0  0  1   27
_Mike_      0  5  5  4  0  0  0  1  0   44  spudmaster   0  3  3  5  1  1  1  1  0   36
fitzroybow  0  6  4  10 2  0  1  2  0   67  Reginald P   0  9  8  7  0  1  1  1  1   70
Dicky Fitz  0  3  1  0  1  0  0  0  3   19  zackah       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
Mooch       0  7  0  0  2  0  0  3  4   51  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
Aristotle   0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  Stokey       0  2  0  0  0  1  0  2  0   19
Eat Fresh   0  1  1  1  0  0  1  0  0    5  toxic        0  2  0  2  0  0  1  0  0    7
tigs2010    0  10 0  10 4  4  1  0  1   68  TubbsFarqu   0  3  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   14
royboy2     0  8  0  10 1  3  1  1  1   55  pantskyle    0  9  0  2  4  1  1  1  2   53
DERRINALPH  11 8  0  7  0  2  1  1  0   54  Tonga Bob    10 7  0  5  1  1  0  3  0   64
JackNah_8   0  2  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  Piggy Smal   0  4  0  3  1  0  2  0  0   16

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Votes:

5) FootyGuy13
4) Bob, T.
3) TheInjuryFactory
2) Reginald Perrin
1) Dinsdale