Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 37 Team Thread | Twenty Seasons Of Coney Qootball | Frankston Rover Medal Tonight

[Freofalcon]

Looks at the Ladder

 

[Stokey]

The imagine if your life support needed life support reminded me of this.

 

[pantskyle]

Round 14 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Raveneyes
4 votes) Ocha905
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) Freofalcon

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Sixteen - Away vs the Swamprats

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Evening Wazzas, we have another round to review so grab some reviewers... let's review.

​

Last week was the first of the wacky shotgun rounds where there were games every day of the week. Didn't confront us much though, we still had a Sunday Friday 3 arvo date with the Sinners down their hole. And like the days, the match threads are getting shorter. Usual fare, only in abridged form. Apart from pretty lights in the night sky, perhaps the highlight of the week was the creation of the team sheet via Randomizor. Would it help confuse and/or annoy the sim as much as it confused and/or annoyed the bean counters over at QPMG? Indeedly doodly!

We were up to our usual tricks early doors by conceding goals in the opening minute, however we put on a 7 goal to 4 first quarter to start hot with a 20 point first quarter lead. That would turn out to be the only quarter of the match that we would win, but instead of taking advantage of the sim's now-patented generosity towards our opposition, the 'Rats took nibbles at our lead instead of big-mouthed bites. The 20 point lead became 10 at half time and 5 by three quarter time, and even became a 3 point deficit with 3 minutes and change left in the match. Then this happened...

4 : 23.29 {FB} - Great bump by TheInjuryFactory. jackster83 has not moved.
4 : 23.32 {rFP} - Tonga Bob signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 23.37 {rFP} - Tonga Bob may even have goaled.

Then there was a dramatic pause, then this...

4 : 23.41 {rFP} - In the end its an easy goal for Tonga Bob .
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 15.9.99
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 16.6.102

Then some other stuff happened, and finally...

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
SIN CITY SWAMPRATS : 15.9.99
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 16.6.102
=====================================



Match Over!

And just like that we won our fifth game of the season!

We're still sitting on the penultimate position on the ladder with two rounds remaining, but crazily can still make finals should the planets align.

Round Sixteen Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
x Roys FFC              14  9  5  -   -   1460  1307  111.71%   36   3W
x Ophidian Old Boys     14  9  5  -   -   1501  1367  109.80%   36   1L
x Gold City Royals      14  9  5  -   -   1518  1386  109.52%   36   5W
West Coast Wonders      14  8  6  -   -   1670  1562  106.91%   32   2W
Sin City Swamprats      14  7  6  1   -   1500  1426  105.19%   30   2L
Gumbies FFC             15  7  7  1   -   1533  1504  101.93%   30   2L
Mount Buller Demons     14  7  7  -   -   1517  1660   91.39%   28   1L
Las Vegas Bears         14  6  8  -   -   1480  1415  104.59%   24   1W
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Fighting Furies         14  8  6  -   8   1529  1517  100.79%   24   3W
Dragons FFC             14  6  8  -   -   1613  1695   95.16%   24   2L
East Side Hawks         14  6  8  -   4   1440  1536   93.75%   20   4L
Coney Island Warriors   14  5  9  -   -   1309  1480   88.45%   20   1W
w Baghdad Bombers       13  3 10  -   -   1250  1465   85.32%   12   3L

w - eliminated from finals contention
x - clinched finals berth

SCS SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
SCS               4    2        9    6        11   6        15   9    99      
CIW               7    4        11   4        12   5        16   6    102     
SCS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Power Raid  0  4  4  10 1  0  0  0  0   48  pantskyle    0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
jackster83  0  6  4  6  0  1  1  0  0   40  spudmaster   0  6  4  1  0  0  0  0  0   32
RPCB        0  5  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   23  Mofra        0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    7
Rodney Dan  0  5  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   30  Raveneyes    0  13 8  4  0  1  2  0  0   66
spookism    0  6  3  11 3  0  2  0  0   55  Reginald P   0  3  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   33
HirdsTheWo  0  9  6  5  0  1  1  0  0   53  Purple7x08   0  9  2  6  1  0  1  0  0   46
GremioPowe  0  8  4  8  1  0  3  1  0   53  FootyGuy13   0  12 4  5  2  1  0  1  0   73
GotTheGood  0  13 6  7  1  1  0  0  1   77  Stokey       0  11 11 14 1  0  1  0  0   95
ant555      0  14 8  6  2  0  1  2  0   95  Mesc         0  18 5  7  0  1  3  0  0   75
My Cotchin  0  8  5  6  1  0  1  0  2   54  Ocha905      0  8  5  10 0  1  0  0  1   61
Ticky009    0  6  4  7  0  0  0  1  0   50  Freofalcon   0  10 11 10 1  0  1  1  0   90
Ant Bear    0  6  2  6  2  1  1  1  1   49  Dinsdale     0  8  5  8  1  0  1  1  2   64
sataris     0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18  Tonga Bob    0  2  0  0  0  1  0  2  0   19
okeydoke7   0  7  0  0  1  0  0  4  3   52  TheInjuryF   0  4  0  0  1  0  0  3  1   35
paraaaa     0  4  0  3  2  1  0  1  0   33  TubbsFarqu   0  5  1  0  0  0  0  4  1   43
edgie       1  3  0  3  2  0  1  2  1   34  Piggy Smal   4  3  0  5  4  2  1  0  1   39
philreich   0  9  0  7  8  3  1  1  0   79  toxic        0  13 0  12 7  4  0  3  0  113
BloodySwan  0  4  0  8  2  5  1  0  0   38  zackah       0  8  0  7  9  5  2  0  0   73
damicky     14 12 0  12 3  1  3  0  1   79  Paracleet    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Jewelsbon   0  0  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    5  The Filth    6  4  0  8  1  0  1  1  0   41

toxic (25 disposals/7 tackles/3 goals0 rolled back the clock with a BOG performance, as did zackah but his performance was more cuddly thanks to 9 tackles so expect his name to turn up on Mobbs night. Others to do well include Stokey (25 disposals/11 marks), Freofalcon (20 disposals/11 marks/1 goal), Mesc (25 disposals/5 marks), FootyGuy13 (17 disposals/4 marks/1 goal) & Ocha905 (18 disposals/5 marks). TubbsFarquhar was the chief scoreboard destroyer with 4 goals while TheInjuryFactory joined toxic with kicking 3 each & ya boi kicked 2 including the aforementioned match winner. Not all heroes wear capes, but I have a towel tied around my neck.

Round Seventeen - Stupid Midweek Bye Thing #2


Round Eighteen - Away vs the Bombers on a Monday night for some reason


Last time we met: Round 2, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 17.14 (116) defeated Baghdad Bombers 13.18 (96) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Time 4 votes.

Round 16 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) toxic
4 votes) Stokey
3 votes) Freofalcon
2 votes) TubbsFarquhar
1 vote) Mesc




Jimmy crack pwned and I don't care

 

[Dinsdale]

I pwnd CalarkM in his game fred, Shirley there a prize there

 

[Tonga Bob]

I pwnd CalarkM in his game fred, Shirley there a prize there

Show me

 

[Paracleet]

0 touches, 0 tackles. Not even a free against. At least I'm fresh for next week.

 

[spudmaster]

0 touches, 0 tackles. Not even a free against. At least I'm fresh for next week.

You're saving yourself for the real stuff...which this season will be the mad Monday celebrations as opposed to finals.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Eighteen - Away vs the Bombers

​

Hello Wazzas, welcome to the final couple of reviews for season 37.

We begin with a round 18 trip to Abdu Prison to face a Baghdad outfit who were vying with us for the spoon that is wood. But because of a hastily-coupled farce of a fixture, our week began on a Friday 7 and finished on a Friday 4 so we only got half a round. We did however make the most of that half round by enjoying a busier fred than the previous two despite having fewer days in which to contribute to it.

Once game day finally arrived the Dragon gave us cloudy conditions and a fast start, with a 6 goal to 2 opening quarter giving us a 26 point lead at the first change and from there we didn't relinquish the lead although we did try in the last quarter. Our lead was as much as 38 points before dropping down to 6 halfway through the final quarter, before kicking the next five goals and finishing 32 points to the good.

A tight bottom end of the ladder still saw us with a chance of making finals despite remaining in 12th place, however our win confirmed the utensil of doom for the Babylonians. But yeah, there was still hope.

Round Eighteen Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
x Gold City Royals      15 10  5  -   -   1609  1476  109.01%   40   6W
x Roys FFC              14  9  5  -   -   1460  1307  111.71%   36   3W
x Ophidian Old Boys     15  9  6  -   -   1591  1458  109.12%   36   2L
x West Coast Wonders    15  9  6  -   -   1791  1682  106.48%   36   3W
x Sin City Swamprats    15  8  6  1   -   1683  1541  109.21%   34   1W
x Gumbies FFC           15  7  7  1   -   1533  1504  101.93%   30   2L
Dragons FFC             15  7  8  -   -   1713  1791   95.64%   28   1W
Mount Buller Demons     15  7  8  -   -   1610  1756   91.69%   28   2L
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Furies         15  8  7  -   8   1625  1617  100.49%   24   1L
Las Vegas Bears         15  6  9  -   -   1595  1598   99.81%   24   1L
East Side Hawks         15  7  8  -   4   1536  1629   94.29%   24   1W
Coney Island Warriors   15  6  9  -   -   1449  1588   91.25%   24   2W
w Baghdad Bombers       15  3 12  -   -   1478  1726   85.63%   12   5L

w - eliminated from finals contention
x - clinched finals berth

BOM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
BOM               2    1        6    4        11   4        17   6    108     
CIW               6    3        12   5        16   6        22   8    140     
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
JustaBattl  0  5  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   33  Reginald P   0  4  1  6  0  0  0  3  0   45
KohPhi      0  6  6  5  0  0  0  0  0   46  Raveneyes    0  1  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   12
The Sultan  0  6  1  3  0  0  1  0  0   24  Mesc         0  6  3  7  0  0  0  1  2   49
kickthethi  0  11 4  9  0  0  0  0  0   63  Freofalcon   0  11 6  4  1  1  3  0  0   55
snozulu     0  8  8  8  3  0  4  0  0   64  Paracleet    0  4  6  6  0  1  0  0  0   43
Footy Is T  0  10 6  14 4  0  0  0  0   92  Purple7x08   0  6  2  4  1  0  1  0  0   33
Grav        0  11 2  8  1  1  1  1  0   63  zackah       0  15 9  11 4  1  2  1  0  111
Bovo        0  12 3  20 4  1  2  1  1  103  spudmaster   0  14 8  19 2  0  3  3  0  121
SaintsSept  0  11 5  16 4  0  0  0  0   96  FootyGuy13   0  15 8  20 3  2  1  1  0  126
Kilroy      0  3  1  7  1  1  0  0  0   31  TubbsFarqu   0  7  4  5  1  1  0  2  2   62
BLUEALLTHR  0  7  4  3  1  0  1  2  1   53  TheInjuryF   0  13 5  8  2  2  0  1  0   86
CursingFij  0  7  4  5  1  0  2  2  1   54  Dinsdale     0  3  3  4  0  0  1  0  0   23
iDon        0  4  1  0  0  0  0  4  0   39  Mofra        0  2  1  1  0  0  0  1  1   18
gab213      0  8  2  0  1  0  1  5  3   64  The Filth    0  1  0  0  0  0  2  1  0    3
Jabba73     0  1  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   11  Ocha905      0  1  0  1  0  0  0  1  0   11
MayTheNort  23 21 0  16 2  3  3  0  0  120  Piggy Smal   9  13 0  14 3  4  1  1  2   97
Pugsley     0  9  0  19 5  5  2  1  0   90  pantskyle    0  11 0  22 5  5  0  2  0  114
norway blu  0  7  0  16 8  3  3  0  0   79  Stokey       0  7  2  11 4  2  0  3  1   86
tomjoad     0  7  2  8  1  0  0  0  0   47  toxic        0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
VeinGlorio  0  1  0  0  0  1  0  1  0   10  Tonga Bob    0  5  0  10 3  1  0  1  0   54

Plenty of Wazzas filled their proverbial boots, most notably FootyGuy13 (35 disposals/8 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), spudmaster (33 disposals/8 marks/3 goals), pantskyle (33 disposals/5 tackles/2 goals), zackah (26 disposals/9 marks/4 tackles/1 goal), Piggy Smalls (27 disposals/9 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal), TheInjuryFactory (21 disposals/5 marks/1 goal, Stokey (18 disposals/4 tackles/3 goals) & TubbsFarquhar (12 disposals/4 marks/2 goals).

Round Twenty - Away vs the Demons


Last time we met: Round 5, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 16.9 (105) were defeated by Mount Buller Demons 17.14 (116) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Not that long left to get your Frankie votes in lads so bloody well chop chop.

Round 18 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) zackah
1 vote) Stokey




Anyone that had a crack at the stupid fixture gets a nom.

 

[Dinsdale]

If you could tell me which rounds I haven't voted, that would be super.

 

[pantskyle]

Round 18 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) zackah
1 vote) Stokey

 

[Tonga Bob]

If you could tell me which rounds I haven't voted, that would be super.

6, 11, and 13 onwards

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 6

5. Ocha905
4. Piggy Smalls
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Raveneyes
1. Purple7x08_24

Round 11
5. spudmaster
4. The Filth Wizard
3. zackah
2. SnuffAluffAgus
1. FootyGuy13

Round 13
5. Ocha905
4. pantskyle
3. TubbsFarquhar
2. Piggy Smalls
1. Tonga Bob

Round 14
5. Ocha905
4. pantskyle
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Piggy Smalls
1. Dinsdale

Round 15
bye

Round 16
5. Raveneyes
4. Ocha905
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Freofalcon
1. Dinsdale

Round 17
bye bye

Round 18
5. FootyGuy13
4. pantskyle
3. spudmaster
2. Piggy Smalls
1. zackah

 

[Freofalcon]

Round 16
5. Raveneyes
4. Ocha905
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Freofalcon
1. Dinsdale

 

[spudmaster]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

 

[FootyGuy13]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

Round 10
5 votes - Tonga Bob
4 votes - Ocha905
3 votes - pantskyle
2 votes - zackah
1 vote - Paracleet

Round 11
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Tonga Bob
3 votes - The Filth Wizard
2 votes - FootyGuy13
1 vote - Ocha905

Round 12
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Reginald Perrin
3 votes - The Filth Wizard
2 votes - Ocha905
1 vote - TubbsFarquhar

Round 13
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Ocha905
3 votes - TubbsFarquhar
2 votes - Reginald Perrin
1 vote - The Filth Wizard

Round 14
5 votes - Ocha905
4 votes - pantskyle
3 votes - TheInjuryFactory
2 votes - Raveneyes
1 vote - Freofalcon

Round 16
5 votes - toxic
4 votes - zackah
3 votes - TubbsFarquhar
2 votes - FootyGuy13
1 vote - TheInjuryFactory

Round 18
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Stokey
3 votes - Piggy Smalls
2 votes - FootyGuy13
1 vote - spudmaster

Round 20
5 votes - pantskyle
4 votes - Tonga Bob
3 votes - FootyGuy13
2 votes - The Filth Wizard
1 vote - TheInjuryFactory

 

[Raveneyes]

View attachment 2010200

He loved me more.

 

[Ocha905]

Alcohol is terrible, but can also lead to great decisions. And as of right now I want nothing more than to make good on my commitment to the Warriors. When we win this mutha****ing thing it's going to be more epic than ****ing Ulysses and Infinite Jest put together. I want to be a part of the eventual joy.

Sign me back up please Tonga Bob

Edit - a part not apart lol.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Alcohol is terrible, but can also lead to great decisions. And as of right now I want nothing more than to make good on my commitment to the Warriors. When we win this mutha****ing thing it's going to be more epic than ****ing Ulysses and Infinite Jest put together. I want to be apart of the eventual joy.

Sign me back up please Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

Alcohol is terrible, but can also lead to great decisions. And as of right now I want nothing more than to make good on my commitment to the Warriors. When we win this mutha****ing thing it's going to be more epic than ****ing Ulysses and Infinite Jest put together. I want to be a part of the eventual joy.

Sign me back up please Tonga Bob

Edit - a part not apart lol.

You can't sign back up if you never left in the first place my Novocastrian friend.

 

[Ocha905]

You can't sign back up if you never left in the first place my Novocastrian friend.

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I just wanted another hot-dog voucher and dodgem car ticket signing bonus again.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I just wanted another hot-dog voucher and dodgem car ticket signing bonus again.

This time we'll let you on the Cyclone!

 

[pantskyle]

Bump.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bump.

What's new buddy?

 

[pantskyle]

What's new buddy?