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Greetings friends Lando here (alum S18-28). Glad to see Reg and Filth are still fighting the good fight. Just in for an update from the farm system.

Niagara Falls RAPIDS (NFLS)

Season 6: Summer/Fall 2019

Home Ground: Old Fort Niagara

Training Ground: Vincentian Road at Bond Lake (most rounds US and other)

Colours: Thunder Falls Blue, Niagara Blue, Midnight Gray, Red Delicious Apple

League: Scenic Federation (of Secondary League Footy; Est. 2018) - since June 2019


Scenic Federation
Week 7/12

Catamaran Pacific (Vancouver, BC, CAN)
Paramatta Shawshank
Raging Stampede (Arcadia, CA, USA)
Kodiak Jax (Kodiak, AK, US)
Niagara Falls Rapids
Barbers (Aberdeen, SCO, UK)
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Banff Raiders (Banff, AB, CAN)
Lotus Fire (Shizuoka,JP)
Tundra Frost (Novosibirsk, RU)
Castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP)
The Panhandle (Tallahassee, FL, USA)
Narnian Closeteers (Belfast, NIR, UK)
Zermatterhorn ( Zermatt, CH)


{road} {HOME}

W NARNIAN CLOSETEERS 17.8.170 def 11.3.69
L tundra frost 6.9.45 def by 8.8.56
L castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP) 7.5.47 def by 6.13.49
W THE PANHANDLE13.6.84 def 2.7.19
L kodiak jax 9.5.59 def by 10.7.67
W ZERMATTERHORN 8.5.53 def 4.21.45
W lotus fire 16.12.108 def by 20.4.124
BARBERS
PARAMATTA SHAWSHANK
banff raiders
RAGING STAMPEDE
catamaran pacific


Qualifying Final
A 3v4
B 5v6

Preliminary Final
C 1v2
D A Loser v B Winner

Semifinal
E C Winner v A Winner
F C Loser v D Winner

Grand Final
E Winner v F Winner
 
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Greetings friends Lando here (alum S18-28). Glad to see Reg and Filth are still fighting the good fight. Just in for an update from the farm system.

Niagara Falls RAPIDS (NFLS)

Season 6: Summer/Fall 2019

Home Ground: Old Fort Niagara

Training Ground: Vincentian Road at Bond Lake (most rounds US and other)

Colours: Thunder Falls Blue, Niagara Blue, Midnight Gray, Red Delicious Apple

League: Scenic Federation (of Secondary League Footy; Est. 2018) - since June 2019


Scenic Federation
Week 7/12

Catamaran Pacific (Vancouver, BC, CAN)
Paramatta Shawshank
Raging Stampede (Arcadia, CA, USA)
Kodiak Jax (Kodiak, AK, US)
Niagara Falls Rapids
Barbers (Aberdeen, SCO, UK)
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Banff Raiders (Banff, AB, CAN)
Lotus Fire (Shizuoka,JP)
Tundra Frost (Novosibirsk, RU)
Castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP)
The Panhandle (Tallahassee, FL, USA)
Narnian Closeteers (Belfast, NIR, UK)
Zermatterhorn ( Zermatt, CH)


{road} {HOME}

W NARNIAN CLOSETEERS 17.8.170 def 11.3.69
L tundra frost 6.9.45 def by 8.8.56
L castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP) 7.5.47 def by 6.13.49
W THE PANHANDLE13.6.84 def 2.7.19
L kodiak jax 9.5.59 def by 10.7.67
W ZERMATTERHORN 8.5.53 def 4.21.45
W lotus fire 16.12.108 def by 20.4.124
BARBERS
PARAMATTA SHAWSHANK
banff raiders
RAGING STAMPEDE
catamaran pacific


Qualifying Final
A 3v4
B 5v6

Preliminary Final
C 1v2
D A Loser v B Winner

Semifinal
E C Winner v A Winner
F C Loser v D Winner

Grand Final
E Winner v F Winner
Good to see you up and about Lando! Feel free to pop in every now and then, once a Wazza always a Wazzas! And please keep us updated on how the Rapids are doing in a season that was [checks notes] five years ago.
 
Round Eight Review
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Round Seven - Away vs the Bombers

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Hey Wazzas, we're halfway through the season so let's see what round eight looked like.

We were on the road again, which doesn't seem to faze us given we've won the last six away games before going to Abdu Prison. We were up against a Bombers outfit that had only just popped their qooty cherry the previous week so were keen to not let that happen again, if you believe the rhetoric they produced during the week.

For us the week was about one thing - celebrating the second multi-milestone event of the season as The Filth Wizard was playing game number 400 and Reginald Perrin was playing exactly half that (still an impressive 200 games). It may not have gained as much traction as I would have liked but it did bring former Wazza Norm Landrover out from whatever bush he's been in. The sim has looked after us in previous multiple milestonings so it was only a matter of time before we found out if that trend would continue.

The first quarter was very promising, where we kicked six goals to the Babylonian one. The second quarter? Not so much - we kicked another three but conceded nine to finish the fist half a point down. The third was a bit better with us kicking six goals to five to both have 15 by three quarter time (although we had 10 behinds to their one) to set us up for a close final quarter. However it was not close. The Bombers kicked another four goals, but we kicked another ten! So by the time the Rubenesque woman starter belting one out we were 47 points to the good!!!

Our biggest score in quite a while saw us do absolutely nothing on the ladder, as we remained in third place.

Round Eight Ladder

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BOM               1    1        10   1        15   1        19   2    116     
CIW               6    2        9    6        15   10       25   13   163     
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Bovo        0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27  TheInjuryF   0  3  1  3  4  2  0  0  0   36
PaPaPete    0  1  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   22  Raveneyes    0  0  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
SaintsSept  0  7  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   34  Tonga Bob    0  7  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   43
The Sultan  0  8  8  11 1  0  0  0  0   74  Reginald P   0  6  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   31
norway blu  0  8  3  10 2  1  0  0  0   62  TubbsFarqu   0  7  4  9  0  0  0  0  0   51
Jabba73     0  7  7  5  0  0  0  0  0   52  zackah       0  5  4  2  0  1  3  2  1   36
tomjoad     0  11 5  10 4  2  2  0  0   80  toxic        0  9  8  13 0  1  0  0  0   78
VainGlorio  0  11 6  10 1  0  1  1  0   78  pantskyle    0  16 5  9  2  0  0  1  1   96
mcgrath_tr  0  14 3  7  1  1  2  0  1   65  FootyGuy13   0  12 8  14 1  0  1  0  0   89
Grav        0  3  1  6  0  0  2  1  1   25  Barrybran    0  13 9  6  0  1  5  2  0   76
BLUEALLTHR  0  3  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   25  Paracleet    0  5  4  7  1  1  0  1  0   52
CursingFij  0  7  4  4  2  0  0  2  0   61  brian_muz    0  13 5  17 0  2  0  3  3  111
iDon        0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27  Piggy Smal   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
gab213      0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  The Filth    0  7  0  1  3  1  0  3  4   58
KohPhi      0  1  0  0  1  0  1  1  0   10  Dinsdale     0  8  6  5  0  0  1  3  0   67
MayTheNort  22 8  0  12 5  3  1  2  0  102  Purple7x08   14 9  0  12 2  2  1  2  0   84
snozulu     0  21 0  10 2  5  3  2  0   99  Ocha905      0  16 0  8  6  2  1  3  2  107
kickthethi  0  15 9  6  2  2  2  0  0   88  spudmaster   2  15 0  19 10 6  2  1  0  131
Pugsley     0  7  0  10 6  2  2  2  0   73  Freofalcon   0  2  2  4  0  0  0  2  0   32
Kilroy      0  1  0  7  0  0  1  0  0   14  Mesc         0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5

Another week where spudmaster was unceremoniously dumped from the ruck. Fortune favours the potatoes though as he landed on TheInjuryFactory again, and proceeded to have a 34 disposal/10 tackle/1 goal game which was an equal career high game for disposals, career high for tackles and one point off a career high DT game. Ocha905 (22 disposals/6 tackles/ 3 goals) continued his fine form, brian_muz (30 disposals/5 marks/3 goals) played by far the best game of his 8-game career, while pantskyle (25 disposals/5 marks/2 tackles/1 goal), Purple7x08_24 (21 disposals/14 hitouts/2 tackles/2 goals), FootyGuy13 (26 disposals/8 marks), toxic (22 disposals/8 marks) & Barrybran (19 disposals/9 marks/2 goals but conceding 5 frees) all had plenty of it. Up front The Filth Wizard (3 goals), Dinsdale (3 goals) zackah (2 goals) Freofalcon (2 goals) & Piggy Smalls (2 goals) joined Ocha, brian Purple & Baz as the nine Wazzas who kicked multiple goals.

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Round Nine - At Home vs the Royals


Last time we met: Round 11, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 4.10 (34) were defeated by Gold City Royals 13.7 (85) at Van Cortlandt Park

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Brother can you spare a vote?

Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) Ocha905
3 votes) brian_muz
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) FootyGuy13


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Don't recall anything worthy last week, but if you can think of something then please let me know.
 
Round Nine Review
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Round Nine - At Home vs the Habsburg Jaw having Royals

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[Pictured - a Gold City Royal, with a chin that could both divine water and dig a hole to get to it]

Evening Wazzas, we have another review ahead of us so let's so let's take a look back.

We were back at home after our latest successful double-headed road trip, and speaking of weird heads we were hosting the Royals in the second match of the round that involved us this season. We learned about Charles II of Spain, the Brundlefly of Medieval European Nobility. We learned about the cartoon character Top Cat. And we received a refresher course on student welfare in Tully, specifically what not to do. And before you could say "The Education Department would like a word Mr Guts", game day landed on our shores once again.

We've been on a weird run since late last season where we lose every game we play at home and we win every game we play away. Thankfully the Grand Final is not at Van Cortlandt Park! And that run continued in round nine in what was a closely run game of qooty in warm conditions, though you wouldn't know it looking at the stats. We swapped four goals each in the first quarter, kicked another one each in the second, they kicked three to our one in the third and we kicked four to their three in the last. Scores were even level after some putz missed a shot on goal 11 minutes into the last, but alas we ended up falling short by five points. In good news though, we remained steady in third place on the ladder.

Round Nine Ladder

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Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               4    0        5    1        6    3        10   8    68      
GCR               4    1        5    1        8    5        11   7    73      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
FootyGuy13  0  7  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   36  Nothing      0  9  6  9  0  0  1  0  0   60
Mesc        0  4  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   35  CakeEater    0  6  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   42
Freofalcon  0  2  3  3  1  1  0  0  0   26  Bianconeri   0  0  0  0  1  1  2  0  0   -1
toxic       0  7  3  6  2  0  1  0  0   47  hotchilli    0  11 3  9  0  0  0  0  0   60
TubbsFarqu  0  7  7  8  1  0  0  0  0   62  Ulahoopski   0  11 4  10 2  1  0  0  0   74
Purple7x08  0  4  3  2  0  0  1  0  0   22  krakouers    0  12 6  8  0  0  0  0  0   70
Tonga Bob   0  11 7  10 2  0  3  0  1   74  Membling     0  5  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   32
Reginald P  0  6  3  4  1  1  1  0  0   37  Zevon        0  10 8  7  1  1  1  0  0   70
Barrybran   0  8  5  5  3  1  1  1  1   66  grumblegut   0  11 9  10 1  1  1  0  1   83
Paracleet   0  17 3  11 2  1  1  0  0   88  Supersuns    0  2  1  1  1  0  2  1  0   15
Dinsdale    0  4  4  7  2  0  1  1  0   49  Footypie32   0  13 10 11 2  0  0  1  0  105
brian_muz   0  8  5  2  0  0  2  1  0   43  Uncle_Leo    0  6  5  8  0  0  1  2  1   59
Piggy Smal  0  4  1  0  1  0  1  2  2   30  Mr Cheese    0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  1    9
The Filth   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26  Brenton Da   0  4  0  0  2  0  0  3  1   39
zackah      0  2  0  1  1  0  1  1  1   16  Smartys Po   0  2  1  0  1  0  0  2  0   25
spudmaster  8  7  0  6  1  2  0  1  0   53  nahnah       2  5  0  0  0  0  0  0  0   17
Ocha905     0  12 0  7  6  5  1  0  1   77  manicpie     0  10 0  8  5  5  3  1  1   69
pantskyle   0  7  1  5  3  0  1  0  0   43  Crimson Az   0  9  0  9  8  6  1  0  0   80
Raveneyes   0  7  5  4  1  0  0  0  0   48  GreyCrow     11 8  0  11 2  0  0  1  1   72
TheInjuryF  0  5  0  8  1  2  0  1  0   43  MrPremiers   0  7  4  6  2  0  1  0  1   51

Paracleet wandered away from a back pocket and helped himself to 28 disposals, 3 marks & 2 tackles to be best on for us. Ocha905 (19 disposals/6 tackles) continued his fine season while Barrybran (13 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), TubbsFarquhar (15 disposals/7 marks) and oldmate (21 disposlas/7 marks/2 tackles) also got a bit of it. Up front it was The Filth Wizard and Piggy Smalls who did the best with two goals each.

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Round Ten - At Home vs the Bears


Last time we met: Round , Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 19.6 (120)
defeated Las Vegas Bears 14.13 (97) at Van Cortlandt Park

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I'm sensing there's gonna be a few bulk vote posts incoming, so to help please chuck some my way sooner rather than later.

Round 9 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) Paracleet
3 votes) Bob, T.
2 votes) Barrybran
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar
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Admittedly it's low hanging fruit, but our good friend guts regaled us again with his oft-told 'kid in a boot' anecdote which gave several of us the opportunity to respond...

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Round Ten - At Home vs The Bears

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Hey Wazzas, wanna read a review? If so then read on. jk, don't care if you do or not imma write it anyway so I have something for Frankie night

So we got to round ten, and we were at home for the second week in a row which was good because we got to sleep in our own beds and also not good because we'd forgotten how to win at home. We were entertaining the Las Vegans (Spanish for 'the vegans'), who were having a crummy old season and somehow convinced that we were as well. But like a wise man once said, it's never as good or as bad as it seems. And for us that meant whether we were playing at home or away, so the Bears probably had a point.

If bears have taught us anything, it's that they're a funny old fellow. And from the capo captain through to the onomatopoeic rookie they're a pretty funny bunch. Even Rappin' Ronnie has his moments, no matter how irregular & rhymeless they may be. So that made for a pretty fun week, and by all accounts our visitors enjoyed the Cyclone and glizzies.

But all things come to an end, and with this we made it to Game Day. It was a close game for for first two and a half quarters, but then we thought enough was enough and we kicked 10 of the last 14 goals of the game to salute by 32 points by the end on a rare match where we won every quarter. It meant that we remain in third place on the ladder, two points behind second and six behind first who we meet this coming week.

Round Ten Ladder

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CIW SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
CIW               5    4        11   7        17   8        22   9    141     
LVB               4    5        10   7        13   9        16   13   109     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
toxic       0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Test Tickl   0  5  0  1  0  0  0  1  2   25
Reginald P  0  3  4  2  0  0  0  0  0   25  JoshWooden   0  3  6  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
Dinsdale    0  4  2  7  0  1  0  0  0   33  Cap          12 9  1  3  2  1  0  4  1   82
Purple7x08  0  9  6  9  2  0  2  0  0   65  RookiePick   0  6  7  5  0  1  1  0  0   47
TubbsFarqu  0  8  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   46  Electronic   0  3  4  10 1  1  0  0  0   46
zackah      0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  tony         0  5  1  6  1  1  1  0  0   32
Tonga Bob   0  10 6  8  3  1  1  2  0   86  RonnieRave   0  14 7  11 2  0  0  0  0   93
pantskyle   0  15 10 13 2  0  3  2  0  112  Chipmunk     0  11 2  10 2  2  0  0  0   69
Barrybran   0  8  7  10 1  0  2  1  0   69  SSSSSS       0  16 3  11 3  0  3  3  0  100
Piggy Smal  0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  1   17  MKMatty      0  11 6  11 0  1  4  1  1   69
Mesc        0  6  5  7  2  0  2  0  1   50  JoseMourin   0  9  4  4  0  0  2  0  3   44
brian_muz   0  7  6  7  1  1  1  3  1   74  Tandy        0  3  2  9  0  0  0  2  0   45
Paracleet   0  3  1  4  0  0  0  2  1   33  MWPP         0  1  2  1  1  0  0  1  0   21
The Filth   0  8  1  0  0  0  0  6  2   65  Art Vandel   0  6  0  0  2  0  0  3  3   47
FootyGuy13  0  4  2  3  0  0  1  2  0   33  CountryLad   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  0  1    8
spudmaster  19 13 0  10 1  3  1  3  1  101  Shadow Man   5  7  0  3  0  1  1  0  1   31
Ocha905     0  6  0  11 7  3  2  1  0   71  Millky95     0  8  0  9  7  8  2  0  1   73
TheInjuryF  0  17 0  12 4  5  0  0  2   98  Matera92     0  8  0  5  1  2  1  1  0   43
Raveneyes   0  1  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   16  kane249      0  3  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Freofalcon  0  9  6  7  0  1  2  0  0   54  I Dont Car   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

In what has been something of a rarity this season, coach The Donald allowed spudmaster (23 disposlas/19 hitouts/3 goals) & TheInjuryFactory (29 disposals/4 tackles) in their asigned positions for the entire match. pantskyle (28 disposals/10 marks/2 tackles/2 goals) also benefited from not being moved, brother The Filth Wizard kicked six goals in his best return for the season so far, while Ocha905 (17 disposals/7 tackles/1 goal), brian_muz (14 disposals/6 tackles/3 goals), Barrybran (18 disposals/7 marks/1 goal), Purple7x08_24 (18 disposals/6 marks/2 tackles) & ya boi (18 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles/2 goals) all had plenty of it. FootyGuy13 & Paracleet also joined in on the goalfest with two each.

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Round Eleven - Away vs The Demons


Last time we met: Round 20, Season 37

Mount Buller Demons 10.8 (68) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 13.4 (82) at the Snow Dome

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VOTES MOFOS, DO YOU HAVE THEM?

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) Bob, T.

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Nothing springs to mind this week, but if you have anything please nominate it.

Have yourselves a week fellas!!
 

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Did I get subbed into the back pocket, coz I did nothing in the game. But if you don't vote purely on a weird sim result, I did post a lot in the game fred. You're welcome.
 
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Round Eleven - Away vs the Demons/Delons/Frogs/White Bread/Other

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Evening Wazzas, we got some review for dinner. Come get some...

We were back on the road in round eleven after our drought breaking home win, and given the run of eight consecutive road wins we were on it would stand to reason that we would swap one ended run with another. And given that we were also heading up the hill to face the ladder leading Mount Buller Demons, the odds of us finding a pothole in the road were considerably shorter.

The week itself was full of the sort of frivolity that one would come to expect from our two clubs. The hosts were represented by the former Warrior skipper, the muppet, the quaffer, the pastry, a cat, the returning veteran, a Christmas chicken, unrequited Bill Hicks quotes and Shemp Hemsworth among others. It even inspired a matching set of beehive hairdo avatars courtesy of the most obscure album cover in Christendom. Well worth the hike up the mountain, I'm sure you'll agree.

Then before you could say "nothing says lovin' like something fresh out the oven", it was Game Day. The sim gave us warm weather and a cagey first quarter which ended up even. The second quarter was not even, and our hot away form went into overdrive as we kicked 8 goals to 3 to take a 27 point lead into the second half. We increased it by a point by the final change and then decided that'll do as we kicked a solitary goal in the final quarter but by then the hosts were tuckered out as well, kicking three to reduce the margin to 16 points by the time the freaking siren blew.

The win, our ninth in a row away from Van Cortlandt Park, saw us overtake the Furies into second spot on the ladder as we prepare to take a well deserved rest in round 12.

Round Eleven Ladder

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MBD               4    4        7    7        11   12       14   14   98      
CIW               4    4        12   4        17   4        18   6    114     
MBD        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
DERO        0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  1    9  zackah       0  2  1  0  0  1  0  1  0   16
manangatan  0  5  3  8  1  0  0  0  0   44  The Filth    0  8  1  1  0  0  0  2  1   42
Azarole     0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5  TubbsFarqu   0  3  4  6  1  1  0  0  0   38
Proper Gan  0  6  3  4  2  0  1  0  0   40  Purple7x08   0  7  7  9  0  0  2  0  0   54
Scythe94    0  7  4  4  1  1  1  0  0   43  pantskyle    0  10 5  7  0  0  0  0  0   59
Jatz        0  3  3  10 2  1  0  0  0   47  Freofalcon   0  10 4  9  2  2  0  0  0   70
Gralin      0  7  8  9  4  0  2  0  0   73  Tonga Bob    0  11 2  10 1  1  2  0  0   58
Wosh        0  12 7  9  1  1  1  0  2   79  Reginald P   0  6  5  7  3  1  1  2  0   69
p4p1        0  17 7  13 3  3  0  0  0  113  FootyGuy13   0  10 5  9  0  0  2  0  0   57
cooney      0  11 6  10 0  0  2  1  3   74  Barrybran    0  4  3  8  1  0  1  1  1   45
sante       0  5  1  1  0  0  2  1  1   21  Dinsdale     0  7  5  12 0  0  0  2  2   74
Headless    0  10 6  3  1  1  1  0  0   56  brian_muz    0  6  3  6  1  1  0  2  0   56
Bluelegs    0  1  1  1  1  0  0  1  0   18  Piggy Smal   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  2  0   22
sausagerol  0  12 1  0  2  0  1  9  3  101  Paracleet    0  3  2  2  0  0  0  1  0   25
jmoo wan    0  4  0  3  0  0  0  0  1   19  toxic        0  5  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   33
cats2rise   16 13 0  3  4  1  1  0  2   77  spudmaster   14 15 0  9  3  2  0  3  1  110
moginie     0  8  0  11 5  3  0  0  0   69  Ocha905      0  11 0  10 6  3  2  1  0   80
Van_Dyke    0  7  1  8  7  1  1  0  0   66  TheInjuryF   0  12 0  13 5  3  1  1  1   89
tgrs        0  6  3  2  1  0  1  2  1   45  Mesc         0  4  2  0  0  0  0  0  0   18
Yakker      0  1  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   10  Raveneyes    0  0  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   16

Who would have thought that if you keep a ruckspud in his nominated position that he would become good at ruckspudding? Well that's what's happening with spudmaster who continued his hot form thanks to 24 disposals, 14 hitouts, 3 tackles and 3 goals to be best on for us. He also provided plenty of balls (hee hee) to TheInjuryFactory (25 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal) & Ocha905 (21 disposals/6 tackles/1 goal). Freofalcon (19 disposals/4 marks/2 tackles) was the best of the backs while Dinsdale brian_muz Piggy Smalls Reginald Perrin & The Filth Wizard all kicked two goals each. Coach The Donald decided though to chuck Filthy to full back and he may or may not kicked a couple of extra sausagerolls for the hosts.

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Round Twelve - At Home vs the Bye


Last time we met: Round 19, Season 37

It was a bye what did you expect the result to be?

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Getting on my knees and praying for Frankie votes.

Round 11 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) Ocha905
2 votes) Dinsdale
1 vote) Reginald Perrin


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Got a couple this week.

First up this this pearler from Barrybran:

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Then the other one as recommended by spudmaster is from The Filth Wizard suggesting why Dinsdale timed his trip to Bali:


Enjoy the week off fellas!
 
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Round Thirteen - At Home vs the OOFs

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[Pictured - zackah & brian_muz have found a dead camel]

Top o' the evening Wazzas, we're so back but at the same time we so never left so let's talk about last week.

We emerged from the bye refreshed, revitalised and rejuvenated thanks to the traditional round 13 OP from FootyGuy13. That lasted for exactly one day, as the Old Farts came to town. This was the first of the reverse fixtures which is totally bonkers given we haven't played all of the other teams yet. So a week of artificial camels, artificial stout, artifical bravado, artificial activity bantz and dad jokes from multiple sources it was. I did catch up for frothies with one of them though so swings and roundabouts.

And like all weeks game day appeared. It was a cloudy day at Van Cortlandt Park, which normally augurs well for the spectators but the statisticians crack the shits about it as they have to work overtime. And overtime they did. Sixteen goals were kicked in the first quarter alone, and 25 by the half - 12 to us and 13 to them. It was the third quarter though where the magic happened, as we kicked another nine (9) goals to the Ophidian three to see a 6 point deficit turn into a 36 point lead by the final change. Another 5 goal to 4 final quarter saw us salute to the tune of 44 points. We did the double over the cult, and in the process both squared the overall ledger and had our first home victory against them.

But that's not all! The win, coupled with the Delons getting done by Roy, meant that we finished the round atop the summit that is the SFA ladder!

Round Thirteen Ladder

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Rich (BB code):
CIW SENIORS Vs OOB SENIORS
CIW               7    4        12   7        21   15       26   20   176     
OOB               9    2        13   7        16   9        20   12   132     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  OOB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Raveneyes   0  6  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   31  Braklet      0  6  0  8  3  4  0  0  0   50
Mesc        0  3  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    9  Harvey Man   0  3  2  7  0  0  3  0  0   20
Ocha905     0  14 0  3  5  2  0  2  1   83  Elton John   0  4  2  2  0  0  0  1  1   29
Reginald P  0  4  2  2  0  1  0  0  0   23  Tigerturbu   0  11 4  10 3  2  1  0  0   76
TubbsFarqu  0  7  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   30  Over The P   0  11 0  6  3  4  1  2  0   70
Freofalcon  0  7  2  3  0  1  0  0  0   34  U2tigers     0  6  7  8  1  0  1  0  0   56
Tonga Bob   0  13 4  15 4  1  6  1  1   87  Pugsley      0  10 5  11 1  0  1  1  1   75
pantskyle   0  11 7  17 1  0  1  1  1   96  Dingster     0  13 5  10 1  2  1  0  0   77
FootyGuy13  0  14 5  11 2  0  0  2  1  100  Mrs Turbo    0  11 7  13 1  2  2  1  2   88
Barrybran   0  13 5  8  1  1  1  3  4   94  gab213       0  6  3  3  0  0  1  0  1   31
Dinsdale    0  13 9  9  1  0  1  3  1  104  Robertio     0  4  3  7  0  1  0  1  1   43
toxic       0  5  5  5  0  1  2  0  0   35  Irish Blue   0  11 4  5  0  1  1  4  0   77
Piggy Smal  0  2  0  0  1  0  1  1  1   14  BRAB         0  6  2  0  0  0  0  3  3   45
The Filth   0  10 0  0  3  1  0  7  3   88  myblueroan   0  2  0  0  1  0  0  1  1   17
brahj       0  3  0  0  1  0  2  1  2   15  kenneyswar   0  4  1  1  0  0  0  2  2   31
brian_muz   2  10 9  8  1  1  2  4  3  101  thewizardm   18 13 0  13 4  2  0  2  0  113
zackah      0  6  2  6  2  1  1  0  1   43  King Tenz    0  14 0  17 5  1  0  2  0  109
TheInjuryF  0  9  0  8  3  3  1  0  0   55  tigerland_   0  3  0  2  3  0  0  0  0   25
Purple7x08  0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  Wickzki      0  9  5  16 1  0  2  0  0   72
spudmaster  18 11 0  6  5  3  1  1  1   90  FreoGirl     0  2  0  7  0  1  2  0  0   15

A statistician's nightmare means that plenty of us filled our boots. The forward line was potent as heck with The Filth Wizard kicking seven goals in a season best performance, CHF Dinsdale (22 disposals/9 marks/3 goals) but in a Carey-like performance, the flankers in Barrybran (21 disposals/5 marks/3 goals) and brian_muz (18 disposals/9 marks/4 goals/2 hitouts even) ran amok. The midfield were busy also, with FootyGuy13 (25 disposals/5 marks/2 tackles/2 goals), spudmaster (17 disposals/18 hitouts/5 tackles/1 goal), pantskyle (28 disposals/7 marks/1 goal), Ocha905 (17 disposals/5 tackles/2 goals) & oldmate (28 disposals/4 marks/4 tackles/1 goal/a whopping SIX frees against) doing the needful. And debutant Wazza brahj kicked his first goal for us... and his first two behinds!


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Round Fourteen - Away vs the Gumbies


Last time we met: Round 2, Season 38

Coney Island Warriors 16.6 (102) were defeated by Gumbies FFC 18.9 (117) at Van Cortlandt Park

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Please, a crumb of votes is all I ask.

Round 13 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) The Filth Wizard
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) brian_muz
1 vote) spudmaster


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I'm plenty tired boss.
 
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Round Fourteen - Away vs the Gumbies

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Evening Wazzas, it's review o'clock again.

We went back on the road in round 14 for our second double up game of the season, this time visiting the House of Gumby in the Match of the Round. The usual suspects were doing their thing for the hosts including the current beez trophy winner, the original beez trophy winner and the name-dropping goose. Things took a turn however when the conversation moved to an incident which has been coined the 'Tasmanian Trout Incident' (don't look it up on a work device - I did it once and I think I got away with it). Working blue seems to suit the blue plasticine people so were up against it. There was also the trend of the ladder leaders (us) being beaten, along with a 350-game-sized milestone to overcome courtesy of zackah.

When the game day rolled around we were assigned the former Warriors captain to work the zeroes and ones in warm conditions. And it turned out to be an evenly fought encounter. The teams couldn't be split after the first quarter, and again after the second quarter. The hosts led by two points at the final change though, and got to a 17 point lead midway through the final quarter before leading by 12 points with three and a half minutes remaining. We did have the last two shots on goal courtesy of pantskyle and Reginald Perrin which, if kicked truly would have finished the match as it was at the start, at quarter time and at half time... even. Unfortunately they did not kick truly, so we finished the match 10 points in the red and in second place on the ladder.

Round Fourteen Ladder

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Rich (BB code):
GUM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GUM               2    3        4    4        6    8        12   13   85      
CIW               2    3        4    4        6    6        11   9    75      
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
StFly       0  4  3  2  0  0  2  0  0   19  toxic        0  7  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   26
Aucklander  0  7  3  9  1  1  2  0  0   47  Raveneyes    0  4  5  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
HotPiesWit  0  2  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   19  Mesc         0  3  1  3  1  0  0  0  0   22
rye         0  3  2  9  1  0  1  0  0   34  zackah       0  9  4  10 0  0  2  0  0   53
CatToTheFu  0  5  2  5  2  0  0  0  0   39  TubbsFarqu   0  6  3  11 1  1  1  0  0   51
The_Wookie  0  6  6  7  0  0  0  0  0   50  Freofalcon   0  11 10 12 1  2  1  0  0   90
Brick Loos  0  12 5  18 1  1  1  0  1   90  Tonga Bob    0  5  2  5  2  0  2  1  1   40
Mop         0  7  4  15 2  0  1  0  0   68  pantskyle    0  14 5  6  1  1  2  0  1   69
ossie_21    0  10 4  5  2  0  1  1  0   63  spudmaster   1  9  2  9  2  0  1  0  0   57
NSWCROW     0  10 3  16 1  1  1  1  3   82  The Filth    0  7  2  1  1  2  0  4  2   61
Dory_77     0  8  4  12 2  1  1  1  0   72  Dinsdale     0  5  7  9  1  0  1  0  0   55
bone2468    0  6  5  13 1  2  0  0  1   66  brian_muz    0  5  6  3  1  0  0  1  0   49
DinoSoar    0  3  0  0  0  0  2  1  2   11  Piggy Smal   0  4  3  0  1  0  0  3  1   44
GWS Goose   0  7  1  0  1  0  0  4  3   55  Barrybran    0  9  5  2  0  0  1  1  1   50
beez        0  14 0  8  6  3  2  1  2   87  Reginald P   0  2  0  0  1  1  0  0  2   13
Falconista  11 13 0  15 2  2  2  2  1   97  FootyGuy13   7  7  1  5  4  2  0  0  0   59
Jeremias    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Purple7x08   0  5  0  7  7  5  0  0  0   62
cats_09     0  9  0  12 12 3  1  1  0  105  TheInjuryF   0  10 0  5  7  3  2  1  0   71
Tigerlaird  0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  brahj        0  5  0  0  0  0  0  0  1   16
Supercheap  0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4  Ocha905      0  3  1  3  1  0  1  0  0   19

There were a couple of firsts in the game, revolving around the positional swap between winger FootyGuy13 and ruckspud spudmaster. spud (18 disposals/1 hitout/2 tackles/2 marks) took his first marks of the season, while FootyGuy13 (12 disposals/1 mark/4 tackles/7 hitouts) brought up the first hitouts of his 144 game career. Freofalcon (22 disposals/10 marks/1 tackle) was the best of the defenders, pantskyle (20 disposals/5 marks) TheInjuryFactory (15 disposals/7 tackles/1 goal) & Purple7x08_24 (12 disposals/7 tackles) were the pick of the mids and The Filth Wizard (4 goals) & Piggy Smalls (3 goals) were the best up front.

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Round Fifteen - Away vs the Furies way down Mexico way (International Roast apparently)


Last time we met: Round 3, Season 38

Coney Island Warriors 10.7 (67) were defeated by Fighting Furies 13.3 (81) at Van Cortlandt Park

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OK real talk. The number of Frankie votes received so far is way down on previous seasons, so please pull your collective fingers out of your collective arses and send in some votes.

Round 14 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Freofalcon
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) The Filth Wizard
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) FootyGuy13



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Think we pwned the town of Burnie.
 
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Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hola amigos, quick one for your Friday 7 evening. This week we welcome the 18th person into Life Membership of the Coney Island warriors - the one and only TubbsFarquhar (or as he is now known for the week - El Barcazar!

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Here's some stuff about the occasion:


Read it, then get around our boy!​
 
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Hola amigos, quick one for your Friday 7 evening. This week we welcome the 18th person into Life Membership of the Coney Island warriors - the one and only TubbsFarquhar (or as he is now known for the week - El Barcazar!

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Here's some stuff about the occasion:


Read it, then get around our boy!​
What good timing! With the SC round theme it's now officially Tubbs El Barcazar week.
 
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Round Fourteen - Away vs the Gumbies

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Evening Wazzas, it's review o'clock again.

We went back on the road in round 14 for our second double up game of the season, this time visiting the House of Gumby in the Match of the Round. The usual suspects were doing their thing for the hosts including the current beez trophy winner, the original beez trophy winner and the name-dropping goose. Things took a turn however when the conversation moved to an incident which has been coined the 'Tasmanian Trout Incident' (don't look it up on a work device - I did it once and I think I got away with it). Working blue seems to suit the blue plasticine people so were up against it. There was also the trend of the ladder leaders (us) being beaten, along with a 350-game-sized milestone to overcome courtesy of zackah.

When the game day rolled around we were assigned the former Warriors captain to work the zeroes and ones in warm conditions. And it turned out to be an evenly fought encounter. The teams couldn't be split after the first quarter, and again after the second quarter. The hosts led by two points at the final change though, and got to a 17 point lead midway through the final quarter before leading by 12 points with three and a half minutes remaining. We did have the last two shots on goal courtesy of pantskyle and Reginald Perrin which, if kicked truly would have finished the match as it was at the start, at quarter time and at half time... even. Unfortunately they did not kick truly, so we finished the match 10 points in the red and in second place on the ladder.

Round Fourteen Ladder

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GUM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GUM               2    3        4    4        6    8        12   13   85     
CIW               2    3        4    4        6    6        11   9    75     
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
StFly       0  4  3  2  0  0  2  0  0   19  toxic        0  7  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   26
Aucklander  0  7  3  9  1  1  2  0  0   47  Raveneyes    0  4  5  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
HotPiesWit  0  2  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   19  Mesc         0  3  1  3  1  0  0  0  0   22
rye         0  3  2  9  1  0  1  0  0   34  zackah       0  9  4  10 0  0  2  0  0   53
CatToTheFu  0  5  2  5  2  0  0  0  0   39  TubbsFarqu   0  6  3  11 1  1  1  0  0   51
The_Wookie  0  6  6  7  0  0  0  0  0   50  Freofalcon   0  11 10 12 1  2  1  0  0   90
Brick Loos  0  12 5  18 1  1  1  0  1   90  Tonga Bob    0  5  2  5  2  0  2  1  1   40
Mop         0  7  4  15 2  0  1  0  0   68  pantskyle    0  14 5  6  1  1  2  0  1   69
ossie_21    0  10 4  5  2  0  1  1  0   63  spudmaster   1  9  2  9  2  0  1  0  0   57
NSWCROW     0  10 3  16 1  1  1  1  3   82  The Filth    0  7  2  1  1  2  0  4  2   61
Dory_77     0  8  4  12 2  1  1  1  0   72  Dinsdale     0  5  7  9  1  0  1  0  0   55
bone2468    0  6  5  13 1  2  0  0  1   66  brian_muz    0  5  6  3  1  0  0  1  0   49
DinoSoar    0  3  0  0  0  0  2  1  2   11  Piggy Smal   0  4  3  0  1  0  0  3  1   44
GWS Goose   0  7  1  0  1  0  0  4  3   55  Barrybran    0  9  5  2  0  0  1  1  1   50
beez        0  14 0  8  6  3  2  1  2   87  Reginald P   0  2  0  0  1  1  0  0  2   13
Falconista  11 13 0  15 2  2  2  2  1   97  FootyGuy13   7  7  1  5  4  2  0  0  0   59
Jeremias    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Purple7x08   0  5  0  7  7  5  0  0  0   62
cats_09     0  9  0  12 12 3  1  1  0  105  TheInjuryF   0  10 0  5  7  3  2  1  0   71
Tigerlaird  0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  brahj        0  5  0  0  0  0  0  0  1   16
Supercheap  0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4  Ocha905      0  3  1  3  1  0  1  0  0   19

There were a couple of firsts in the game, revolving around the positional swap between winger FootyGuy13 and ruckspud spudmaster. spud (18 disposals/1 hitout/2 tackles/2 marks) took his first marks of the season, while FootyGuy13 (12 disposals/1 mark/4 tackles/7 hitouts) brought up the first hitouts of his 144 game career. Freofalcon (22 disposals/10 marks/1 tackle) was the best of the defenders, pantskyle (20 disposals/5 marks) TheInjuryFactory (15 disposals/7 tackles/1 goal) & Purple7x08_24 (12 disposals/7 tackles) were the pick of the mids and The Filth Wizard (4 goals) & Piggy Smalls (3 goals) were the best up front.

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Round Fifteen - Away vs the Furies way down Mexico way (International Roast apparently)


Last time we met: Round 3, Season 38

Coney Island Warriors 10.7 (67) were defeated by Fighting Furies 13.3 (81) at Van Cortlandt Park

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OK real talk. The number of Frankie votes received so far is way down on previous seasons, so please pull your collective fingers out of your collective arses and send in some votes.

Round 14 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Freofalcon
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) The Filth Wizard
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) FootyGuy13



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Think we pwned the town of Burnie.
Wait so the away winning streak ended... to all the Sims out there -

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