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[Tonga Bob]

I always enjoy being in a rick vein of form...

Well we are no strangers to love...

 

[FootyGuy13]

Well we are no strangers to love...

I am.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I am.

Seems like you just wanna tell us how you're feeling

 

[Norm Landrover]

Greetings friends Lando here (alum S18-28). Glad to see Reg and Filth are still fighting the good fight. Just in for an update from the farm system.

Niagara Falls RAPIDS (NFLS)

Season 6: Summer/Fall 2019

Home Ground: Old Fort Niagara

Training Ground: Vincentian Road at Bond Lake (most rounds US and other)

Colours: Thunder Falls Blue, Niagara Blue, Midnight Gray, Red Delicious Apple

League: Scenic Federation (of Secondary League Footy; Est. 2018) - since June 2019


Scenic Federation
Week 7/12

Catamaran Pacific (Vancouver, BC, CAN)
Paramatta Shawshank
Raging Stampede (Arcadia, CA, USA)
Kodiak Jax (Kodiak, AK, US)
Niagara Falls Rapids
Barbers (Aberdeen, SCO, UK)
--------
Banff Raiders (Banff, AB, CAN)
Lotus Fire (Shizuoka,JP)
Tundra Frost (Novosibirsk, RU)
Castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP)
The Panhandle (Tallahassee, FL, USA)
Narnian Closeteers (Belfast, NIR, UK)
Zermatterhorn ( Zermatt, CH)


{road} {HOME}

W NARNIAN CLOSETEERS 17.8.170 def 11.3.69
L tundra frost 6.9.45 def by 8.8.56
L castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP) 7.5.47 def by 6.13.49
W THE PANHANDLE13.6.84 def 2.7.19
L kodiak jax 9.5.59 def by 10.7.67
W ZERMATTERHORN 8.5.53 def 4.21.45
W lotus fire 16.12.108 def by 20.4.124
BARBERS
PARAMATTA SHAWSHANK
banff raiders
RAGING STAMPEDE
catamaran pacific


Qualifying Final
A 3v4
B 5v6

Preliminary Final
C 1v2
D A Loser v B Winner

Semifinal
E C Winner v A Winner
F C Loser v D Winner

Grand Final
E Winner v F Winner

 

[Tonga Bob]

Greetings friends Lando here (alum S18-28). Glad to see Reg and Filth are still fighting the good fight. Just in for an update from the farm system.

Niagara Falls RAPIDS (NFLS)

Season 6: Summer/Fall 2019

Home Ground: Old Fort Niagara

Training Ground: Vincentian Road at Bond Lake (most rounds US and other)

Colours: Thunder Falls Blue, Niagara Blue, Midnight Gray, Red Delicious Apple

League: Scenic Federation (of Secondary League Footy; Est. 2018) - since June 2019


Scenic Federation
Week 7/12

Catamaran Pacific (Vancouver, BC, CAN)
Paramatta Shawshank
Raging Stampede (Arcadia, CA, USA)
Kodiak Jax (Kodiak, AK, US)
Niagara Falls Rapids
Barbers (Aberdeen, SCO, UK)
--------
Banff Raiders (Banff, AB, CAN)
Lotus Fire (Shizuoka,JP)
Tundra Frost (Novosibirsk, RU)
Castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP)
The Panhandle (Tallahassee, FL, USA)
Narnian Closeteers (Belfast, NIR, UK)
Zermatterhorn ( Zermatt, CH)


{road} {HOME}

W NARNIAN CLOSETEERS 17.8.170 def 11.3.69
L tundra frost 6.9.45 def by 8.8.56
L castores de Sevilla (Seville, ESP) 7.5.47 def by 6.13.49
W THE PANHANDLE13.6.84 def 2.7.19
L kodiak jax 9.5.59 def by 10.7.67
W ZERMATTERHORN 8.5.53 def 4.21.45
W lotus fire 16.12.108 def by 20.4.124
BARBERS
PARAMATTA SHAWSHANK
banff raiders
RAGING STAMPEDE
catamaran pacific


Qualifying Final
A 3v4
B 5v6

Preliminary Final
C 1v2
D A Loser v B Winner

Semifinal
E C Winner v A Winner
F C Loser v D Winner

Grand Final
E Winner v F Winner

Good to see you up and about Lando! Feel free to pop in every now and then, once a Wazza always a Wazzas! And please keep us updated on how the Rapids are doing in a season that was [checks notes] five years ago.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Seven - Away vs the Bombers

​

Hey Wazzas, we're halfway through the season so let's see what round eight looked like.

We were on the road again, which doesn't seem to faze us given we've won the last six away games before going to Abdu Prison. We were up against a Bombers outfit that had only just popped their qooty cherry the previous week so were keen to not let that happen again, if you believe the rhetoric they produced during the week.

For us the week was about one thing - celebrating the second multi-milestone event of the season as The Filth Wizard was playing game number 400 and Reginald Perrin was playing exactly half that (still an impressive 200 games). It may not have gained as much traction as I would have liked but it did bring former Wazza Norm Landrover out from whatever bush he's been in. The sim has looked after us in previous multiple milestonings so it was only a matter of time before we found out if that trend would continue.

The first quarter was very promising, where we kicked six goals to the Babylonian one. The second quarter? Not so much - we kicked another three but conceded nine to finish the fist half a point down. The third was a bit better with us kicking six goals to five to both have 15 by three quarter time (although we had 10 behinds to their one) to set us up for a close final quarter. However it was not close. The Bombers kicked another four goals, but we kicked another ten! So by the time the Rubenesque woman starter belting one out we were 47 points to the good!!!

Our biggest score in quite a while saw us do absolutely nothing on the ladder, as we remained in third place.

Round Eight Ladder​

BOM SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
BOM               1    1        10   1        15   1        19   2    116     
CIW               6    2        9    6        15   10       25   13   163     
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Bovo        0  3  2  4  1  0  0  0  0   27  TheInjuryF   0  3  1  3  4  2  0  0  0   36
PaPaPete    0  1  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   22  Raveneyes    0  0  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
SaintsSept  0  7  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   34  Tonga Bob    0  7  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   43
The Sultan  0  8  8  11 1  0  0  0  0   74  Reginald P   0  6  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   31
norway blu  0  8  3  10 2  1  0  0  0   62  TubbsFarqu   0  7  4  9  0  0  0  0  0   51
Jabba73     0  7  7  5  0  0  0  0  0   52  zackah       0  5  4  2  0  1  3  2  1   36
tomjoad     0  11 5  10 4  2  2  0  0   80  toxic        0  9  8  13 0  1  0  0  0   78
VainGlorio  0  11 6  10 1  0  1  1  0   78  pantskyle    0  16 5  9  2  0  0  1  1   96
mcgrath_tr  0  14 3  7  1  1  2  0  1   65  FootyGuy13   0  12 8  14 1  0  1  0  0   89
Grav        0  3  1  6  0  0  2  1  1   25  Barrybran    0  13 9  6  0  1  5  2  0   76
BLUEALLTHR  0  3  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   25  Paracleet    0  5  4  7  1  1  0  1  0   52
CursingFij  0  7  4  4  2  0  0  2  0   61  brian_muz    0  13 5  17 0  2  0  3  3  111
iDon        0  3  0  0  0  0  0  3  0   27  Piggy Smal   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
gab213      0  5  0  0  0  0  0  5  0   45  The Filth    0  7  0  1  3  1  0  3  4   58
KohPhi      0  1  0  0  1  0  1  1  0   10  Dinsdale     0  8  6  5  0  0  1  3  0   67
MayTheNort  22 8  0  12 5  3  1  2  0  102  Purple7x08   14 9  0  12 2  2  1  2  0   84
snozulu     0  21 0  10 2  5  3  2  0   99  Ocha905      0  16 0  8  6  2  1  3  2  107
kickthethi  0  15 9  6  2  2  2  0  0   88  spudmaster   2  15 0  19 10 6  2  1  0  131
Pugsley     0  7  0  10 6  2  2  2  0   73  Freofalcon   0  2  2  4  0  0  0  2  0   32
Kilroy      0  1  0  7  0  0  1  0  0   14  Mesc         0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5

Another week where spudmaster was unceremoniously dumped from the ruck. Fortune favours the potatoes though as he landed on TheInjuryFactory again, and proceeded to have a 34 disposal/10 tackle/1 goal game which was an equal career high game for disposals, career high for tackles and one point off a career high DT game. Ocha905 (22 disposals/6 tackles/ 3 goals) continued his fine form, brian_muz (30 disposals/5 marks/3 goals) played by far the best game of his 8-game career, while pantskyle (25 disposals/5 marks/2 tackles/1 goal), Purple7x08_24 (21 disposals/14 hitouts/2 tackles/2 goals), FootyGuy13 (26 disposals/8 marks), toxic (22 disposals/8 marks) & Barrybran (19 disposals/9 marks/2 goals but conceding 5 frees) all had plenty of it. Up front The Filth Wizard (3 goals), Dinsdale (3 goals) zackah (2 goals) Freofalcon (2 goals) & Piggy Smalls (2 goals) joined Ocha, brian Purple & Baz as the nine Wazzas who kicked multiple goals.

Round Nine - At Home vs the Royals


Last time we met: Round 11, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 4.10 (34) were defeated by Gold City Royals 13.7 (85) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Brother can you spare a vote?

Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) Ocha905
3 votes) brian_muz
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) FootyGuy13


Don't recall anything worthy last week, but if you can think of something then please let me know.

 

[Barrybran]

Congratulations The Filth Wizard. It seems I missed that memo...

 

[Dinsdale]

Round Octopus #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. spudmaster
4. Dinsdale
3. FootyGuy13
2. brian_muz
1. Ocha905

 

[Dinsdale]

Round Sevenish, #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. spudmaster
4. Dinsdale
3. Tonga Bob
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Reginald Perrin

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Nine - At Home vs the Habsburg Jaw having Royals


[Pictured - a Gold City Royal, with a chin that could both divine water and dig a hole to get to it]​

Evening Wazzas, we have another review ahead of us so let's so let's take a look back.

We were back at home after our latest successful double-headed road trip, and speaking of weird heads we were hosting the Royals in the second match of the round that involved us this season. We learned about Charles II of Spain, the Brundlefly of Medieval European Nobility. We learned about the cartoon character Top Cat. And we received a refresher course on student welfare in Tully, specifically what not to do. And before you could say "The Education Department would like a word Mr Guts", game day landed on our shores once again.

We've been on a weird run since late last season where we lose every game we play at home and we win every game we play away. Thankfully the Grand Final is not at Van Cortlandt Park! And that run continued in round nine in what was a closely run game of qooty in warm conditions, though you wouldn't know it looking at the stats. We swapped four goals each in the first quarter, kicked another one each in the second, they kicked three to our one in the third and we kicked four to their three in the last. Scores were even level after some putz missed a shot on goal 11 minutes into the last, but alas we ended up falling short by five points. In good news though, we remained steady in third place on the ladder.

Round Nine Ladder​

CIW SENIORS Vs GCR SENIORS
CIW               4    0        5    1        6    3        10   8    68      
GCR               4    1        5    1        8    5        11   7    73      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  GCR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
FootyGuy13  0  7  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   36  Nothing      0  9  6  9  0  0  1  0  0   60
Mesc        0  4  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   35  CakeEater    0  6  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   42
Freofalcon  0  2  3  3  1  1  0  0  0   26  Bianconeri   0  0  0  0  1  1  2  0  0   -1
toxic       0  7  3  6  2  0  1  0  0   47  hotchilli    0  11 3  9  0  0  0  0  0   60
TubbsFarqu  0  7  7  8  1  0  0  0  0   62  Ulahoopski   0  11 4  10 2  1  0  0  0   74
Purple7x08  0  4  3  2  0  0  1  0  0   22  krakouers    0  12 6  8  0  0  0  0  0   70
Tonga Bob   0  11 7  10 2  0  3  0  1   74  Membling     0  5  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   32
Reginald P  0  6  3  4  1  1  1  0  0   37  Zevon        0  10 8  7  1  1  1  0  0   70
Barrybran   0  8  5  5  3  1  1  1  1   66  grumblegut   0  11 9  10 1  1  1  0  1   83
Paracleet   0  17 3  11 2  1  1  0  0   88  Supersuns    0  2  1  1  1  0  2  1  0   15
Dinsdale    0  4  4  7  2  0  1  1  0   49  Footypie32   0  13 10 11 2  0  0  1  0  105
brian_muz   0  8  5  2  0  0  2  1  0   43  Uncle_Leo    0  6  5  8  0  0  1  2  1   59
Piggy Smal  0  4  1  0  1  0  1  2  2   30  Mr Cheese    0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  1    9
The Filth   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26  Brenton Da   0  4  0  0  2  0  0  3  1   39
zackah      0  2  0  1  1  0  1  1  1   16  Smartys Po   0  2  1  0  1  0  0  2  0   25
spudmaster  8  7  0  6  1  2  0  1  0   53  nahnah       2  5  0  0  0  0  0  0  0   17
Ocha905     0  12 0  7  6  5  1  0  1   77  manicpie     0  10 0  8  5  5  3  1  1   69
pantskyle   0  7  1  5  3  0  1  0  0   43  Crimson Az   0  9  0  9  8  6  1  0  0   80
Raveneyes   0  7  5  4  1  0  0  0  0   48  GreyCrow     11 8  0  11 2  0  0  1  1   72
TheInjuryF  0  5  0  8  1  2  0  1  0   43  MrPremiers   0  7  4  6  2  0  1  0  1   51

Paracleet wandered away from a back pocket and helped himself to 28 disposals, 3 marks & 2 tackles to be best on for us. Ocha905 (19 disposals/6 tackles) continued his fine season while Barrybran (13 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles/1 goal), TubbsFarquhar (15 disposals/7 marks) and oldmate (21 disposlas/7 marks/2 tackles) also got a bit of it. Up front it was The Filth Wizard and Piggy Smalls who did the best with two goals each.

Round Ten - At Home vs the Bears


Last time we met: Round , Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 19.6 (120) defeated Las Vegas Bears 14.13 (97) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory TubbsFarquhar toxic Volbeat zackah ​

I'm sensing there's gonna be a few bulk vote posts incoming, so to help please chuck some my way sooner rather than later.

Round 9 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) Paracleet
3 votes) Bob, T.
2 votes) Barrybran
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar


Admittedly it's low hanging fruit, but our good friend guts regaled us again with his oft-told 'kid in a boot' anecdote which gave several of us the opportunity to respond...

 

[Ocha905]

Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) FootyGuy13
3 votes) brian_muz
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) Dinsdale

Round 9 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Paracleet
3 votes) TubbsFarquhar
2 votes) Barrybran
1 vote) toxic

 

[Paracleet]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Ten - At Home vs The Bears

​

Hey Wazzas, wanna read a review? If so then read on. jk, don't care if you do or not imma write it anyway so I have something for Frankie night

So we got to round ten, and we were at home for the second week in a row which was good because we got to sleep in our own beds and also not good because we'd forgotten how to win at home. We were entertaining the Las Vegans (Spanish for 'the vegans'), who were having a crummy old season and somehow convinced that we were as well. But like a wise man once said, it's never as good or as bad as it seems. And for us that meant whether we were playing at home or away, so the Bears probably had a point.

If bears have taught us anything, it's that they're a funny old fellow. And from the capo captain through to the onomatopoeic rookie they're a pretty funny bunch. Even Rappin' Ronnie has his moments, no matter how irregular & rhymeless they may be. So that made for a pretty fun week, and by all accounts our visitors enjoyed the Cyclone and glizzies.

But all things come to an end, and with this we made it to Game Day. It was a close game for for first two and a half quarters, but then we thought enough was enough and we kicked 10 of the last 14 goals of the game to salute by 32 points by the end on a rare match where we won every quarter. It meant that we remain in third place on the ladder, two points behind second and six behind first who we meet this coming week.

Round Ten Ladder​

CIW SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
CIW               5    4        11   7        17   8        22   9    141     
LVB               4    5        10   7        13   9        16   13   109     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
toxic       0  6  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   37  Test Tickl   0  5  0  1  0  0  0  1  2   25
Reginald P  0  3  4  2  0  0  0  0  0   25  JoshWooden   0  3  6  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
Dinsdale    0  4  2  7  0  1  0  0  0   33  Cap          12 9  1  3  2  1  0  4  1   82
Purple7x08  0  9  6  9  2  0  2  0  0   65  RookiePick   0  6  7  5  0  1  1  0  0   47
TubbsFarqu  0  8  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   46  Electronic   0  3  4  10 1  1  0  0  0   46
zackah      0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  tony         0  5  1  6  1  1  1  0  0   32
Tonga Bob   0  10 6  8  3  1  1  2  0   86  RonnieRave   0  14 7  11 2  0  0  0  0   93
pantskyle   0  15 10 13 2  0  3  2  0  112  Chipmunk     0  11 2  10 2  2  0  0  0   69
Barrybran   0  8  7  10 1  0  2  1  0   69  SSSSSS       0  16 3  11 3  0  3  3  0  100
Piggy Smal  0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  1   17  MKMatty      0  11 6  11 0  1  4  1  1   69
Mesc        0  6  5  7  2  0  2  0  1   50  JoseMourin   0  9  4  4  0  0  2  0  3   44
brian_muz   0  7  6  7  1  1  1  3  1   74  Tandy        0  3  2  9  0  0  0  2  0   45
Paracleet   0  3  1  4  0  0  0  2  1   33  MWPP         0  1  2  1  1  0  0  1  0   21
The Filth   0  8  1  0  0  0  0  6  2   65  Art Vandel   0  6  0  0  2  0  0  3  3   47
FootyGuy13  0  4  2  3  0  0  1  2  0   33  CountryLad   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  0  1    8
spudmaster  19 13 0  10 1  3  1  3  1  101  Shadow Man   5  7  0  3  0  1  1  0  1   31
Ocha905     0  6  0  11 7  3  2  1  0   71  Millky95     0  8  0  9  7  8  2  0  1   73
TheInjuryF  0  17 0  12 4  5  0  0  2   98  Matera92     0  8  0  5  1  2  1  1  0   43
Raveneyes   0  1  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   16  kane249      0  3  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Freofalcon  0  9  6  7  0  1  2  0  0   54  I Dont Car   0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

In what has been something of a rarity this season, coach The Donald allowed spudmaster (23 disposlas/19 hitouts/3 goals) & TheInjuryFactory (29 disposals/4 tackles) in their asigned positions for the entire match. pantskyle (28 disposals/10 marks/2 tackles/2 goals) also benefited from not being moved, brother The Filth Wizard kicked six goals in his best return for the season so far, while Ocha905 (17 disposals/7 tackles/1 goal), brian_muz (14 disposals/6 tackles/3 goals), Barrybran (18 disposals/7 marks/1 goal), Purple7x08_24 (18 disposals/6 marks/2 tackles) & ya boi (18 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles/2 goals) all had plenty of it. FootyGuy13 & Paracleet also joined in on the goalfest with two each.

Round Eleven - Away vs The Demons


Last time we met: Round 20, Season 37

Mount Buller Demons 10.8 (68) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 13.4 (82) at the Snow Dome​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

VOTES MOFOS, DO YOU HAVE THEM?

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) Bob, T.


Nothing springs to mind this week, but if you have anything please nominate it.

Have yourselves a week fellas!!

 

[Dinsdale]

Did I get subbed into the back pocket, coz I did nothing in the game. But if you don't vote purely on a weird sim result, I did post a lot in the game fred. You're welcome.