Tom Kerrigan
Cancelled
To break the cycle of the same stuff being posted on here every day I have a suggestion or two:
Rookie Waylon Manson and transplant Priddis' brain into him so we have a ruck-sized mid that has a footy brain to win 40 possessions and athletic ability to kick 10 goals every game.
Lure Chris Judd back so we can get Oscar in 17 years time,
Replace some of Daniel Kerr's shoulders and knees and hamstrings and all his other broken bits with cyborg mechanics and pick him up at pick 69
Sign Mark Neeld as assistant coach so we have the edge over Melbourne
Recruit Cockatoo at pick 11 and trade him next year for Mitch Robinson who will have blown up Brisbane HQ with a toaster or something
Tell Petracca to get in a tent with Jack Darling in the hope of getting him in the second round
Change our theme song to Collingwood's to make Eddie explode, sending his club into turmoil
Tell Adam Simpson to tell our recruiters to base the club's entire draft strategy off this BigFooty thread.
Premiership 2015 guaranteed
Rookie Waylon Manson and transplant Priddis' brain into him so we have a ruck-sized mid that has a footy brain to win 40 possessions and athletic ability to kick 10 goals every game.
Lure Chris Judd back so we can get Oscar in 17 years time,
Replace some of Daniel Kerr's shoulders and knees and hamstrings and all his other broken bits with cyborg mechanics and pick him up at pick 69
Sign Mark Neeld as assistant coach so we have the edge over Melbourne
Recruit Cockatoo at pick 11 and trade him next year for Mitch Robinson who will have blown up Brisbane HQ with a toaster or something
Tell Petracca to get in a tent with Jack Darling in the hope of getting him in the second round
Change our theme song to Collingwood's to make Eddie explode, sending his club into turmoil
Tell Adam Simpson to tell our recruiters to base the club's entire draft strategy off this BigFooty thread.
Premiership 2015 guaranteed