Certified Legendary Thread Duritz in "Annoy a corporate"

[MikeLike]

Good. Your first one went so well.

have you got a suggestion? I was thinking of trying the same thing again but it might be a better one if I don't have to log in?

 

[Infra Ted]

have you got a suggestion? I was thinking of trying the same thing again but it might be a better one if I don't have to log in?

Pretend to be Donald Trump pls. I don't think that's been done before.

 

[Lensen]

You should try to be his likely opponent - it will be hillary-ious

 

[MikeLike]

Pretend to be Donald Trump pls. I don't think that's been done before.

xbox-x did that one alredy.

 

[MikeLike]

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You are now chatting with Chris.

Chris: Hello you're now chatting to Chris. How can I help you?

Mike: Hi I am thinking fo opening an account do you do elections?

Chris: Hi Mike, yes we have markets on a number of elections, is there a specific election you are interested in?

Mike: Cool.

Mike: Yes there is. I am runing for helth and safety rep at work, my opposition is Khoi. what odss will you give me?

Chris: Ha! I don't think we will be able to help you out with that one, good luck though!

Mike: Thanks! Can you imagine Khoi being in charge of health and safety LOL so many needles deaths

Chris: I am sure you would do a great job. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Mike: I'm Hillary Clinton.

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[A11dAtP0w3R]

This thread has taken a turn for the worse.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Duritz we need another one from you to save the thread.

 

[Lensen]

is khoi a junkie

 

[iluvparis]

And i thought the March daily tip thread was travelling bad!

 

[vWestCoast]

Thank you for choosing to chat with us. An agent will be with you shortly.

You are now chatting with Chris.

Chris: Hello you're now chatting to Chris. How can I help you?

Mike: Hi I am thinking fo opening an account do you do elections?

Chris: Hi Mike, yes we have markets on a number of elections, is there a specific election you are interested in?

Mike: Cool.

Mike: Yes there is. I am runing for helth and safety rep at work, my opposition is Khoi. what odss will you give me?

Chris: Ha! I don't think we will be able to help you out with that one, good luck though!

Mike: Thanks! Can you imagine Khoi being in charge of health and safety LOL so many needles deaths

Chris: I am sure you would do a great job. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Mike: I'm Hillary Clinton.

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Quality. Keep 'em coming

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

 

[Duritz]

Lol, wtf with "I'm Hilary Clinton" out of nowhere.

 

[Duritz]

MikeLike you're supposed to annoy the corporate, not confuse them.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

It is Chris I feel sorry for.

 

[MikeLike]

is khoi a junkie

No are you a rascist? Just because he is veitnamese.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

This bloke is trolling

 

[Lensen]

No are you a rascist? Just because he is veitnamese.

How else is he causing needles deaths

 

[MikeLike]

How else is he causing needles deaths

His not a drug dealer and it is rascist to say he is

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

No are you a rascist? Just because he is veitnamese.

i believe Lenny was referring to "needles death", dumbass

Is he like Dexter? Perhaps he is a diabetic?

 

[MikeLike]

i believe Lenny was referring to "needles death", dumbass

and what else is that suppossed to mean? needles is used for drugs.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

wow.

 

[MikeLike]

Oh. I made a typo I meant needless deaths maybe thats what confused that Chris guy.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

and what else is that suppossed to mean? needles is used for drugs.

tattoo's, vaccinations etc etc.

Needle can be used for other "stuff" not just injecting ones self with heroin, Mike.

Tell me, does he have any big rubber bands in his locker? heaps of "freckles" on the inside of his elbow?

 

[Thirsty Khoi]

Can you imagine Khoi being in charge of health and safety LOL so many needles deaths

Not sure that is in the spirit of a clean campaign my friend