Roast Eat a Bag of D**ks Thread

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KERRPOW

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Prictorian biased media - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

Tony Jones - Eat A Bag Of Dicks and Go **** Yourself

Knobert Walls - Eat A Bag Of Dicks and Go **** Yourself

Freo feral supporters who whinge about our successes - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

Port Bogans - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

Commenators and journos who failed to acknowledge us all year - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

Caro saying the G is a neutral ground - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

Have at it!
 

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'There's just no feel good narrative here.

Soulless corporate entity with the worst fans in the league and with a history of winning premierships regularly.

Smug, boring coach who had success as a player, didn't build half of his team and has never struggled in his coaching career in any way. His team play boring but effective football.

Vanilla group of players who are neither likable nor unlikable. No underdogs, no journeymen, no amazing injury comebacks. The most likable and watchable player in the team with the best back story is sitting on the sidelines with an ACL.

Yawn. '

Lol, stay bitter Port flogs. :drunk:
 
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'There's just no feel good narrative here.

Soulless corporate entity with the worst fans in the league and with a history of winning premierships regularly.

Smug, boring coach who had success as a player, didn't build half of his team and has never struggled in his coaching career in any way. His team play boring but effective football.

Vanilla group of players who are neither likable nor unlikable. No underdogs, no journeymen, no amazing injury comebacks. The most likable and watchable player in the team with the best back story is sitting on the sidelines with an ACL.

Yawn. '

Lol, stay bitter Port flogs. :drunk:

They're in a dark, dark place right now just like their wharfie brethren.
Good.
 
'There's just no feel good narrative here.

Soulless corporate entity with the worst fans in the league and with a history of winning premierships regularly.

Smug, boring coach who had success as a player, didn't build half of his team and has never struggled in his coaching career in any way. His team play boring but effective football.

Vanilla group of players who are neither likable nor unlikable. No underdogs, no journeymen, no amazing injury comebacks. The most likable and watchable player in the team with the best back story is sitting on the sidelines with an ACL.

Yawn. '

Lol, stay bitter Port flogs. :drunk:

That was an absolute classic :) The whole gameday thread on there was full of such “thoughts”. So bitter and twisted, it warms the soul :D
 
It was a non-decision but it would have mattered naught if the green maggots had had the courage to pay any of the three " ball " decision that were all inside our forward 30.

So to all those complaining about the Rioli shepherd... what goes around comes around .......... in the true spirit of this thread ........ Eat a Bag of Dicks.
Not to mention the 50m Sheed should have got for a player invading his space, 50 every day gutless umpire ignores it.
 
It was a non-decision but it would have mattered naught if the green maggots had had the courage to pay any of the three " ball " decision that were all inside our forward 30.

So to all those complaining about the Rioli shepherd... what goes around comes around .......... in the true spirit of this thread ........ Eat a Bag of Dicks.

Don’t bother Monocle.
Who cares.

Made up for the Jeremy Howe holding the ball that wasn’t paid.

Watched it 30 times. 30 times holding the ball.
 
I might have some humble pie rather than a bag of dicks.

Putting my hand up, I expected West Coast to slide this year. Not to the pits of the ladder but just outside the 8 I wrongly based this on the retirements of Mitchell, Priddis & Petrie perhaps signaling a bit of a reset. The way last year finished felt like it was trending toward a bit of downturn. Also I thought Perth Stadium might take a bit of time to really become the fortress that Subi was.

I was wrong it was a fantastic season. It became clear a third of the way through that they were contenders. You made new stadium your own, travelled well, played attractive skilful footy and showed great resilience when tested with injury, suspension and an early 5 goal deficit in a bloody grand final.

Well done Eagles! Massive respect!
 
'There's just no feel good narrative here.

Soulless corporate entity with the worst fans in the league and with a history of winning premierships regularly.

Smug, boring coach who had success as a player, didn't build half of his team and has never struggled in his coaching career in any way. His team play boring but effective football.

Vanilla group of players who are neither likable nor unlikable. No underdogs, no journeymen, no amazing injury comebacks. The most likable and watchable player in the team with the best back story is sitting on the sidelines with an ACL.

Yawn. '

Lol, stay bitter Port flogs. :drunk:

The most important paragraph in this bogans butter statement ..."HISTORY OF WINNING PREMIERSHIPS REGULARLY"...damn ****ing straight. 4 grand final appearances for 2 premierships in the last 12 years
 

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