Event Exhibition Match: Poland Devils versus Roys FFC & Friends (& enemies (& randoms))

[hotchilli]

Status update for
- Roys captains pretend & real TedDougChris & hotchilli (it's a coin toss as to which is which).
- Polish coaching team MoscowHawk & AFLPoland

Both team sheets are now locked in place, no late changes from this point. Apologies to the Polish guys who have accents of any kind in the lettering of their names, as the software used to simulate the match on Sunday was converting each of these characters to border graphics eg "╡" . I've used the visually simplistic replacements (sans accents), and yes I know half of you will now sound different! But most of your opponents don't know how to pronounce Nowak with or without any special characters so overall the damage shouldn't be too serious.

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I am well known for my strong leadership.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I am barracking for Poland. "Cheer, cheer the Red and the White!"

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I am barracking for Poland. "Cheer, cheer the Red and the White!"

Typical poor life choices by you again.

Have you seen Poles play football? They only beat up povo sides like Andorra, and cannot even beat a shit truck like Hungary!!! They stand no chance of beating the Roy's at Qootball.

Maybe if it was the gumbies, or the burning budgies, but not the Roys

 

[Allikat]

I am well known for my strong leadership.

phew good thing i'm not playing

 

[Allikat]

So, Polish guys, who's cute, single & needs an aussie visa?

 

[Wosh]

phew good thing i'm not playing

Well that’s shit.

I’m gonna make sure you’re there

 

[Mobbs]

Typical poor life choices by you again.

Have you seen Poles play football? They only beat up povo sides like Andorra, and cannot even beat a sh*t truck like Hungary!!! They stand no chance of beating the Roy's at Qootball.

Maybe if it was the gumbies, or the burning budgies, but not the Roys

Poland HAVE defeated Hungary, they beat the Budapest Bats this year at the Festival of Football.
(just letting you know before you trashtalk yourself into an humiliation of errata when lining up on Bartkiewicz).

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Poland HAVE defeated Hungary, they beat the Budapest Bats this year at the Festival of Football.
(just letting you know before you trashtalk yourself into an humiliation of errata when lining up on Bartkiewicz).

Pity wins don't count

 

[Mobbs]

MoscowHawk Just a heads-up. Ned_Flanders says Budapest gifted Poland their win in the Festival of Footy.
serial_thrilla He probably claims the Furies gifted the Dragons their win too.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

MoscowHawk Just a heads-up. Ned_Flanders says Budapest gifted Poland their win in the Festival of Footy.
serial_thrilla He probably claims the Furies gifted the Dragons their win too.

True for the former

We blame TJASTA for the latter

 

[Mobbs]

TJASTA cannot be held responsible for anything more than bringing the Arghh.


(I tried to capture the lyrics btw, but had some troubles)

Spoiler

Oh listen, me swabbies, I'll sing you a song,
a song of the salty sea.
Where pirate ships roam the bounding foam,
and parking is always free.

You want a career as a brave buccaneer,
to swashbuckle near and far.
Well all that you need is an eyepatch and greed,
and buckets and buckets of Argh!
(Argh?)

Argh! (Argh?) You've gotta have Argh.
You take what you want, and leave a scar.
Argh! (Argh?) Will get you real far.
A pirate has got to have Argh!

(Pardon me, Tigger, but what IS Argh?)
Well it's only the most important word in the whole piratical vocabulatary.
(But what does it mean?)

Well,
It's putting a rag on top of your head,
or a sword hanging offa your rear.
A scraggly beard or a puffily shirt,
or a goldeny hoop in your ear.

A hook for a hand or a peg for a leg,
or some other prosthetic part.
Successful piratitude's all in the attitude.
You've gotta have Argh in your heart.

Argh! (Argh!) You've got to have Argh.
You say it and generally act bizarre.
Argh! (Argh!) And what ????????????
A pirate has got to have Argh!

Now you say it, Piglet,
and really shiver me timbers.
(Argh?)
We got work to do.

What do you say when you're happy? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're sad? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're itchy? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're mad? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're hungry? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're wet? (Argh!)
And what do you say when they ask you what comes after Q in the alphabet? (Argh!)
Argh! (Argh!) Argh! (Argh!)

You've gotta have Argh!
So what if your swordsmanship ain't up to par.
Argh! (Argh!) You've gotta have Argh!
You've got a tattoo ???????????? you're on.
???????????????????????
You threaten to sue me with bodily harm.

A pirate is what you are.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

TJASTA cannot be held responsible for anything more than bringing the Arghh.


(I tried to capture the lyrics btw, but had some troubles)

Spoiler

Oh listen, me swabbies, I'll sing you a song,
a song of the salty sea.
Where pirate ships roam the bounding foam,
and parking is always free.

You want a career as a brave buccaneer,
to swashbuckle near and far.
Well all that you need is an eyepatch and greed,
and buckets and buckets of Argh!
(Argh?)

Argh! (Argh?) You've gotta have Argh.
You take what you want, and leave a scar.
Argh! (Argh?) Will get you real far.
A pirate has got to have Argh!

(Pardon me, Tigger, but what IS Argh?)
Well it's only the most important word in the whole piratical vocabulatary.
(But what does it mean?)

Well,
It's putting a rag on top of your head,
or a sword hanging offa your rear.
A scraggly beard or a puffily shirt,
or a goldeny hoop in your ear.

A hook for a hand or a peg for a leg,
or some other prosthetic part.
Successful piratitude's all in the attitude.
You've gotta have Argh in your heart.

Argh! (Argh!) You've got to have Argh.
You say it and generally act bizarre.
Argh! (Argh!) And what ????????????
A pirate has got to have Argh!

Now you say it, Piglet,
and really shiver me timbers.
(Argh?)
We got work to do.

What do you say when you're happy? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're sad? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're itchy? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're mad? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're hungry? (Argh!)
What do you say when you're wet? (Argh!)
And what do you say when they ask you what comes after Q in the alphabet? (Argh!)
Argh! (Argh!) Argh! (Argh!)

You've gotta have Argh!
So what if your swordsmanship ain't up to par.
Argh! (Argh!) You've gotta have Argh!
You've got a tattoo ???????????? you're on.
???????????????????????
You threaten to sue me with bodily harm.

A pirate is what you are.

That's another thing Poland sucks at, pirates. Name one good polish pirate

 

[Mobbs]

That's another thing Poland sucks at, pirates. Name one good polish pirate

Dunno, but thanks for the Wikipedia rabbit hole mind**** anyway.

 

[Mobbs]

As we count down the hours towards tomorrow night's* extravaganza clash between Sweet's representative team of half-Roys, half-bad-teams versus the pirate-free Devils of Poland, celebrities begin to arrive at Dun Lop Stadium to cash in on the exposure**, including Miss Poland 2008 Angelika Jakubowska who is visibly excited for the clash. It's a curious subliminal barb stating her preference for real men, considering this match will be simulated virtually through avatars.

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* tomorrow noon for the euros
** I can't say

 

[Barrybran]

Status update for
- Roys captains pretend & real TedDougChris & hotchilli (it's a coin toss as to which is which).
- Polish coaching team MoscowHawk & AFLPoland

Both team sheets are now locked in place, no late changes from this point. Apologies to the Polish guys who have accents of any kind in the lettering of their names, as the software used to simulate the match on Sunday was converting each of these characters to border graphics eg "╡" . I've used the visually simplistic replacements (sans accents), and yes I know half of you will now sound different! But most of your opponents don't know how to pronounce Nowak with or without any special characters so overall the damage shouldn't be too serious.

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Disappointing. I was expecting to see the Post brothers in action for the poles.

 

[Mobbs]

A little over 8 hours until gametime.

As a taster, here is how Poland's Fort Nysa team celebrates the glory of not losing!


( image from https://www.facebook.com/fortnysa )

 

[Ned_Flanders]

A little over 8 hours until gametime.

As a taster, here is how Poland's Fort Nysa team celebrates the glory of not losing!
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( image from https://www.facebook.com/fortnysa )

why are they impersonating Jaffas?

 

[Mobbs]

why are they impersonating Jaffas?

it's how they roll

 

[Mobbs]

Many might be unaware that this is the not the first of the European challenges sent out by the Roys over the last couple of years. Back at the conclusion of Sweet FA Season 27 we invited the Petersburg Cats to come down to the BJO to try conclusions. The Roys prevailed comfortably but the match was a good litmus test of how the Sweet FA teams shape up against growing footy fervour across the waves.

Can Poland get closer than the guys from "hey Sweden can we have this swamp thanks yoink"? Can they surprise all with a victory? Time will not tell, but the things which occur within that time, will.

Here is the result sheet from the game v St Petersburg Cats:

ROYSFFC SENIORS Vs STPETERS SENIORS
ROYSFFC           6    4        10   4        15   8        17   11   113     
STPETERS          4    1        7    1        9    2        11   4    70      
ROYSFFC    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  STPETERS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
fitzroybow  0  2  2  1  0  0  1  0  0   11  Andryushin   0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19
Reardo      0  7  4  8  0  1  0  0  0   50  Sorokhan     0  8  8  5  0  0  2  0  0   52
JackNah_8   12 12 0  8  4  2  1  2  0   91  Zinchenko    0  4  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   25
Broken      0  11 5  6  1  0  0  0  0   64  Shtets       0  13 9  11 0  2  1  0  0   87
Mooch       0  6  8  10 0  1  2  0  0   57  Dobrodiy     0  5  4  10 0  1  0  0  0   48
A Bit High  0  9  3  7  2  0  1  0  0   55  Trofimov     0  13 5  8  1  1  1  0  0   72
3KZ is Foo  0  10 6  12 0  1  1  0  0   70  Kapustin     0  9  4  14 2  1  1  1  1   80
Allikat     0  15 6  13 2  0  0  2  1  110  Aman         0  17 6  15 1  0  0  0  1  104
Klim        0  6  6  12 0  1  0  0  1   62  Chuprakov    0  7  4  8  1  1  1  0  0   51
Chezzalenk  0  8  6  7  1  0  1  1  1   64  Clegg        6  5  3  8  1  0  0  1  0   56
I Dont Car  0  7  4  13 0  0  1  2  0   68  Popov        0  7  4  7  1  1  1  0  0   49
_Mike_      0  7  1  5  0  0  1  1  1   38  Gorelov      0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
royboy2     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  1  2   21  D.Kuropatk   0  2  1  0  1  1  1  2  0   23
Runk        0  10 0  0  1  2  1  7  3   78  Podobin      0  2  2  0  0  0  2  2  0   18
TedDougChr  0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  S.Azarov     0  0  1  5  1  0  1  0  0   14
Dingster    1  2  0  3  1  2  1  0  0   16  A.Azarov     6  10 0  10 2  1  0  0  1   66
Barrels     0  17 0  6  12 3  4  0  2  104  Koshcheev    0  12 0  8  8  3  1  3  0  102
RU_         0  7  0  10 4  1  1  0  0   55  Eliseev      0  8  0  11 4  4  0  0  1   67
nahnah      0  3  4  5  1  0  0  1  0   41  M.Kuropatk   0  5  5  7  0  0  2  2  0   50
Mobbs       0  1  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   11  Fedulov      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    3

( full match leadup & commentary is here )

 

[Mobbs]

More from Polish footy with the Bisons of Warsaw posing in front of Sweet press prior to today's match (can't remember original source, probably Instagram):

 

[TedDougChris]

Many might be unaware that this is the not the first of the European challenges sent out by the Roys over the last couple of years. Back at the conclusion of Sweet FA Season 27 we invited the Petersburg Cats to come down to the BJO to try conclusions. The Roys prevailed comfortably but the match was a good litmus test of how the Sweet FA teams shape up against growing footy fervour across the waves.

Can Poland get closer than the guys from "hey Sweden can we have this swamp thanks yoink"? Can they surprise all with a victory? Time will not tell, but the things which occur within that time, will.

Here is the result sheet from the game v St Petersburg Cats:

ROYSFFC SENIORS Vs STPETERS SENIORS
ROYSFFC           6    4        10   4        15   8        17   11   113    
STPETERS          4    1        7    1        9    2        11   4    70     
ROYSFFC    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  STPETERS    HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
fitzroybow  0  2  2  1  0  0  1  0  0   11  Andryushin   0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19
Reardo      0  7  4  8  0  1  0  0  0   50  Sorokhan     0  8  8  5  0  0  2  0  0   52
JackNah_8   12 12 0  8  4  2  1  2  0   91  Zinchenko    0  4  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   25
Broken      0  11 5  6  1  0  0  0  0   64  Shtets       0  13 9  11 0  2  1  0  0   87
Mooch       0  6  8  10 0  1  2  0  0   57  Dobrodiy     0  5  4  10 0  1  0  0  0   48
A Bit High  0  9  3  7  2  0  1  0  0   55  Trofimov     0  13 5  8  1  1  1  0  0   72
3KZ is Foo  0  10 6  12 0  1  1  0  0   70  Kapustin     0  9  4  14 2  1  1  1  1   80
Allikat     0  15 6  13 2  0  0  2  1  110  Aman         0  17 6  15 1  0  0  0  1  104
Klim        0  6  6  12 0  1  0  0  1   62  Chuprakov    0  7  4  8  1  1  1  0  0   51
Chezzalenk  0  8  6  7  1  0  1  1  1   64  Clegg        6  5  3  8  1  0  0  1  0   56
I Dont Car  0  7  4  13 0  0  1  2  0   68  Popov        0  7  4  7  1  1  1  0  0   49
_Mike_      0  7  1  5  0  0  1  1  1   38  Gorelov      0  2  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   16
royboy2     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  1  2   21  D.Kuropatk   0  2  1  0  1  1  1  2  0   23
Runk        0  10 0  0  1  2  1  7  3   78  Podobin      0  2  2  0  0  0  2  2  0   18
TedDougChr  0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  S.Azarov     0  0  1  5  1  0  1  0  0   14
Dingster    1  2  0  3  1  2  1  0  0   16  A.Azarov     6  10 0  10 2  1  0  0  1   66
Barrels     0  17 0  6  12 3  4  0  2  104  Koshcheev    0  12 0  8  8  3  1  3  0  102
RU_         0  7  0  10 4  1  1  0  0   55  Eliseev      0  8  0  11 4  4  0  0  1   67
nahnah      0  3  4  5  1  0  0  1  0   41  M.Kuropatk   0  5  5  7  0  0  2  2  0   50
Mobbs       0  1  0  4  0  0  0  0  0   11  Fedulov      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    3

( full match leadup & commentary is here )

Just look at that stat line !!! One, one, one - for a grand total of 8 !!!!

 

[Wosh]

More from Polish footy with the Bisons of Warsaw posing in front of Sweet press prior to today's match (can't remember original source, probably Instagram):
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This is such a great representation of a qooty team
Just needs a few really old campaigners.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This is such a great representation of a qooty team
Just needs a few really old campaigners.

not everyone can be the roys

 

[Wosh]

not everyone can be the roys

And thank **** for that too.

We’re team mates in here, smile and love me

 

[Mobbs]

Over at Wroclaw, these are Lions :