Gethelred
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- May 1, 2016
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- #101
I will only vote for the candidate who offers to rewrite the laws of physics to benefit Carlton players.Science is for cucks. When I am President all player decisions will be based on gut feel. That's how real clubs work. And also, I'm bringing back/repurposing that waterslide idea at Princes Park that David Smorgon had back in the day. But I'm going to make it a roller-coaster. With Wiggo coming on board as the driver. He's the best qualified train driver who understands the carlton way. If you don't support me you aren't a real supporter.