Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[G String]

I spent about three pages trying to help a Richmond supporter work out what cal twomney means when he says “ Finn o’Sullivan is a number one draft pick contender”. If anything mate I probably should be getting an Employment package as a teaching aid in here for people of this IQ level.

Mate as long as you dont work in the legal industry I think thats a win....

JUDGE : Is the jury's decision unanimous?
YOU : ummm...yes, mostly??

It would be disastrous for our prison over-crowding problem

 

[BF Tiger]

Mate as long as you dont work in the legal industry I think thats a win....

JUDGE : Is the jury's decision unanimous?
YOU : ummm...yes, mostly??

It would be disastrous for our prison over-crowding problem

Judge: did you assess the evidence?
G_C26: just feels your honour

 

[Footy Smarts]

McIntosh next to go

I'd keep him. He's one of the experienced players who can actually get on the field regularly. At least he's useful depth and puts a big body around the kids at VFL level to teach them.

I can't believe they might be signing Dow up for another season. 5th season and couldn't hold his spot in the worst team in the comp going through an injury crisis. They'd genuinely be better off getting Parfitt as a DFA than sticking with Dow.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Such a rich history of finals clashes between the 2 clubs.

In the link above we see the Cats maintaining their recent finals average of 7 goals per game v Richmond.

6, 10, 9, 10, 7, 15, 7, 11, 20, 5, 9, 7 goals is what the Cats have scored against Richmond in their 12 finals clashes. 9 is the median, 9.6 is the average. 9 or less goals in 7 of the 12 finals.

Tigers forwards seem to have somehow had a bit better time of it....

16, 15, 7, 13, 19, 16, 25, 14, 6, 13, 12, 12 goals the Tigers have scored against Geelol in their 12 finals clashes. 14 is the average, 13.5 the median.

Pretty much when the 2 clubs meet in finals, Richmond kicks about 50% more goals.

And in regard to the 69 semi final, FFS Pianto, move Rosenow off R Hart, the latter is destroying him. Thing is you just know if that was the modern era Hart gets 1-2 perfunctory AA selections and Rosenow is a 6 time AA player.

This match just sums the two clubs up really. Cats finished higher on the h&a ladder. Richmond wins the final by an embarrassing amount. Nothing much has changed since.

 

[PhatBoy]

internet time at the nursing home

 

[theprospector]

Martin ragdolling Dangerfield in 2020 . End thread

 

[STPer18]

Martin ragdolling Dangerfield in 2020 . End thread

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

Lol I wouldn't be majoring on stepping stones if I were you.

1921(115-54)
1934(134-50)
1967
1969(167-49)
1980
2017(91-40)
2019
2020


You probably were our stepping stones to flags in 1967-80 & 2019-20. In the x-rated finals clashes of 1921-34-69-2017 you were more like our stomping stones.

Next time you draw us in a final you may as well just start your next pre-season, & we may as well start planning to go B2B.

73% of the finals series where Geelong has played Richmond, the Tigers have won the flag.

33.33% of finals where Richmond has played Geelong, Richmond has more than doubled the Cats score. The accumulated scorelines from those matches are 507-193. ****. Ouch.

91% of finals series where the Cats & Tigers have met, the Tigers have outscored the Cats.

Cats just seem to run out of ways to cheat when they meet Tigers in finals.

This is so one-sided the AFL should step in and do something about it. Oh wait, they already did.

 

[PhatBoy]

Lol I wouldn't be majoring on stepping stones if I were you.

1921(115-54)
1934(134-50)
1967
1969(167-49)
1980
2017(91-40)
2019
2020


You probably were our stepping stones to flags in 1967-80 & 2019-20. In the x-rated finals clashes of 1921-34-69-2017 you were more like our stomping stones.

Next time you draw us in a final you may as well just start your next pre-season, & we may as well start planning to go B2B.

73% of the finals series where Geelong has played Richmond, the Tigers have won the flag.

33.33% of finals where Richmond has played Geelong, Richmond has more than doubled the Cats score. The accumulated scorelines from those matches are 507-193. ****. Ouch.

91% of finals series where the Cats & Tigers have met, the Tigers have outscored the Cats.

Cats just seem to run out of ways to cheat when they meet Tigers in finals.

This is so one-sided the AFL should step in and do something about it. Oh wait, they already did.

This has what to do with Collingwood, exactly?
What is it that the AFL should do about it do you think? Put you in the finals all the years you miss them on the off chance that your dogshit teams that we flogged those years will miraculously become good because they’re playing us in a final all of a sudden?

 

[theprospector]

Brown-nosing Richmond won't make the pain of '07, '09, '11 or '22 any better. Our beloved black and white stepping stones.

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

 

[PhatBoy]

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

Did you win titles all those years? I only see one there. Not really sure what you’re trying to prove. We can add 2020 to that little list too if we want. And 1981’s other encounter for that matter.
Seems odd to be hitching your wagon to another club to get a slice of glory.

 

[STPer18]

How about 2010, 2019 and 1981? Or do we only cherry pick the ones that suit you? Also very hypocritical to use the word stepping stones pal. Richmond’s three flags were all from trouncing Geelong in the finals .

Four times in a 15-year stretch seeing Geelong trounce the Wobblers and hoist the flag is just brutal though. To think the self-proclaimed biggest club in the land could've actually been that if they weren't slapped around like a red-headed step-child by a tiny provincial club when it mattered.

That's the kind of stuff that leaves scars.

 

[Disco_Stu]

This thread is like that Biden vs Trump twitch channel that just had them going at it 24x7