Media Get Your Clay On

[Barrybran]

Do you barrack for the underdog?

Can you handle clay like Patrick Swayze?

Do you like to sit by yourself at parties?

Can you handle being screamed at by BRAB for 21 weeks?


If you answered yes to any of the above then Gumbies FFC could be the club for you. If not, please join us anyway.

Gumbies FFC boast state of the art facilities*, value a healthy work-life balance*, and support a strong team environment* that will see you succeed* in your quest to be the best qooty player you can be.

Have you considered retirement? Why not join the Gumbies instead? It's one and the same really.

*Fairly unlikely to be true

But let's get serious for a moment...

The Gumbies have been the league's basketcase for a number of seasons and 'fold the Gumbies' has become somewhat part of the lore of the Sweet FA.


We're still here, we're still standing, and we're still the Gumbies.

And we could be your team!


If you're up for a challenge, need a change of scenery or just enjoy posting with any of us then please jump on board the Gumby train in season 28.​

 

[BRAB]

**** this shit off.

We're not desperate.

DELETE THREAD IMMEDIATELY.

 

[DERO]

Also, we plan on being the first team to go a season without putting a team-sheet in next year. Don't sign up if you expect to see your name in the lineup.

Also, Tarkyn_24 is our first signing.

 

[DERO]

Should have just posted the Patrick Swayze penis clay scene. It never gets old.

 

[Broken]

Hopes deleted.
I'll put this Claypigeon welcome mat back I guess.

 

[Barrybran]

Should have just posted the Patrick Swayze penis clay scene. It never gets old.

I figured I'd try to not completely scare people off

 

[DERO]

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.

 

[Barrybran]

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.

Uncle Leo had the time of his life at the Gumbies. True story.

 

[DERO]

Uncle Leo had the time of his life at the Gumbies. True story.

That guy sucked man.

 

[Barrybran]

That guy sucked man.

He couldn't dance either

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

What have I done?

AceAndy I knew I was right, I just didn't know how right I was

 

[AceAndy]

If you're up for a challenge, need a change of scenery or just enjoy posting with any of us then please jump on board the Gumby train in season 28.​

Oi that is my line , you'll be hearing from the Dragon's lawyers !!

 

[Barrybran]

Oi that is my line , you'll be hearing from the Dragon's lawyers !!

I hail from Las Vegas, the home of Bearly Legal, the finest lawyers in all of Sweet. You have a praying mantis on a toboggan practicing under a false medical licence.

 

[AceAndy]

I hail from Las Vegas, the home of Bearly Legal, the finest lawyers in all of Sweet. You have a praying mantis on a toboggan practicing under a false medical licence.

Disgraceful attempt at rookie poaching there Baz. Shame on you. Actually quite clever but none the less disgraceful.

 

[Barrybran]

Disgraceful attempt at rookie poaching there Baz. Shame on you.

Nah, we're not into poaching rookies. I'll leave that up to the Baghdad boys

 

[Dav]

Big news but hearing Uncle_Leo could be on the move this off-season...

 

[DERO]

Hi Uncle Leo, hi!

 

[TJASTA]

no join teh furies lol

 

[beez]

Do you like to sit by yourself at parties?

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Where do I sign?!

 

[ClarkeM]

Where do I sign?!

On the back of the beer bottle sticker you just peeled off.

 

[AceAndy]

Big news but hearing Uncle_Leo could be on the move this off-season...

Wow that is big news.

 

[Pugsley]

Time to merge with Mt. Buller and become the ice gumbies.

 

[Pugsley]

Big news but hearing Uncle_Leo could be on the move this off-season...

Bowel movements?

 

[U2tigers]

And everyone called me desperate when I tried to Sign Wonders Finals Members.

These clubs begging for players is embarrassing.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Nah, we're not into poaching rookies. I'll leave that up to the Baghdad boys

Barry, can you post your Team List please .....We'll see who we need & it'll just save me going over to your team thread ....that's a nice fella