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Kirby
Executive GM of Europe
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Well Wrighty is going to make it all up to us when he gets back.Nobody liked the idea of Wright taking an extended sabbatical during the club's premiership defence.
Kirby, who repeatedly maintained that everything would be OK, has much to answer for.
He tells me that he has our come back all worked out after putting in a lot of really deep thought, and I mean really really deep thought.
He picked up a pair of cheap clippers in Prague and he’s planning to shave Darcy Moore’s head into respectable crew cut. He also found a whole lot of cheap blue singlets in a bin near the Milan airport to help sharpen up Darcy’s wardrobe, and a box of cheap Winnie Blues from the duty free store so he can tape a packet each game to Darce’s left arm.
He reckons that all we need is a real Aussie manly look on our skipper and our fortunes will be turned around instantly.
He’s a genius our Wrighty, never stops thinking outside the square.