If you had to die for anyone on bigfooty who'd it be?

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Imagine all these posters in the olden days waiting for this....



before they could post their profound thoughts....

Poor bastards.

The day I discovered how to stop my computer making that noise was the best day of my life. Meant mum couldnt here me sneaking on at night.
 

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Just had a quick flip through the really old pages and I have one question.

Who was Dan26 and why the hate?
He was a guy who was an expert on everything and never wrong. And because he was an expert on everything and never wrong.
 
Imagine all these posters in the olden days waiting for this....



before they could post their profound thoughts....

Poor bastards.


They couldn't play that video either as they didn't have youtube back then.

The day I discovered how to stop my computer making that noise was the best day of my life. Meant mum couldnt here me sneaking on at night.

Sneaking on to download some 3 minute pr0n video that would take about an hour to download with dial up.

He was a guy who was an expert on everything and never wrong. And because he was an expert on everything and never wrong.

Sounds like Sooz.
 

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Depends on the context but at the moment as it stands, no.

If for some reason we had to fight in a war side by side and went on a friendship journey of growth together then maybe.

I would love to go on a friendship journey of growth with you :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
 
What could you have possibly been looking up on the net after the rents had gone to bed?
Was probably just playing runescape or something at the time. More trying to hide the fact I was up, rather than the fact I was on the pc.
 
Imagine all these posters in the olden days waiting for this....

My first phone.

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Did everything a phone is suppose to do at no added cost. I doubt Iphone CXIII will works as well or for as long.
 
Then we can write a book about it which hollywood will no doubt BEG us for the rights to adapt to the big screen.

Which we will agree to with the proviso that we get to play ourselves, leading to us become the hottest names in Hollywood and access to the the finest quality DMT and NEVER getting fined for jaywalking :D
 
Which we will agree to with the proviso that we get to play ourselves, leading to us become the hottest names in Hollywood and access to the the finest quality DMT and NEVER getting fined for jaywalking :D

..... and in the "behind the scenes out-takes" there will be a scene of you teasing me about DMT and jay walking and i'll blush and giggle then playfully punch you on the arm.
 
..... and in the "behind the scenes out-takes" there will be a scene of you teasing me about DMT and jay walking and i'll blush and giggle then playfully punch you on the arm.

And it's all fun and games.

Until all my Japanese fetish porno's (that I starred in) come to surface and my reputation as the "Humble old larrikin from Down Under" is tarnished forever. With my tail between my legs I shamefully return to Perth and have to close down all my social networking sites due to a flood of abuse and death threats. In a final act of cowardice and bitterness, I write a tell-all memoir which is just a bunch of lies about your sexual encounters with minors, violence towards your staff members and general racism and homophobia. "But it's not true!" you protest but the damage is done, as the photoshopped images appear all to real in the eyes of the public and your reputation as the "Humble old larrikin" is tarnished forever. With your tail between your legs you shamefully return to Melbourne and as you arrive into the city, you exit your cab and are promptly fined for jaywalking.
 
And it's all fun and games.

Until all my Japanese fetish porno's (that I starred in) come to surface and my reputation as the "Humble old larrikin from Down Under" is tarnished forever. With my tail between my legs I shamefully return to Perth and have to close down all my social networking sites due to a flood of abuse and death threats. In a final act of cowardice and bitterness, I write a tell-all memoir which is just a bunch of lies about your sexual encounters with minors, violence towards your staff members and general racism and homophobia. "But it's not true!" you protest but the damage is done, as the photoshopped images appear all to real in the eyes of the public and your reputation as the "Humble old larrikin" is tarnished forever. With your tail between your legs you shamefully return to Melbourne and as you arrive into the city, you exit your cab and are promptly fined for jaywalking.

Finishing my downfall with a jay walking fine is poetic gold.
 

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