Yes kids, we've decided next year to take a youth policy, and we've decided to put a marketing spin on it! Get your credit cards/cheque books/wallets out, grab your phone, because down here at West Lakes, we've decided to market 2008 in a ground breaking fashion!
No longer will Ben Hudson be palming the ball down to Michael Doughty, who will go long to Ian Perrie, who naturally drops the mark for Bode to crumb. (Well the Michael Doughty bits a lie). And no longer will Marty Mattner's brainfades cost us in the backlines! Yep, we've solved it all in one.
THE R3V0LUTI0N!
And to announce the core of next years r3v0lut10n, we have John 'put a spin on anything, but don't bother dressing up for the occasion' Reid.
'Hi everybody. I'm glad to introduce, in conjunction with Toyota, Carlton Draught, Crows Home Loans, and of course our great friends at Channel 9, the 2008 r3v0lut10n.To introduce our great game to kids and teenagers alike, we will now be referring to our players by their gangsta name. We think this is the next step in football marketing.'