Player Watch Jordan De Goey

[NMBB]

Can we send a witness too just in case

Ok

 

[TradeDraft]

 

[Sea fog]

Arguably his best season to date.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I'm not sure whether jordan is taking his meds for his ADHD but he is noticeably different this year when he is in media. I noticed it post grand final and he is very low-key. He even looks different in his face - as if he's slowed down a few gears.

Jordan De Goey opens up on Collingwood loyalty

The Pies star has revealed what kept him at the club after his career was on the line.

7news.com.au

I’ve barely seen him in the media at all until this year. He’s been very camera shy over the years until 2023.

 

[Maggie5]

I’ve barely seen him in the media at all until this year. He’s been very camera shy over the years until 2023.

Good interview by him also by the interviewer.

 

[Sea fog]

The goals were great but they missed some of his other highlights in general play.

 

[ottoman]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Oh my, that needed a little warning at the 'beginning' to say it was a dream. Lol.

 

[nahnah]

Wow Jordan arrested for being in possession of a gun


according to otto's dream

 

[pome pie]

Wow Jordan arrested for being in possession of a gun


according to otto's dream

Will be the lead story in papers tomorrow

 

[Vicky Park]

Wish you hadn’t done thatSo JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

 

[Professor Knowall]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Let’s hope it’s just a dream …. and not a psychic premonition.

 

[Fat Jesus]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Had a dream. DeMattio marked it 40 out. Did a really silly looking celebration before slotting it

 

[60 Yards Out]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

This is your subconscious processing hidden fears and desires that, if left unresolved, would allow conflicting forces to create psychological stresses so immense that they could not be borne by any normal human being in the absence of… oh, I don’t know, it could be anything.

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

Ah…. I remember the good old days of suffering heart palpitations every time the Degoey thread had a new post.

 

[Pistol Night]

Ah…. I remember the good old days of suffering heart palpitations every time the Degoey thread had a new post.

Which I just did

 

[Pistol Night]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Australia or America? Because if he was in the US he probably got arrested for being too lightly armed

 

[Obese Arachnid]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Had you been cooking on the glass BBQ?

 

[NMBB]

......I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

It comes from deep within the bottom row of cells in farthest, darkest corner of your brain - nothing to worry about really or arre you a member of a gun toting crime gang?

 

[JuniorB]

Australia or America? Because if he was in the US he probably got arrested for being too lightly armed

Hey dude, where's you're f**kin' assault rifle? You can't do nuthin' with that peashooter.

 

[Rorzza]

Yep, Jordy will never win a Brownlow or a Copeland, but if you want to win a premiership, Jordy is the man!

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

You are a beautiful f*cked-up man Otto


And you have finally done a great post

 

[JB1975]

So JDG got arrested by police in a public toilet.
Was found in the possession of a pistol which had recently been wiped down.
Told police he used it for shooting feral animals.

This is the strange dream I had last night.
Woke up shortly afterwards and couldn't get back to sleep because I couldn't stop wondering where our brains come up with this schitt.
I can understand dreaming about stuff we have been thinking of or things that have happened but where does this random crap come from?

Dreams can be the unconscious mind's way of saying 'look at me, please, and listen to me'.

So you're dreaming of Jordy's 'pistol' having been 'wiped down' in a public toilet.

Do you hear what that's telling you? That's right, you're a pervert.

 

[ottoman]

Dreams can be the unconscious mind's way of saying 'look at me, please, and listen to me'.

So you're dreaming of Jordy's 'pistol' having been 'wiped down' in a public toilet.

Do you hear what that's telling you? That's right, you're a pervert.

I'm thinking that maybe the person who can come up with such an analogy might be the one who is slightly perverted.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Phil Inn]

He can wipe down my pistol any time


Edit: to be clear, that is JDG, not ottoman, I'd be finding shed hairs there for the next year . Now I have that in my mind and I cannot unsee. **** you dude.