Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Art Vandelay_]

Needs a change.
Joke title for a joke qooty player.

Time to delist him too

 

[Test Tickle]

The Mateflon. I hope you had a good Christmas mate.

Bewdy mate, i had a fabulous Christmas and i hope yourself and your family and everyone else in here did too

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Thanks Test Tickle, and to you!

Yep the BnF* is called The Mateflon, no-one else has ever won one, and that's not changing this season. Hands off!

 

[Test Tickle]

Thanks Test Tickle, and to you!

Yep the BnF* is called The Mateflon, no-one else has ever won one, and that's not changing this season. Hands off!

I guess I'll be the first rookie to win the Mateflon

 

[Barrybran]

I guess I'll be the first rookie to win the Mateflon

Nah, JWS will change the name if someone else wins it

 

[Matera92]

Nah, JWS will change the name if someone else wins it

Not if he values his man jewels.

 

[Matera92]

Needs a change.
Joke title for a joke qooty player.

Time to delist him too

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Do I look like Seth ****ing Green to you.

 

[I Dont Care]

Do I look like Seth ******* Green to you.

Yes

 

[Dav]

JoshWoodenSpoon have we ever thought about renaming any of the other awards?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

JoshWoodenSpoon have we ever thought about renaming any of the other awards?

The Baz has a nice ring to it.

I personally haven't given it much thought before. Don't feel like we have any standouts for goalkicking.
Club award could be something with Ding or kane, but they both are recognised elsewhere. Dunno!
Any suggestions?? No guarantees.

 

[Dav]

Any suggestions?? No guarantees.

brahj Medal for Best Rookie would make a lot of sense imo.

And maybe the DaveW Medal for goalkicking as our first great spearhead.

kane249 should have a medal named after him, where else does he have one? Should be Best Clubman or Captain's Award or whatever.

 

[kane249]

Most likely to be mistaken for a piece of furniture could be named after me

 

[Test Tickle]

brahj Medal for Best Rookie would make a lot of sense imo.

And maybe the DaveW Medal for goalkicking as our first great spearhead.

kane249 should have a medal named after him, where else does he have one? Should be Best Clubman or Captain's Award or whatever.

I like that name

 

[Test Tickle]

What sort of Getup is required for our Mateflon Medal Night or is clothing optional?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I have a pair of slightly used arseless chaps you can borrow.
Emphasising borrow. I want those damn things back.

 

[Barrybran]

What sort of Getup is required for our Mateflon Medal Night or is clothing optional?

Usual Vegas getup - sequins, plunging chestlines, plenty of bling and hairspray

 

[Test Tickle]

I have a pair of slightly used arseless chaps you can borrow.
Emphasising borrow. I want those damn things back.

Slightly used has me worried.

 

[Test Tickle]

Usual Vegas getup - sequins, plunging chestlines, plenty of bling and hairspray

and the blokes?

 

[Dav]

I'd rock up naked but I don't want to sexualise the Trivago girl.

 

[Barrybran]

and the blokes?

That is the blokes

I'd rock up naked but I don't want to sexualise the Trivago girl.

I don't know what you're concerned about

 

[Test Tickle]

I'd rock up naked but I don't want to sexualise the Trivago girl.

I don't think Gabrielle would mind too much, hang on, I'll go ask her, she's still in the shower.............she said that's fine dav

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Yes

Sorry we've already established that it's Matera92

Thanks to Doctor Gero for Rounds 13-16.

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Welcoming the veterans of the league to the Stadium in the Sky what could we expect other than references no one born after the war would understand.​

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Far far too many mint slice references, this is the SFA not the CWA. What is it with this club and food based banter. I know Walken cut back our hookers and coke budget but this is too much. No wonder I've buried him 357 times, and maybe a few impersonators​

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In a monumental tussle for the ages the apes led 9 points to 6 at QT before some shit happened and we somehow hit the lead in the 3rd quarter before being unable to maintain the rage in the last to fall just short.​

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Highlight: Jezmiester40 making nearly 20% of his total posts in this thread. He doesn't appear often but when he does he bloody well shines!​

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As a result of a poorly considered wager Matera92 sadly became the Roys bitch and wasn't spotted for at least a week. Some say it changed him forever.​

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[Dav]

I don't think Gabrielle would mind too much, hang on, I'll go ask her, she's still in the shower.............she said that's fine dav

Cheers mate.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What sort of Getup is required for our Mateflon Medal Night or is clothing optional?

I stress it is a HIGHLY formal occasion. We have booked Vegas' premier ballroom and everyone is expected to look divine.

brahj Medal for Best Rookie would make a lot of sense imo.

And maybe the DaveW Medal for goalkicking as our first great spearhead.

kane249 should have a medal named after him, where else does he have one? Should be Best Clubman or Captain's Award or whatever.

Oh yeah brahj is a good shout. Thought kane was gonna get half something something BOG in the hilly-Pie 4 Life maybe. Agree that the fellow deserves some goodies.