Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 26 Team Thread - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Barrybran - S26 Mateflon Winner ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Test Tickle]

I stress it is a HIGHLY formal occasion. We have booked Vegas' premier ballroom and everyone is expected to look divine.

As in

 

[philreich]

Are players from other clubs encouraged to get obscenely drunk at your B&F?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

As in

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Perfect! Just don't let us down- once again it's a very dignified evening and I expect utter sophistication from everyone.
RookiePick is making party pies.

 

[Test Tickle]

Are players from other clubs encouraged to get obscenely drunk at your B&F?

I believe its compulsory.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Are players from other clubs encouraged to get obscenely drunk at your B&F?

Invites will be going out promptly. Take a photo because they will disappear into the void in a pinch.
A full array of spirits, wines, beers, cocktails, aperitifs and the like will be freely available right by the concourse. You will be presented with a showbag upon entry. That's if you make the list.

 

[Barrybran]

Are players from other clubs encouraged to get obscenely drunk at your B&F?

Absolutely. Our captain didn't play himself in a prime spot so he has to rig the count to win. Should be a good night.

 

[Dav]

Absolutely. Our captain didn't play himself in a prime spot so he has to rig the count to win. Should be a good night.

Gonna pull out these crazy vote multipliers for the one game he got 30 touches.

 

[Barrybran]

Gonna pull out these crazy vote multipliers for the one game he got 30 touches.

The funny part is that was round 1. It's all downhill from there for JWS.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Absolutely. Our captain didn't play himself in a prime spot so he has to rig the count to win. Should be a good night.

Full backs historically poll very strongly.
Don't look that up just trust your captain.

 

[Test Tickle]

Perfect! Just don't let us down- once again it's a very dignified evening and I expect utter sophistication from everyone.
RookiePick is making party pies.

I'll bring a plate of sausages wrapped in bacon

 

[Barrybran]

Full backs historically poll very strongly.
Don't look that up just trust your captain.

I suppose Darren Glass did win three Eagles B&F's

 

[Dav]

Full backs historically poll very strongly.
Don't look that up just trust your captain.

Let me just consult the 4 awards nights I've documented...

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Gonna pull out these crazy vote multipliers for the one game he got 30 touches.

The funny part is that was round 1. It's all downhill from there for JWS.

Not even a ****ing Mobbs vote!!
I had 22 kick, 11 marks, 2 goals 1 behind the ****ing thieves.



I miss Cincin.

 

[Barrybran]

I'll bring a plate of sausages wrapped in bacon

Are you serving them in a bag?

 

[Dav]

I'll bring a plate of sausages wrapped in bacon

I'll take 20.

 

[Barrybran]

Not even a ******* Mobbs vote!!
I had 22 kick, 11 marks, 2 goals 1 behind the ******* thieves.



I miss Cincin.

Second-highest DT for that game

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I'll bring a plate of sausages wrapped in bacon

Damn those do look appealing.
Sadly I operate under the Las Vegan Bears Captaincy Policy inherited from Matera92.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Second-highest DT for that game

Don't think I'll be inflating any egos when I say gym4life is an actual God.

 

[Dav]

Second-highest DT for that game

Yeah but Josh the DUMMY switched into centre and not ruck rover, rookie mistake.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

DUMMY

You're thinking of Qugby League.

RRs are twerps. You won't catch me degrading myself there.

 

[philreich]

Invites will be going out promptly. Take a photo because they will disappear into the void in a pinch.
A full array of spirits, wines, beers, cocktails, aperitifs and the like will be freely available right by the concourse. You will be presented with a showbag upon entry. That's if you make the list.

Well if you don't want any woeful jokes on the night, please feel free to exclude me........

 

[Matera92]

Sorry we've already established that it's Matera92

I ain't no filthy ginger.

That's AngryRanga.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I ain't no filthy ginger.

That's AngryRanga.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I ain't no filthy ginger.

That's AngryRanga.

The disdain with which that is said

 

[AngryRanga]

I ain't no filthy ginger.

That's AngryRanga.