Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 27 Colonnade - ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ TANDY S27 MATEFLON WINNER ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ

[Barrybran]

Tandy

Just quietly storms to the front

 

[byebyexenxen]

Officially eco now.
Might join the wonders.

Top 10 Mobbs and you utter flogs cannot vote for s**t.

Take me with you.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Its alright Test Tickle; I'm a 2 times B&Fwinner - I know what to do to stop you chocking

 

[por_please_ya]

Lmao that photoshop of MWPP haha genius.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Back to back road trips for the Bears as we took on the Bombers in the match of the round at Adbu Prison.

The Bears strong starts continued this week kicking 6 goals to 3 in the opening term. MBP was up and about early. By early I mean he was up out of bed early dropping more pills down his gullet than the United States has dropped bombs on Baghdad.

The Second quarter was a tighter tussle with the Bombers staging a comeback. But thanks to the mercurial Jezmeister and the ever reliable Test Tickle getting involved in the play the Bears were able to take a 3 goal lead into the main break.

Doctor Gero really took hold of the game in the third, showing his team mates how its done. His performance send the league into a panic (in particular Matera92) as he took one step closer to claiming that elusive Mobbs.

The fourth quarter seen the Bears stamp their authority on the competition, running away with it thanks to MWPP and club legends Kane249 and hilly.

The Bears were able to escape Adbu with a win and our lives, which was nice.

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Test Tickle making the most of his time in Baghdad. Ruour has it he plans on running a camel riding business after his playing days.
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After Doctor Gero's performance on the field local diplomats personally invited him to attend a peace treaty in the Middle East.
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MBP made a real mess of our hotel after a big night out. If you know where MBP is please contact the Sweet FA embassy asap.​

Qooty:
5 - Doctor Gero
4 - Its Manbearpig
3 - Test Tickle
2 - Jezmeister40
1 - MWPP

Posting:
3 - Tandy
2 - Test Tickle
1 - JoshWoodenSpoon





This boffin puts more work into the joint than anyone, and is quick to offer up a treasured qooty position to someone who would benefit more from the exposure. Since committing to the Bears, Cadaver has taken ownership of both its heritage and its projections, and he'll visciously stand up for a teammate in turmoil. I've got no doubt Dav will server as an inspiring and amusing captain and lead this great club with passion and occasional fastidiousness. Couldn't let you ascend to the position before collecting one of these though dav - very well deserved!








An absolute ripsnorter of a contest - not fully decided until the final moment, this match was the definitive example of [monkeyshieldingeyesemoji]. Farm Boy was a momentary hero, before some no-named Wonder booted a quick couple and all was lost to the unforgiving winds of time. Fizzler found his groove with an unexpected drift to the forwardline, while Cadaver Tandy and @Itsmanbearpig shone stunningly.





Qooty:
5 - Fizzler
4 - Cadaver
3 - Tandy
2 - Its Manbearpig
1 - Test Tickle

Posting:
3 - Tandy
2 - JoshWoodenSpoon
1 - Cadaver

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Take me with you.

but xenxen we have you room all set up at the Hippodrome for you

 

[Tandy]

Don't think it's a lead I can hang on to though. I did butcher the ball in a few games in the second half of the season.

 

[Dav]

Don't think it's a lead I can hang on to though. I did butcher the ball in a few games in the second half of the season.

Mate you're an inspiration

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Its alright Test Tickle; I'm a 2 times B&Fwinner - I know what to do to stop you chocking
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Hahahahahaha that's lit.

 

[Tandy]

Congrats Cadaver

 

[Dav]

Thanks Josh! I absolutely love this club. I'm sitting at a party getting constant questions about what I'm looking at on my phone. Wouldnt have it any other way.

 

[Test Tickle]

Hahahahahaha that's lit.

yeh ok, its not that funny really

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Thanks Josh! I absolutely love this club. I'm sitting at a party getting constant questions about what I'm looking at on my phone. Wouldnt have it any other way.

Get off and enjoy the party dude.

Who the **** has a party on a Tuesday night anyway?

 

[Dav]

Congrats Cadaver

Cheers Tandz! #brotherbear #spamcub

 

[TJASTA]

Thanks Josh! I absolutely love this club. I'm sitting at a party getting constant questions about what I'm looking at on my phone. Wouldnt have it any other way.

what a cool kid

 

[AceAndy]

Get off and enjoy the party dude.

Who the fu** has a party on a Tuesday night anyway?

It might be a thing in Darwin.

 

[Dav]

Get off and enjoy the party dude.

Who the fu** has a party on a Tuesday night anyway?

Shift workers.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

And ironically I gave you bulk votes. Interesting

I'm reporting the fat **** to his sergeant.
Out of the force within a week. Shopping centre security guard before season 28 starts.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Thanks Josh! I absolutely love this club. I'm sitting at a party getting constant questions about what I'm looking at on my phone. Wouldnt have it any other way.

Get recruiting cuz.

 

[Dav]

what a cool kid

Just wanted to slip it in xoxo lol lmao

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I'm sitting at a party getting constant questions about what I'm looking at on my phone.

Show them my video that should clear it up.

 

[TJASTA]

i wish people invited me to parties
jk no i don't coz people suck

 

[Barrybran]

Get off and enjoy the party dude.

Who the fu** has a party on a Tuesday night anyway?

Shift workers.

Also uni students

 

[Dav]

There's only one party that matters and it's down at the abandoned electrical store

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Well done Cadaver; best club player is a real award recognizing your contribution, not just some sim based score. I personally think the recognition of club involvement are the most meaningful







except my 2 B&F's, they are real too